Ready to be grossed out?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2005-11-22 06:40pm

No sex or nudity in it.

Self surgery

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-11-22 06:44pm

Ye gods, that had to hurt.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2005-11-22 07:04pm

well, now I Know what it looks like underneath my nail, so i won't have to do that. What the hell was it for?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2005-11-22 07:09pm

Rye wrote:well, now I Know what it looks like underneath my nail, so i won't have to do that. What the hell was it for?

From the looks of that toenail, my guess would be that the person had a severe infection that deadened most of the surrounding tissue. I've actually seen this a few times while working in the funeral business. Sometimes entire nails would fall off. That would also explain the swelling and lack of bleeding.

If you ever get a fungal infection in your nails, GO GET IT TREATED.

The Jazz Intern · Post by **The Jazz Intern** » 2005-11-22 07:15pm

oh
my
god.

Yech!
When on superdickery, I fell out of a chair and broke part of myt toenail off. It hurt, and was sooooo gross. ouch. I'm surprised the person didn't scream when it snapped off.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2005-11-22 07:35pm

If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-11-22 10:38pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.

What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-11-22 10:46pm

Surlethe wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.
What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?

Yes.

If you're man enough, google 'BME'. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.......................

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2005-11-22 11:21pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
Surlethe wrote:What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?
Yes.

If you're man enough, google 'BME'. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.......................

No thanks; I'm eating ice cream right now, so I'm not going to watch any really nasty stuff. Toenails being pulled off in slow motion, I can handle.

The good news for Mr. Mystery Toe is that if your toenail gets ripped off, an ooze is what you're likely to get, not spurts of blood. So what you see here is about what you'd expect. I'm no MD, so don't take my word for it.

Haminal10 · Post by **Haminal10** » 2005-11-22 11:24pm

Aaaaarrrrrgh!

Man that was gross! Didn't this guy ever hear the cure for a nail infection that comes in pill form!

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2005-11-23 03:04am

Surlethe wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.
What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?

When i first got here the very first thing i saw was the Bisected Penis thread.

I'll put it this way...whatever you think is the worst thing you've seen a person do to themselves, erase it from your mind and replace it with that.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-11-23 03:41am

Only recently, my toenail broke - for no real reason, it just came up cleanly, with new toenail coming up from beneath. Bizarre.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-11-23 04:00am

Ford Prefect wrote:Only recently, my toenail broke - for no real reason, it just came up cleanly, with new toenail coming up from beneath. Bizarre.

Freak.

DesertFly · Post by **DesertFly** » 2005-11-23 07:40am

I banged my second toe on my right foot on my friend's wooden stairs pretty hard a few months ago. The nail got all swollen and hard. Eventually I noticed that it was loose and not connected to the skin below it, so I peeled it off. There was a bunch of dried blood under it. The skin was rather tender, but not nearly as much as I expected. I never really noticed the nail grow back in, probably because it didn't grow from the bottom up, like I thought it would. Instead, it seems that the whole nail bed has just extruded nail material which has fused into a new nail.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-11-23 06:37pm

Smashed my toe on a tile wall, once. Nail came off after a day. Not really disgusting, didn't really hurt after the initial "FUCK MY TOE! FUCKING WALL!" part.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-11-23 08:27pm

Singular Quartet wrote:Smashed my toe on a tile wall, once. Nail came off after a day. Not really disgusting, didn't really hurt after the initial "FUCK MY TOE! FUCKING WALL!" part.

Same thing happened to me, although it took a while for the nail to come loose, and it looked really, really nasty while it was still hanging on. I had a nasty bruise-like mark under the new nail for almost a year.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-11-23 08:48pm

Uraniun235 wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:Only recently, my toenail broke - for no real reason, it just came up cleanly, with new toenail coming up from beneath. Bizarre.
Freak.

You crush my sense of self worth. I think I'll have to go listen to some Linkin Park.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-11-23 09:50pm

Ford Prefect wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:Only recently, my toenail broke - for no real reason, it just came up cleanly, with new toenail coming up from beneath. Bizarre.
Freak.
You crush my sense of self worth. I think I'll have to go listen to some Linkin Park.

That's right. Listen to your Linkin Park. Go write about this in your Livejournal. Get in your dark-blue Volvo and meet your friends at Denny's and tell them what I did to you today while drinking water and annoying the waitstaff. Bury your pork in some overweight gothqueen and cry bitterly as you climax when you realize that even "--=sXe_kat=--"'s limp embrace cannot warm your broken spirit.

Get out.

(no I'm kidding I love you Ford)

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-11-24 12:49am

No one can insult a man like Uraniun235 - he transcends the concept of 'insult' and arrives at a plane of new experience, crossing the metaphysical boundries that exist between mind and soul.

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-11-24 12:51am

And he has a half-life 7.038E8 years!

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-11-24 09:11am

I once stubbed my toe on the guide bit for a sliding closet door(the guide was only at the mid point) in the dorms. Hurt like hell.

My friends were wondering why I was hopping around screaming like a banshee: "Dude you just stubbed your toe."

No. I had broken the toenail off and driven the broken bit forward into my toe...