Ready to be grossed out?
Moderator: Beowulf
well, now I Know what it looks like underneath my nail, so i won't have to do that. What the hell was it for?
EBC|Fucking Metal|Artist|Androgynous Sexfiend|Gozer Kvltist|
Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus
Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus
From the looks of that toenail, my guess would be that the person had a severe infection that deadened most of the surrounding tissue. I've actually seen this a few times while working in the funeral business. Sometimes entire nails would fall off. That would also explain the swelling and lack of bleeding.Rye wrote:well, now I Know what it looks like underneath my nail, so i won't have to do that. What the hell was it for?
If you ever get a fungal infection in your nails, GO GET IT TREATED.
- The Jazz Intern
- Padawan Learner
- Posts: 459
- Joined: 2005-03-17 07:15pm
- Location: In a box. A very big box.
-
- What Kind of Username is That?
- Posts: 9254
- Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
- Location: Back in PA
What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
F. Douglass
- Elheru Aran
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 13073
- Joined: 2004-03-04 01:15am
- Location: Georgia
Yes.Surlethe wrote:What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.
If you're man enough, google 'BME'. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.......................
It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
- Wyrm
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 2206
- Joined: 2005-09-02 01:10pm
- Location: In the sand, pooping hallucinogenic goodness.
No thanks; I'm eating ice cream right now, so I'm not going to watch any really nasty stuff. Toenails being pulled off in slow motion, I can handle.Elheru Aran wrote:Yes.Surlethe wrote:What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?
If you're man enough, google 'BME'. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.......................
The good news for Mr. Mystery Toe is that if your toenail gets ripped off, an ooze is what you're likely to get, not spurts of blood. So what you see here is about what you'd expect. I'm no MD, so don't take my word for it.
Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it."
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
Aaaaarrrrrgh!
Man that was gross! Didn't this guy ever hear the cure for a nail infection that comes in pill form!
Man that was gross! Didn't this guy ever hear the cure for a nail infection that comes in pill form!
"If brute force is not solving your problems, you are obviously not using enough"
-Common Imperial Guard saying
"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit,"
-County Commisioner Mike Whitehead to Dr. Dino
-Common Imperial Guard saying
"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit,"
-County Commisioner Mike Whitehead to Dr. Dino
- 18-Till-I-Die
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 7271
- Joined: 2004-02-22 05:07am
- Location: In your base, killing your d00ds...obviously
When i first got here the very first thing i saw was the Bisected Penis thread.Surlethe wrote:What the fuck? Bisected penises?! Does that mean what I think it means?Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If he was doing it because of an infection, it doesn't seem as gross as if it was someone who was doing it for some sort of sadistic pleasure, like those guys with the bisected penises.
I'll put it this way...whatever you think is the worst thing you've seen a person do to themselves, erase it from your mind and replace it with that.
Kanye West Saves.
- Ford Prefect
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 8254
- Joined: 2005-05-16 04:08am
- Location: The real number domain
- Uraniun235
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 13772
- Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
- Location: OREGON
- Contact:
- DesertFly
- has been designed to act as a flotation device
- Posts: 1381
- Joined: 2005-10-18 11:35pm
- Location: The Emerald City
I banged my second toe on my right foot on my friend's wooden stairs pretty hard a few months ago. The nail got all swollen and hard. Eventually I noticed that it was loose and not connected to the skin below it, so I peeled it off. There was a bunch of dried blood under it. The skin was rather tender, but not nearly as much as I expected. I never really noticed the nail grow back in, probably because it didn't grow from the bottom up, like I thought it would. Instead, it seems that the whole nail bed has just extruded nail material which has fused into a new nail.
Proud member of the no sigs club.
- Singular Quartet
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 3896
- Joined: 2002-07-04 05:33pm
- Location: This is sky. It is made of FUCKING and LIMIT.
Same thing happened to me, although it took a while for the nail to come loose, and it looked really, really nasty while it was still hanging on. I had a nasty bruise-like mark under the new nail for almost a year.Singular Quartet wrote:Smashed my toe on a tile wall, once. Nail came off after a day. Not really disgusting, didn't really hurt after the initial "FUCK MY TOE! FUCKING WALL!" part.
The Rift
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
- Ford Prefect
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 8254
- Joined: 2005-05-16 04:08am
- Location: The real number domain
You crush my sense of self worth. I think I'll have to go listen to some Linkin Park.Uraniun235 wrote:Freak.Ford Prefect wrote:Only recently, my toenail broke - for no real reason, it just came up cleanly, with new toenail coming up from beneath. Bizarre.
What is Project Zohar?
Here's to a certain mostly harmless nutcase.
Here's to a certain mostly harmless nutcase.
- Uraniun235
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 13772
- Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
- Location: OREGON
- Contact:
That's right. Listen to your Linkin Park. Go write about this in your Livejournal. Get in your dark-blue Volvo and meet your friends at Denny's and tell them what I did to you today while drinking water and annoying the waitstaff. Bury your pork in some overweight gothqueen and cry bitterly as you climax when you realize that even "--=sXe_kat=--"'s limp embrace cannot warm your broken spirit.Ford Prefect wrote:You crush my sense of self worth. I think I'll have to go listen to some Linkin Park.Uraniun235 wrote:Freak.Ford Prefect wrote:Only recently, my toenail broke - for no real reason, it just came up cleanly, with new toenail coming up from beneath. Bizarre.
Get out.
(no I'm kidding I love you Ford)
- Ford Prefect
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 8254
- Joined: 2005-05-16 04:08am
- Location: The real number domain
- TheMuffinKing
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 2368
- Joined: 2005-07-04 03:34am
- Location: Ultima ratio regum
- Contact:
- The Spartan
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4406
- Joined: 2005-03-12 05:56pm
- Location: Houston
I once stubbed my toe on the guide bit for a sliding closet door(the guide was only at the mid point) in the dorms. Hurt like hell.
My friends were wondering why I was hopping around screaming like a banshee: "Dude you just stubbed your toe."
No. I had broken the toenail off and driven the broken bit forward into my toe...
My friends were wondering why I was hopping around screaming like a banshee: "Dude you just stubbed your toe."
No. I had broken the toenail off and driven the broken bit forward into my toe...
The Gentleman from Texas abstains. Discourteously.
PRFYNAFBTFC-Vice Admiral: MFS Masturbating Walrus :: Omine subtilite Odobenus rosmarus masturbari
Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker