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If Morrowind could be summed up with one picture...

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This would be it:



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They say a picture says a thousand words. :lol:
What's her bust size!?

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Erm ... ok ... I've played Morrowind fanatically in the past, and I don't get it.
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:lol: Awesome! They even have the winged Guar! And that's the the liar gag character from the tiny island, isn't it, who is talking about the horse? Oh man, it's been way too long. Oh, and the naked Barbarians! Oh God, the more I look at this the better it is :D. And the falling mage right outside the first city!

I am going to stare at this for hours and reminesce now. 8)
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Post by Mr Bean »

Heh, they got the fellow in the background you find those nifty jumping scrolls off of.

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Awesome.
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I love the naked Nords.
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Hahaha, they have Craissius Curio! That crazy gay bastard.

What an awesome picture. Someone *cough*fgalkin*cough* needs to translate that Russian.
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The bottom-right one is apparently, "We are watching you....scum." :P
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Shinova wrote:The bottom-right one is apparently, "We are watching you....scum." :P
HAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
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Awesome. Although I don't get who is the character with the exclamation mark.
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Comosicus wrote:Awesome. Although I don't get who is the character with the exclamation mark.
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I love the PC in the center: Deadric Armour, Wraithguard, Keening, Sunder, all the marks of a high-end character.

Akulakhan is a tad too small there.

Even better is Sheogorath (whose sphere is Madness, and whose motives are unknowable) standing in the upper-right with 4 Forks of Horripilation. Then you have a bull netch with a couple of Forks of Horripilation stuck into it. The only problem with it is that there is only one Fork of Horripilation in the game. But hey, the artist included Sheogorath, that's enough to make me happy.

It gets better and better. See that Ork with a tail? That is a reference to the insane Ork that thinks he is a Khajiit. Come to think of it, both him and the guy thinking about a horse are servants of Sheogorath.

There are two things that I don't understand though. What are those green rats running around in the picture? Perhaps a reference to cave rats? The other thing is the woman in the lower-left who appears to be selling little sun and moon figurines.
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Adrian Laguna wrote:The other thing is the woman in the lower-left who appears to be selling little sun and moon figurines.
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Not suns and moons - more like moons and stars. If I had to wager a guess (it's been ages since last I played) I'd say that was Nibani Maesa, who you have to deal with for all of the business related with getting the Moon-And-Star ring and becoming Neraver and whatnot.
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

It's Azura. :P

She's in the same pose, and fits with Sheogorath.
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Post by Ar-Adunakhor »

ZomgZ!

The stump on the far right with the golden chalice in it... Fargoth's stash if I have ever seen it. Anyone know what the writing on the mountian says, though?
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Bloody brilliant!
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I just can't get over how cute Vivec is.
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