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Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-03 08:20am

OK, this thread is an action figure free for all...

Thats right, an action figure free for all.

Who wins?

I'm probably going to go with either Transformers or the old skool GI-Joe. They had joints...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 08:23am

Bah, the Power of the Force Star Wars figures would win. Have you seen Dooku or Maul?

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2002-12-03 08:28am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Bah, the Power of the Force Star Wars figures would win. Have you seen Dooku or Maul?

Not to mention the new Jango Fett action figure with detatchable head.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-03 08:30am

GI Joe kicks everyone's ass. He's a real American hero. This confers uber character shields.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-03 08:31am

Hmm... Gymnastics Barbie (with full articulation in all joints [aka karma sutra barbie]) could give a GI-Joe a run for their money in the martial arts stakes.

And for character shields... NOTHING defeats the Steve Irwin action figures, that TALK!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 08:35am

Patrick Degan wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Bah, the Power of the Force Star Wars figures would win. Have you seen Dooku or Maul?
Not to mention the new Jango Fett action figure with detatchable head.

Too bad they don't have Boba "head-carrying action"...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-12-03 08:48am

May I remeind you of the Unircon and Gundum Action Figures?

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-12-03 08:53am

It's a toss-up between the Micronauts and the Shogun Warriors.

And if you're too young to remember them and think that Transformers are the Alpha and Omega of kick-ass action figures, then ... well ... just ...

Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader · Post by **Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader** » 2002-12-03 08:57am

An action figure free fro all?
How the hell would they fight?
Common sense aside, Barbie's own. The GIs would be too busy staring at Barbie's boobs to fight.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-03 09:05am

Nah. This goes to the 1/60 scale Perfect Grade Gundam Models.

Barbie doesn't stand a chance. You don't want to leave a girl in an area with a bunch of soldiers who haven't gotten any since their construction(12" GI Joe figures)!

Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader · Post by **Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader** » 2002-12-03 09:07am

SAMAS wrote:Nah. This goes to the 1/60 scale Perfect Grade Gundam Models.

Barbie doesn't stand a chance. You don't want to leave a girl in an area with a bunch of soldiers who haven't gotten any since their construction(12" GI Joe figures)!

Thats why the GIs couldnt fight.
Oh wait.
Thye would be fighting over her.
Silly me.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-03 09:26am

OK, I think it comes down to a battle Royale between the Todd McFarlane figures...

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-03 10:22am

You not know Gundam Models very well, do you!

(NOTE: This last one is a 1/24 scale model!)

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-03 10:33am

I do have a few old gundam models at home, but to be quite frank I still don't think they'd have that much of a chance...

I mean, this thread is all about if the toys suddenly came to life a la Toy Story or Toy Soldiers.

One of the Todd McFarlane fully posable Solid Snakes or Onimusha figures would hack the shit through a Gundam model...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 10:41am

I will use the Dendrobium to 0wnz your asses!!!

And I'll show it to you... as soon as I find a good pic...

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-03 10:47am

weemadando wrote:OK, I think it comes down to a battle Royale between the Todd McFarlane figures...

They are extremely cool .... Although *dons asbestos suit* Raiden will kick Solid Snakes ass!

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-03 11:23am

weemadando wrote:I do have a few old gundam models at home, but to be quite frank I still don't think they'd have that much of a chance...

I mean, this thread is all about if the toys suddenly came to life a la Toy Story or Toy Soldiers.

One of the Todd McFarlane fully posable Solid Snakes or Onimusha figures would hack the shit through a Gundam model...

You do realize that the larger Gundam models are fully-articulate down to the fingers, right?

Not to mention the size difference(scale is to the Mobile Suit's official size. i.e. a 1/60 Zaku is one-sixtieth the size a "real" Zaku would be)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-03 11:56am

Okay can you buy a 1/60th Perfect series fucking ZakuII at a TOYS R US?!

Thank you.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 11:56am

Ghost Rider wrote:Okay can you buy a 1/60th Perfect series fucking ZakuII at a TOYS R US?!

Thank you.

I can.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-03 11:58am

Then you are one lucky SOB or don't live a normal Toys R Us.

And still old die cast Transformers vs that...I still give it to Optimus.

God it took a long time with a sledge to kill him.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 12:02pm

I live in Singapore, home to some of the best shopping this side of the Equator.

And the die-cast tansformers are TOUGH.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-03 12:10pm

As I said Lucky SOB

And yes..Optimus took a beating...though in retrospect I believe my friend took a particular dislike...but like either of us cared(I still have a Jetfire and the REAL Megatron)

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-03 12:25pm

I'm hunting this down even now.

It does have a detachable head

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 12:29pm

ALL RIGHT SAURON!!!!!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-03 12:45pm

I saw him in a shop recently. though being a student I did not have the money for him. I came back the week later and they only had the one in the window left... which they refuse to sell me!!!!!!

And he is a collector's edition so I might not get one for years

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