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I Pity the Fool who does not turn left in 200!

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Best idea ever! Well for today anyway... How does the Idea of Mr T being the voice of your in-car GPS system?

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CnnMoney wrote:California company NavTones has contracted with Mr. T and the actors Burt Reynolds and Dennis Hopper to record voices that can be loaded into navigation systems, giving your driving directions a little extra personality. More voices are coming, the company said.

Another company, TomTom, offers John Cleese's voice along with several "fictional" characters that include a New York City cab driver and a Freudian psychoanalyst.
Ok enough Mr T jokes for now. Who would acutaly buy this? (Assuming you had a GPS system)

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This is possibly the best car-related invention since the internal combustion engine.
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Dennis Hopper should ramble like his American photojournalist character in Apocalypse Now. :)

"This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, you need to fucking turn left, Jack."
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I'd buy it. The Dutch chick in our GPS is royally pissing me off.
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In a heartbeat.

"Foo', stop all dis jiba-jabba and turn at the next left!"

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I'd want the voice of Bill Paxton or James Woods.
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Hey, what about R. Lee Ermey?
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I'd totally get the Mr. T one. That'd be among the most awesome things ever. :D
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Utsanomiko wrote:I'd want the voice of Bill Paxton or James Woods.
John Cleese is pretty good too, though.
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Post by InnocentBystander »

It's kinda fun, though the review sounds like it has more of a problem with the nav system, rather than the voice. It's reasonable to expect Mr. T to get angry at you if you decided not to follow his instructions, but if the system doesn't alert you to that fact, well... there's not much a third party can do, now is there?
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I see this as an excellent source of free money for the washed up, or B-Line movie stars. Bruce Cambel for one, perfect job for him inbetween pimping the evil dead video games and getting walk ons he could get some extra work as a GPS voice.

But then think of all the stars that could do it.

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I'd get that, and I don't even have a car. Maybe I'd attach it to my scooter.

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For my car's GPS I'd totally want the voice of... Christopher, Walken.
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"You WILL turn left in five-o-o feet maggot!"

I totally agree on Lee Ermey ;)
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'm reminded of that one episode of Family Guy where Peter got the new car with the navigation system that had the "Yakov Smirnof Mode".

I probably wouldn't buy it, because I know I'd just be sick of it within months. Although I can imagine that the makers took that into consideration when designing it, and have some way of combating that.
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I want James Earl Jones for my navgational needs.

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