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Free, Legal, Amusing Star Trek Songs
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I don't know if these have been posted before. I've had them for a while, and love them all. They're free and legal (this is the artist's own site). He's one of my favorite musicians and does some great stuff. He also got interviewed by FOX News which I found hilarious .
Just thought I'd share. This might have been posted before; I don't run around the other sections very much .
I don't know if these have been posted before. I've had them for a while, and love them all. They're free and legal (this is the artist's own site). He's one of my favorite musicians and does some great stuff. He also got interviewed by FOX News which I found hilarious .
Just thought I'd share. This might have been posted before; I don't run around the other sections very much .
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate.
An Erisian Hymn:
Onward Christian Soldiers, / Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, / Fight 'till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles, / Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory / of Dis-cord-i-a!
Yah, yah, yah, / Yah-yah-yah-yah plfffffffft!
Onward Christian Soldiers, / Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, / Fight 'till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles, / Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory / of Dis-cord-i-a!
Yah, yah, yah, / Yah-yah-yah-yah plfffffffft!
It essentially summarizes everyone of the series. SPOILERS!Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate.
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Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
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"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass.
It's just too bad I was broke a few weeks ago, or I could've picked up some autographed copies of his albums on the cheap.
It's just too bad I was broke a few weeks ago, or I could've picked up some autographed copies of his albums on the cheap.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
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Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame .) Sorry for the repost, then. I've actually had these songs for a really long time, but it only just occured to me that someone else might careGeneral Zod wrote:It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass.
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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Course, it was like, a couple months ago, so I don't think anyone'll mind too much. I just felt like pointing that bit out.Pick wrote:Ah, my bad. I don't go to PST really (since I consider my middle-school Trekkie days to be days of intense shame .) Sorry for the repost, then. I've actually had these songs for a really long time, but it only just occured to me that someone else might careGeneral Zod wrote:It was posted in the PST section awhile back, and yes, Voltaire kicks ass.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
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*thumps chest* ho ho don't worry pick you can be a loser like me and post in PST even though you're a junior (third year) in university! Ahahahaahaha.
No shame in it I see no shame, if an engineer with a family and kids is interested in Star Wars as a hobby I see no shame being interested in other things, it's best not to deny what you are.
Return to the dark side mwhahaha! Uhm not that dark side, you know what I mean .
<edit>The only time there's shame is when it interferes with more important things. Sadly that has happened to me before heh heh</edit>
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No shame in it I see no shame, if an engineer with a family and kids is interested in Star Wars as a hobby I see no shame being interested in other things, it's best not to deny what you are.
Return to the dark side mwhahaha! Uhm not that dark side, you know what I mean .
<edit>The only time there's shame is when it interferes with more important things. Sadly that has happened to me before heh heh</edit>
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I don't like starting threads.Uraniun235 wrote:...wouldn't this thread have been perfectly suited for PST, if it hadn't already been done?
It's not like PST is just a gigantic Trek circlejerk (we alternate between circlejerk days and bash-a-thon days).
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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I saw the thread title and immediately thought of uploading that song for you guys to hear, only to find that you had linked to Voltaire in the first place. Funniest song EVER. The Sexy Data Tango is pretty amusing too, mostly because an android is decidedly un-sexy, but Voltaire manages to make the most outrageous innuendo about him.Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate.
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Yeah, I have Sexy Data Tango and Make Shit Up in my playlist. Didn't like Klingon Rap too much, and the other one (forgot the name) was too short for my tastes. But to whoever said Voltaire kicks ass, rock on!
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"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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I've already got the Picard Song; yanked it off of YTMND. (Yeah, there's one with the full version.) *Downloads the others.*Destructionator XIII wrote:http://tborgax.homepage.dk/audio.html
This site has 3 pretty hilarious Trek songs too, I especially enjoy the Picard and Worf songs.
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I've had the Mp3 for years, and unless he's updated it he hasn't put Enterprise down a notch.Noble Ire wrote:It essentially summarizes everyone of the series. SPOILERS!Psycho Smiley wrote:Ha! USS Make Shit Up is too damned accurate.
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