Wank Tanks!

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-12-10 03:57pm

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2005-12-10 04:00pm

Well, the last one certainly qualifies.

Nice artwork all around.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-12-10 04:19pm

Oh man, I expected to see something like the infamous land Battleship after reading the title

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2005-12-10 04:31pm

Now all we need to do is get you to draw a 500 meter long BOLO-rip off.

*fap fap fap*

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-12-10 04:33pm

Well, thats the kind of wank I'd need to get some lube for.

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2005-12-10 07:20pm

Well, I'm the proud "owner" of the first tank

*hides hands* What?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2005-12-10 07:32pm

TheMuffinKing wrote:Well, thats the kind of wank I'd need to get some lube for.

Well, buy some then!

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-12-10 11:18pm

ANAL LUBE HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!! HUZZAH!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-12-11 01:02am

Mein's the third tank. Which rocks ass!

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2005-12-11 05:17am

Hey now, the Bolo only ever got up to 212 meters, in the Indrani MkXXXIV. 500m is even more wank than a Bolo, and I believe there hasn't been the orifice constructed to accomodate wank of the magnitude.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-12-11 06:21am

Heh, just let it sit there, like a house. A really big house, that, if occasion warranted it, could move and destroy small moons.

Koolaidkirby · Post by **Koolaidkirby** » 2005-12-11 07:51pm

umm... i dont get it...

they just look like slightly large tanks (unless i'm missing something that makes them far greater in size/power than i'm currently seeing)

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2005-12-12 09:58am

Well, here's a brief discussion of my tank (slightly edited):

The Champion MkV's main weapon is a 210mm smoothbore cannon firing multi-stage kinetic penetrators, 10 Kiloton fission shells, anti-infantry flechette canisters, tactical antimatter shells, and other special purpose shells. It has a coaxial 50mm machinegun for use against light targets, a pintle-mounted 30mm machinegun, auxilliary launchers firing smoke grenades or ECM/ECCM units, and a pop-up 20mm minigun in the turret.

It's armour is composed of a principal layer of neutron-enriched tungsten, with layered diamontanium armour on top. Explosive reactive armour, umbrella shields, tesla armour, antiprojectile laser units, and magnetic shielding can also be fitted.
It is also one of the first few units to be equipped with AIEPP (Anti Infantry Explosive Plastic Plating), which consists of alternating layers of plastic and explosives, which can be manually or automatically detonated to send razor sharp shards of toughened plastic ripping through any infantry which get too close, without damaging friendly armoured vehicles.

It has a top speed of 200k/h, can negotiate 45 degree inclines, and has a 7500bhp engine which can operate for 96 hours before requiring refueling, giving it a range of 20,000Km.

It typically has a kill ratio of 1:1000 against enemy armoured vehicles

The below picture shows the Champion MkV with an M1 Abrams to the same scale:

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-12-12 03:13pm

umm... i dont get it... Confused they just look like slightly large tanks (unless i'm missing something that makes them far greater in size/power than i'm currently seeing)

Sorry, there isn't much there for scale. Most of these tanks are 3-5 times the size of regular tanks. They are massive crawling cathedrals of destruction.

Koolaidkirby · Post by **Koolaidkirby** » 2005-12-12 06:20pm

oh lol, well they're not exactly origional... think the landcruiser tanks (p-1000's i believe) which were the size of a house, and had 2 battleship guns as its main turret(world war 2 german tank)

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-12-12 07:27pm

oh lol, well they're not exactly origional... think the landcruiser tanks (p-1000's i believe) which were the size of a house, and had 2 battleship guns as its main turret(world war 2 german tank)

He he, theats pretty wanktastic.

Koolaidkirby · Post by **Koolaidkirby** » 2005-12-12 08:22pm

here are some links to those unfamiliar with the german inferiority complex tanks
http://www.panzerschreck.de/panzer/pzkpfw/p1000.html

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4660/ratte8wf4dt.jpg

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2005-12-12 10:59pm

Were those real conceptual tanks for the Nazis or are they just fictional?

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2005-12-13 01:27am

Real tanks baby. Others such as the Maus, were captured by the Russians and have only recently been made available to the West.

Gildor · Post by **Gildor** » 2005-12-13 02:26am

Seeing your drawings, I think they're all just awesome. What's the second tank called?

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-12-13 03:26am

It's called the "Enforcer", from memory, though I don't know/can't remember the designation.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-12-13 05:36am

TheMuffinKing wrote: Sorry, there isn't much there for scale. Most of these tanks are 3-5 times the size of regular tanks. They are massive crawling cathedrals of destruction.

Or, as they would soon turn out to be, target practise for flyboys.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-12-13 05:37am

Fortunately, mine has missile launchers and plasma guns that can shoot down incoming shells AND missiles.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-12-13 05:51am

Vendetta wrote: Or, as they would soon turn out to be, target practise for flyboys.

If there are planes in the sky you aren't filling it with enough atomic weapons. - Napoleon.

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2005-12-13 02:31pm

Vendetta wrote:
TheMuffinKing wrote: Sorry, there isn't much there for scale. Most of these tanks are 3-5 times the size of regular tanks. They are massive crawling cathedrals of destruction.
Or, as they would soon turn out to be, target practise for flyboys.

Ahem.

My tanks come with air support

I'd like to see an F-22 go against that!