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Invictus ChiKen · Post by **Invictus ChiKen** » 2005-12-12 02:45am

http://ds.ign.com/articles/674/674221p1 ... Sid=674221

Dominus Atheos · Post by **Dominus Atheos** » 2005-12-12 02:55am

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

From the creator's page:
Large image

As near as I can tell, IT'S A GAME TO TEACH LESBIAN TECHNIQUES TO YOUNG GIRLS

Made the image into a link

Removed some tags

~Faram

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2005-12-12 02:57am

and this is bad... how?

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2005-12-12 03:19am

Supposedly, a huge fraction of women haven't the slightest idea how to get themselves off, and are too embarressed or repressed to seek help on the subject. Just stuff I hear from psychology types.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2005-12-12 03:20am

Haven't been this weirded out by a game since

was announced.

Invictus ChiKen · Post by **Invictus ChiKen** » 2005-12-12 03:41am

Seggybop wrote:and this is bad... how?

As I understand it the target age is EIGHT!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-12-12 04:02am

Invictus ChiKen wrote:
Seggybop wrote:and this is bad... how?
As I understand it the target age is EIGHT!

I so mention whatsoever of a target age on the developer's site. IGN, are in fact, the only ones who make the leap in logic that the game is intended for young children, as far as I can see.

Kelly seems to intend the game to be for girls in their early teens, which while kind of weird, is hardly as horrible as the invented marketing tarket being eight-year-olds. She does get points docked off for using a poster of the movie Thirteen, though. From what I understand happens in the film, it probably isn't the best example to use...

Dominus Atheos · Post by **Dominus Atheos** » 2005-12-12 04:16am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I saw mention whatsoever of a target age on the developer's site. IGN, are in fact, the only ones who make the leap in logic that the game is intended for young children, as far as I can see.

Kelly seems to intend the game to be for girls in their early teens, which while kind of weird, is hardly as horrible as the invented marketing tarket being eight-year-olds.

How about the fact that it is obviously designed for prepubescent girls, based off of the "But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their own sexuality and pleasure" part of the description. Futhermore, just who exactly do you think "Magical Pet Adventure" is going to appeal more to, 8 year olds, or 14 year olds?

lapis wrote:11 Description

SO!

What is this game?

Lapis - A magical pet adventure

(And… a stealthy primer on female sexual pleasure)

Platform: Nintendo DS

The hope is that the game would entertain females - without them ever needing to understand the sex metaphor. But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their own sexuality and pleasure, they would have learned some ideas and techniques behind sexual satisfaction.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2005-12-12 04:24am

Chill young girls are not going to die because they learn about SEX.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2005-12-12 04:35am

And, cue Jack Thompson.

Dominus Atheos · Post by **Dominus Atheos** » 2005-12-12 04:53am

Faram wrote:Chill, young girls are not going to die because they learn about SEX.

You misunderstand my point, I was just expressing one of the biggest WTF moments I have ever had, over it being a game to teach how to have great lesbian sex. I was not necessarily saying that it is wrong to do so.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-12-12 05:01am

It's teaching to teach girls how to masturbate, you nitwit. It's perfectly obvious from reader her page that that's her intention.