Name: The shorter version of this story is that during a trip with some friends in high school, we played a big of Ouija and a spirit in the board named me Zaia (pronounced ZI-uh, with a long i, as in 'eye'). The spirit (nicknamed Q, in case you care) said that I was totally kickass, didn't need 'guardians' like everyone else and that spirits wrote poetry for me because I was so cool. (*shrug* Dunno, my friends were probably all on drugs--this happened when I wasn't even in the room!) Anyway, Zaia was more of a title and not a name, but I've sort of turned it into a name since then.
Avatar: She's a lovely lady by the name of Laika from the Tsunami Channel which Iggy so graciously found for me. I requested an adorable redhead, and he delivered. Thanks, handsome!
Sig: I try to change it often. Until today, it was a quote of Ando fumbling all over his words. I put it in my sig because it absolutely shit him that I did so.

Since then I've changed it to include a line from an Indigo Girl's song and now it has part of the bridge from "Title of the Song" by Da Vinci's Notebook (it's a hilarious boy-band-esque song that makes fun of boy-band songs). The 'femme fatale' part was something Ando said about me, and the rest of it is just the groups I belong to here.