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Me and my pals

Jay Mewes

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Kevin Smith

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Post by General Zod »

May as well get around to posting one. Keep in mind that this particular pic is a few years old (new glasses now, as opposed to what's in the pic), and I'm not especially photogenic. Plus it's a passport photo, so it's rather bland. Also, due to me being a cheap bastard and not owning a digi cam, this is pretty much the only thing I've got scanned in right now. :P

So, yahr. Here it is.

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Post by DocHorror »

Me. Taken nought but two minutes ago.

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My beautiful mug
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Ignore the paleness. And the Taz pillow. And the weird post-nap hair. And the bra.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Taken with our new Panasonic Limux DMC-LZ2 digi cam. Everything I need in this sucker for only two hundred bucks and not bad with the picture quality.

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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Yes, I have a webcam now. W00t.

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Ain't I a cute lil cam whore?

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Aren't my nipples just suckable till ya get milk? :teeth:

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Remember, I am a trained professional, I have years of experience that keeps me safe.
Don't try this at home.

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These pics are way too dark, but they're the best ones I have ATM. That doesn't say much for my poorly-complected visage. :P

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Best one, I think. Just way too dark. Needs more flash.

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Here I am trying (and failing) to look all sinister and intimidating.

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This one turned out okay.

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And finally the obligatory semi-profile.
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Alright, let me take a dump here :D

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Some sexy shots :)
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A throwback, first time i broke 5 minute mile freshman year of hs
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Goofyness
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camera was high that night
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Well I this is me and some friends building a house, I am just helping out wherever I can.

I have done a shitload, from laying the fondation to setting the tiles on the roof and all in betveen.

But now for somthing I have never done before, Electrical installations!

I am the one in green shirt and blue cap.

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Just carrying stuff.

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Short Break

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Me. Being pale.

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Me still being pale. Only this time with the infamous Steve.
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Me doing a parody of this for a Photoshop contest over on Penny Arcade.

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Well, I have a couple of new pics. Bad haircut, and my hair's blue now (not that you can tell).

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Yesterday was another day for SG-14 to save the day and lives of fellow SG members. The following people attended: Fgalkin, Dalton, Hotfoot, Marcao, InnocentBystander and me. NY/NJ Geek Meet
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Me as Lucius Malfoy this New Year, wig is tied back as it was pissing me off so the look is slightly spoiled. Well chuffed with the staff though, shame it doesn't show up as well on this one.
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Behold Fuzzy the Christmas dog!

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Yes, I know, technically he's not a member, but he's sort of related :)
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Zombie- me, and me at home. (This is before my last 3 weeks of intensive dieting).

From Today: At the beach:
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Post by seanrobertson »

Ladies, gents,

I'm not entirely sure what possesses me to do this, but here's a rather unflattering picture of me in a suit:

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Why I was looking up at the ceiling, I don't know *groan*
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Here's me and my better half on a recent visit back to the homeland, riding high on the London Eye.

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So I was up to New York for the weekend...

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We look like crap, aye, but that's mostly because we're worn out from all the fun we had :D
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Me between Christmas and New Year's Eve

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Bringing you unnatural poses since 1984

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From the beard-off thread (two weeks worth of growth):

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