FY 2007 SD.net Spending Bill

[Sea Skimmer]

The Great Leader proposes spending bill no.1 be made binding public law without prior review, reading of the bill or any other reactionary anti populist nonsense. The Great Leader also vehemently denies claims that this spending bill would divert all money, natural resources and ‘mobile biological bullet absorption’ resources to HAB use.

[Mr Bean]

Since I'm still an honorary memeber of the HAB I'm all for spending increases to giant weapons of extreme landscape adjustment.

[Rob Wilson]

How big are the kickbacks? If I'm voting for something I want to be recompensed for the wear and tear of button pushing!

[The Yosemite Bear]

Over at the monkey pit we are under treaty obligation not to have an offensive army, however we do proform "intellegence opertations."

[SirNitram]

I deny with extreme violence until someone makes a few mandatory donations to the Black Mage Retirement Fund.

[Rob Wilson]

I deny with extreme violence until someone makes a few mandatory donations to the Black Mage Retirement Fund.

Say it with me "Kiiiick Baaaaackssss", the grease that makes the wheels of government go round (well that and the blood and ground up bones of those that oppose us obviously).

[Mr Bean]

I deny with extreme violence until someone makes a few mandatory donations to the Black Mage Retirement Fund.

Say it with me "Kiiiick Baaaaackssss", the grease that makes the wheels of government go round (well that and the blood and ground up bones of those that oppose us obviously).

Better yet we simply agree to donate massive amounts of money only after one of the Black Mages acutaly manage to reach the retirment age of one hundred and twenty... or the undead/lich retirment age of one hundred twenty billion.

[SirNitram]

I deny with extreme violence until someone makes a few mandatory donations to the Black Mage Retirement Fund.

Say it with me "Kiiiick Baaaaackssss", the grease that makes the wheels of government go round (well that and the blood and ground up bones of those that oppose us obviously).

Better yet we simply agree to donate massive amounts of money only after one of the Black Mages acutaly manage to reach the retirment age of one hundred and twenty... or the undead/lich retirment age of one hundred twenty billion.

The last Black Mage Council voted our retirement age to 21 years of age, Earth Standard. Now make with the money.

[Rob Wilson]

The last Black Mage Council voted our retirement age to 21 years of age, Earth Standard. Now make with the money.

The Floor recognises the Representative for Cybertron and the Black Mages "Coooeee", and says that his position is that of a poohead... that smells of poo.

If the Governor does not toe the line his Kickbacks will be given to a Good cause, such as the Fighter Free Clinic, or the Home for Sword-chuck Instructors.

Now accept the bribe like a proper politician.

[Connor MacLeod]

*organizes protests*

[Chris OFarrell]

*organizes protests*

*digs up Blackmail information on Connor*

[Rob Wilson]

*organizes protests*

*loads the Police Water Cannons with super-chilled Brine and authorises the use of adamsite*

[Rob Wilson]

*organizes protests*

*digs up Blackmail information on Connor*

*Makes up blackmail Information on Connor*

When dealing with a political dissident, why mess around?

[Connor MacLeod]

*detonates bomb buried under blackmail information b uilding, putting Chris and Rob in the hospital*

This esteemed Senator from Lantia and the Chancellor have had an... accident, and they will be temporarily out of contact with the remains of the Senate.

Besides, whose going to foot the tax bill for all this increased spending?

[Sea Skimmer]

How big are the kickbacks? If I'm voting for something I want to be recompensed for the wear and tear of button pushing!

You will receive a fine dacha overlooking the Volga, and use of a state automobile with driver. All coin and paper money is being recycled FOR THE WAR EFFORT!

*organizes protests*

*Attempted pro mecha sympathizer uprising is crushed by HAB killdozers*

Besides, whose going to foot the tax bill for all this increased spending?

HAB has already abolished money within its own domain, as it was found that the concept of ‘currency’ brought with it the need to have a ‘war budget’ which in turn was nothing more then an insidious mecha attempt to limit the propitiation of HAB armaments! The Great Leader thus proposes that once all SD.net money has been spent, then that currency shall also be abolished in favor of the uncontrolled allocation of resources to the war plants.

The Great Leader however assures the population that their will be no slave drives (only mandatory volunteering) and ample resources will remain to meet all such minor 'standard of living' requirments as food and clothing.

[Rob Wilson]

*detonates bomb buried under blackmail information b uilding, putting Chris and Rob in the hospital*

I'm a Chancellor and he's a Senator, why would we go to the building when we have lackey's to do it for us?

This esteemed Senator from Lantia and the Chancellor have had an... accident, and they will be temporarily out of contact with the remains of the Senate.

Starting the misinformation campiagn already are we mr so-called Connor, or should I say Mr Anderson! *dun, dun, duuuuhh*. Yes been keeping quiet about your brother RSA haven't you? Why should anyone believe the kin of such a liar? Espescially when he's also the Cousin of Stewie from SDI! *dun, dun, duuuh*

Oh you want people to believe an avowed terrorist and relation to 2 of our stupidest trolls. But they are too clever, they will see through your lies and deceit.

Besides, whose going to foot the tax bill for all this increased spending?

Tax bill? I don't know what you mean, the future will see decreased taxes before the next round of elections - there may be rumours about increased National debts and the deficit but why listen to the naysayers?

[Broomstick]

Besides, whose going to foot the tax bill for all this increased spending?

That's what peons are for, fool! Haven't you learned anything subsequent to the US elections of 2000?

Although I can not give my vote for the spending bill until I have assures the air force will be adequately funded, including full funding of all R&D and "black list" projects.

[Connor MacLeod]

I'm a Chancellor and he's a Senator, why would we go to the building when we have lackey's to do it for us?

Because you're not too bright?

Starting the misinformation campiagn already are we mr so-called Connor, or should I say Mr Anderson! *dun, dun, duuuuhh*. Yes been keeping quiet about your brother RSA haven't you? Why should anyone believe the kin of such a liar? Espescially when he's also the Cousin of Stewie from SDI! *dun, dun, duuuh*

Stooping to slander are we? This means WAR!

*destroys your home planet*

Oh you want people to believe an avowed terrorist and relation to 2 of our stupidest trolls. But they are too clever, they will see through your lies and deceit.

You know, your fictional blackmail only works if, ya know, don't announce it to everyone in the known universe

Tax bill? I don't know what you mean, the future will see decreased taxes before the next round of elections - there may be rumours about increased National debts and the deficit but why listen to the naysayers?

I'm not paying more money simply to allow you to spend mroe on your dates.

[Rob Wilson]

* a darkened alley behind the Senate building*

"Do you have them?"
"Of course!"
"And..."
"The Contract states that 10% of the Bill will be spent on Big Corellian ships."
"OK then, the deals on. The 'Rebellion' will now only be an entrapment exercise for any potential trouble makers."
"Excellent. Keep making the noise Connor, we'll keep in contact."
"Yes Mr Chancellor."

[Connor MacLeod]

*Attempted pro mecha sympathizer uprising is crushed by HAB killdozers*

HAH! They were mere cannon fodder to draw your forces out so I can obliterate them via orbital bombardment!

HAB has already abolished money within its own domain, as it was found that the concept of ‘currency’ brought with it the need to have a ‘war budget’ which in turn was nothing more then an insidious mecha attempt to limit the propitiation of HAB armaments! The Great Leader thus proposes that once all SD.net money has been spent, then that currency shall also be abolished in favor of the uncontrolled allocation of resources to the war plants.

The Great Leader however assures the population that their will be no slave drives (only mandatory volunteering) and ample resources will remain to meet all such minor 'standard of living' requirments as food and clothing.

Tanks > Big Fucking Starships

[Connor MacLeod]

* a darkened alley behind the Senate building*

"Do you have them?"
"Of course!"
"And..."
"The Contract states that 10% of the Bill will be spent on Big Corellian ships."
"OK then, the deals on. The 'Rebellion' will now only be an entrapment exercise for any potential trouble makers."
"Excellent. Keep making the noise Connor, we'll keep in contact."
"Yes Mr Chancellor."

You forgot to execute the middlemen. Dead men don't tell secrets.

[Rob Wilson]

I'm a Chancellor and he's a Senator, why would we go to the building when we have lackey's to do it for us?

Because you're not too bright?

That may be so, but I'm also lazy and going to that building and making stuff up would be work.

Starting the misinformation campiagn already are we mr so-called Connor, or should I say Mr Anderson! *dun, dun, duuuuhh*. Yes been keeping quiet about your brother RSA haven't you? Why should anyone believe the kin of such a liar? Espescially when he's also the Cousin of Stewie from SDI! *dun, dun, duuuh*

Stooping to slander are we? This means WAR!

*destroys your home planet*

Slander? It's written therefore it would be libel. I don't know you've been spending too much time with RSA, his idiocy is rubbing off... or so I thought until I found this school report that shows that RSA was actually the brighter of you 2 at school, he graduated from the 5th Grade after only 4 attepts and you technically still haven't graduated from 4th grade. You can't argue with the proof of official School records Mr Anderson.

Oh and next time, don't contract out the destruction job to Stewie, the Neighbours are complaining about him trying to TP the planet... with only one roll... from orbit... riding a tricycle. It's just pathetic.

Oh you want people to believe an avowed terrorist and relation to 2 of our stupidest trolls. But they are too clever, they will see through your lies and deceit.

You know, your fictional blackmail only works if, ya know, don't announce it to everyone in the known universe

Pah, the plebe's have an atention span of Goldfish, they've already forgotten the truth, only our endlessly repeated lies are in thier heads now.

Tax bill? I don't know what you mean, the future will see decreased taxes before the next round of elections - there may be rumours about increased National debts and the deficit but why listen to the naysayers?

I'm not paying more money simply to allow you to spend mroe on your dates.

Your a Senator, you don't get taxed and it pays for your dates too.

[Sea Skimmer]

HAH! They were mere cannon fodder to draw your forces out so I can obliterate them via orbital bombardment!

Total obliteration is considered only a minimal level of destruction according to HAB Bomb Damage Assessment standards.

Tanks > Big Fucking Starships

The larger HAB tanks use Death Stars as ball bearings for the commanders cupola, and in any case HAB fields a full range of combat equipment. Attempting to rely completely on one system or one sort of system is the insanity of the mecha, and the fact that you believe this to be the case for HAB clearly shows your pro mecha agenda. Quickly, guards, search him for mecha paraphernalia!

[Rob Wilson]

Quickly, guards, search him for mecha paraphernalia!

Still not got the hang of this eh?
Guards, place Mecha Paraphenilia in his pockets, his domicile, his parents domicile, his friends domiciles and replace his pet dog with a Sony Aibo, oh and put Mecha stickers all over his car as well. Then arrest him.

[Sea Skimmer]

Still not got the hang of this eh?

That is hardly the case, the Great Leader would never be so foolish as to order such a thing, when he was not sure of a positive result.

Guards, place Mecha Paraphenilia in his pockets, his domicile, his parents domicile, his friends domiciles and replace his pet dog with a Sony Aibo, oh and put Mecha stickers all over his car as well. Then arrest him.

Summary execute him you mean, because there is no need for arrest and a show trial when these shocking revelations of mecha scum in the senate are already being beamed live to the population.

Also the Great Leader wishes to thank the so far two senators who have volunteered to lose limbs in the hunt for mecha laid mines and booby traps