Chardok wrote:Buncha Slack-jawed @#$%(*'s in here! This contest'll turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur.
A sexy dead fossil???
Scared of a little shave and regrow. BAH!
Nope. Hand me that "Lady Bic Weedwacker for Legs", willya?
Try not to break a nail
Hey! You sexist pig!
and enjoy your lean cuisine savory herb and garlic chicken lunches.
I represent that remark. (Gotta watch that weight and balance, must be careful not to exceed maximum take-off weight
)
How about a Tab? Would you ladies like a Tab?
Actually, in my household it's the man who drinks the Tab...
How about we meet up for lunch and cruise the mall? Go window shopping? We can hit Bed Bath and Beyond and get some o' that purdy smelling body spray? Maybe Melon and Cucumber? Hmm? that pretty enough for you?
Chadok... I think you'd smell
lovely in Melon and Cucumber. Or maybe the "Mixed Berry". Be sure to get the stuff with aloe and E, all that yelling is hard on the facial skin and you wouldn't want to wrinkle prematurely.
Oh, no thank you, I have Beef Jerky to eat.
That's for pussies. Try venison jerky or buffalo jerky. (Available at Gander Mountain. MmmmMMMMmmMMmMMMmMmmmeeeeeeat. YUM!)
You little girls go play with your barbies, now. Buh bye.
I believe my comments about Barbie wound up in the FUQ. You may wish to read them there.
You know, Chardok, I'd join your little contest, except:
1) You don't have a "Ladies' Category", you sexist pig
2) My sexuality is questioned enough, thank you.
3) It would be
very hard to explain the goatee to my employer... although not for the usual reasons
4) It would make many of the men here feel inadequate