Phrases that come-up often in/summarize your life.

Macunaima · Post by **Macunaima** » 2006-01-03 12:46pm

"It must be a sweeps month in the parallel universe where my life is a cheap sitcom."

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2006-01-03 12:49pm

"Oh, hell."

"Damn it."

"God, I wish I wasn't so lazy."

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-01-03 02:48pm

"For fuck's sake" I always thought fit quite well.
"What is the point?" is another.

Danny Bhoy · Post by **Danny Bhoy** » 2006-01-04 07:50am

I'm so fucked. (Which is an irony, since I consider myself lucky if I have sex more than 10 times in a year)

You best better pick that soap up boy. (in your best redneck Suthern accent).

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2006-01-04 06:14pm

Durandal wrote:How can it be a phrase if it's composed of multiple sentences?

Thank you for reminding me of another one:

"Here is the assignment, it's... several times longer than required."
I once turned in a 6 paged single-spaced paper when I was asked for a 2 paged double-spacer. Can't help it, summarizeing is not my strong suit.

Medic · Post by **Medic** » 2006-01-04 07:43pm

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
"Forgive but don't forget."
"Rotten excess."
"Fuck it all to hell." / "bakane" (japanese, for like "idiot," "hell" 2nd hand knowledge from a friend says it's sort of a general-purpose invective)
"You're not hurt, just drink water." (a little bit of Army humor, no matter how bad you're hurt, just "drink water" and you'll be good)

Red Star · Post by **Red Star** » 2006-01-04 09:11pm

"Holy Fuck"
"You stupid cunt" (usually said to objects and never people)
"What the Hell"
"Screw you"
"Same shit different pile"
"Sure, whatever you say"
"Keep telling yourself that"

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-01-04 10:45pm

"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - by Gustav Courbet, as seen in my sig.

Post by **weemadando** » 2006-01-04 11:10pm

"FUCK!"
"Fucking bogans!"
"Shit."
"Balls."
"COCK-MONKEY!"
"Why me?"
"I fucking hate bogans."
"FUCK OFF!"
"Stupid FUCKING BOGANS!"
"Bollocks."
"Fucking OW."
"Goddamnit!"
"MONGRELFUCK!"

And nearly any variation on this gets said at least 10 times a day, usually the bogan varient:

"Stupid FUCKING X!"

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2006-01-05 01:23am

"I'll do it later"

"Aw fuck it, it ain't due for another two days."

"OH SHIT!!! I FORGOT!!!"

"It's in my other binder..."

"Can I turn it in late?"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2006-01-05 04:20am

"Fucking reality."

"I did not see that coming."

That's really about it from me.

Vicious · Post by **Vicious** » 2006-01-09 08:17am

"What? I wasn't paying attention to you spending twenty minutes detailing a task I have done literally thousands of times."

"I don't give a fuck what your opinion is, because it's my goddamned decision, not yours."

and

"What? I missed the part where I was interested in what you had to say."

I hate being surrounded by idiots. I can't wait 'till school starts.