Favourite Comedy Songs
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Favourite Comedy Songs
So what are peoples favourite comedy songs.
I'm putting forward In the Brownies, by Billy Connolly, and Funky Moped by Jasper Carrott.
Any others?
I'm putting forward In the Brownies, by Billy Connolly, and Funky Moped by Jasper Carrott.
Any others?
"May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk." - Ancient Egyptian Blessing
Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God.
AND, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out! - Babylon 5 Mantra
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Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God.
AND, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out! - Babylon 5 Mantra
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Quite a lot of stuff by Mitch Benn, the Ikea song is a favourite, most things by the Python team, that's probably the lot.
The entire sequence from Matching Tie and Handkerchief with the medieval agricultural history in music remains a favourite, as is the accountancy shanty.
The entire sequence from Matching Tie and Handkerchief with the medieval agricultural history in music remains a favourite, as is the accountancy shanty.
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Crap.... there are many I like. "Dealbreaker" by Sean Morley. I think he's also done "He's the Man". "Wiperblades" by Heywood Banks. "Many songs by Tim Wilson.
Many songs played on the Bob&Tom show.
Then there's the "Colo-rectal Song" by Bowser and Blue.
Many songs played on the Bob&Tom show.
Then there's the "Colo-rectal Song" by Bowser and Blue.
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"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
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"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
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"The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers
Pretty much anything by Weird Al, especially "Eat It", "Can't Watch This", and the polka medleys.
Pretty much anything by Weird Al, especially "Eat It", "Can't Watch This", and the polka medleys.
"For the first few weeks of rehearsal, we tend to sound like a really, really bad Rush tribute band." -Alex Lifeson
"See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now." - Valentine McKee
"Next time you're gonna be a bit higher!" -General from Birani
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken
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"See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now." - Valentine McKee
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"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken
He who creates shields by fire - Rotting Christ, Lex Talionis
Can I point you all to Tom Lehrer. Its amazing how funny some of them still are and especially how relevent some of them like "Send the Marines" are.
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"Yeah, funny how that works - you giving hungry people food they vote for you. You give homeless people shelter they vote for you. You give the unemployed a job they vote for you.
Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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I wrote this:The British Avengers fanfiction
"Yeah, funny how that works - you giving hungry people food they vote for you. You give homeless people shelter they vote for you. You give the unemployed a job they vote for you.
Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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Alot of the stuff Mitch Benn has done for BBC radio 4's the Now Show, especially one on Star Wars III and as EMM said: the IKEA song.
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When you want peace prepare for war! --Confusious
That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
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"La Resistance" - South Park movie OST
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The FCC Song by Eric Idle
Fuck you very much, the FCC.
Fuck you very much, for fining me!
Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck,
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
So fuck you very much, the FCC,
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
Clear Channel is a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go,
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so,
He's charging twice the cost for all the drugs for Rush Limbo...
So fuck you all so very much.
Fuck you very much, dear Mr. Bush,
For heroically sitting on your tush.
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies that fail,
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail,
She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male...
So fuck you all so very much.
Fuck you Mr. Dickhead Cheny too,
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake, you haven't got a heart,
As far as I'm concern you're just a pasty faced old fart,
As for Condoleeza, she's an intellectual tart...
So fuck you all so very much.
So fuck you very much, the EPA,
For giving all Alaska's oil away.
It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my Hummer.
The ozone is a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say,
"Zee Nuclear Vinter games are going to take place een LA!"
So fuck you all so very much.
So what if the planet fails? Let's save the great white males!
And fuck you all so very much!
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Basically any Gilbert and Sullivan song can be rated up there.
I also like, "The Cat's in the Kettle," and "Like a Surgeon." The first is the sledgehammer to the second's... well... that one's pretty blunt and overstated, too.
I also like, "The Cat's in the Kettle," and "Like a Surgeon." The first is the sledgehammer to the second's... well... that one's pretty blunt and overstated, too.
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Frank Gallop's The Ballad of Irving
Goddamn funny stuff.He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too.
They called him Irving.
Big Irving.
Big, short Irving.
Big, short, fat Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.
Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
Walked into Sol's Saloon like a man insane,
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.
Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sport Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
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One day Bad Max happened into town.
His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
Bad Max said, "Draw, and draw right now!"
And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.
Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big gunfighter Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
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The James Boys was comin' on a train at first sun,
And the town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone.
Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big help, Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!
Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big dum-dum Irving.
Big dum-dum dead Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Really.
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