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- Metroid
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4000 attack turns? That'd be scary if he had any Jaffa.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
All system lords need a rogue Asgard scientist to crank out the techs for them, hence:
http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=54344
Ka Anor stands ready to devote his clones, his naquadah, and his loyalty to the beautiful and terrible Nephthys.
All he wants in exchange are test subjects.
EDIT: Recruitment Link
http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=54344
Ka Anor stands ready to devote his clones, his naquadah, and his loyalty to the beautiful and terrible Nephthys.
All he wants in exchange are test subjects.
EDIT: Recruitment Link
Last edited by Agent R on 2006-01-24 10:55pm, edited 1 time in total.
No conscience. No law. No stopping them....
....well, maybe a Happy Meal would do it.
Ka Anor needs test subjects!
I still think Furlings look like tribbles
....well, maybe a Happy Meal would do it.
Ka Anor needs test subjects!
I still think Furlings look like tribbles
- SirNitram
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*exhales fumes* No.. No, he's got quite alot of defense. Ow. My poor neutronium drone.Matt Huang wrote:sure. I'm good with a MDP, means more targets for me to hit.
edit:
scoped out another target for you guys:
http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=32409
no troops at all, 1120 miners, 20 untrained units, and 19.5 mil naq as of 7:40 PM EST.
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Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus
Debator Classification: Trollhunter
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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Debator Classification: Trollhunter
- Nephtys
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Battle Report
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Nephtys stormed the realm of Terok!
Nephtys sent:
5 Assassin and 0 Super Soldier Raiders and 20 Jaffa Raiders
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
1 Jaffa Raiders have Full Jaffa Division
2 Jaffa Raiders have Death Glider
1 Jaffa Raiders have Portable Energy Cannon
5 Jaffa Raiders have Staff Weapon
5 Jaffa Raiders have Zat
6 Jaffa Raiders came unarmed!
Opposite this, stood the forces of Terok
Terok resisted the aggressors with:
0 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
The forces of Nephtys rush in full force, and inflict 7,226 damage on Terok's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Terok's forces fell at the hands of Nephtys's assult.
The forces of Terok fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Nephtys's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Nephtys's troops.
The forces of Nephtys's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out Terok's Undercover Agents!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
With no enemy army to speak of, the main assult force assists in the hunt for covert networks! They add 200 percent to the existing power of the Assassin!
The Assassin outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 6 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of Terok's Undercover Agents!
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Full Jaffa Division went from strength 619 to 584 (now 584/640 and 9 percent damaged)
Your Death Glider went from strength 148 to 144 (now 144/160 and 10 percent damaged)
Your Portable Energy Cannon went from strength 37 to 34 (now 34/40 and 15 percent damaged)
Your Staff Weapon went from strength 19 to 18 (now 18/20 and 10 percent damaged)
Your Zat went from strength 10 to 9 (now 9/10 and 10 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.
The forces of Nephtys mashed those of Terok
The forces of Terok flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Terok, it is recorded that
a total of 9,483,616 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Terok
Many wonder if Terok will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Terok before such a feat should wisely be considered!
Ra Harakhte reporting.
Recruitment
Kneel before your God! He has three soldiers with... umm... eight knuckles each!
Recruitment
Kneel before your God! He has three soldiers with... umm... eight knuckles each!
- Quadlok
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Quadlok
recruitment
I lack imagination, but I am ready to serve the great god Nephtys with plenty of suicidal Jaffa charges.
recruitment
I lack imagination, but I am ready to serve the great god Nephtys with plenty of suicidal Jaffa charges.
Watch out, here comes a Spiderpig!
HAB, BOTM
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- Comando293
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I will Serve Nephtys, and join the legions as the legobots
Linkies will be here/ in siggy.
EDIT: http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=54350
Linkies will be here/ in siggy.
EDIT: http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=54350
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- NecronLord
- Harbinger of Doom
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I have... One Jaffa! Woo!
But he's Bra'tac! So watch out!
But he's Bra'tac! So watch out!
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- Soontir C'boath
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Hey, at least you got two officers under your command.NecronLord wrote:I have... One Jaffa! Woo!
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- The Yosemite Bear
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- NecronLord
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As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Jehvah raided the realm of Terok!
Jehvah sent:
0 Super Soldier Raiders and 2 Jaffa Raiders
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
1 Jaffa Raiders have Death Glider
1 Jaffa Raiders have Staff Weapon
Opposite this, stood the forces of Terok
Terok resisted the aggressors with:
0 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
The forces of Jehvah rush in full force, and inflict 738 damage on Terok's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Terok's forces fell at the hands of Jehvah's assult.
The forces of Terok fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Jehvah's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Jehvah's troops.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Death Glider went from strength 160 to 151 (now 151/160 and 6 percent damaged)
Your Staff Weapon went from strength 20 to 19 (now 19/20 and 5 percent damaged)
Your Hand Device Weapon went from strength 5 to 5 (now 5/5 and 0 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.
The forces of Jehvah devastated those of Terok
The forces of Terok flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
The forces of Jehvah were free to take what they could conquer!
Considering the distance to travel, the enthusiasm of the troops for this battle, and the degree to which they were comfortable in their victory,and 0 Untrained Jaffa ware taken from the realm of Terok.
From now on, these are know as the Untrained Jaffa of Jehvah!
Many wonder if Terok will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Terok before such a feat should wisely be considered!
RAWR! Glory to Nephtys! May she rule forever!As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Jehvah stormed the realm of Terok!
Jehvah sent:
1 Assassin and 0 Super Soldier Raiders and 2 Jaffa Raiders
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
1 Jaffa Raiders have Death Glider
1 Jaffa Raiders have Staff Weapon
Opposite this, stood the forces of Terok
Terok resisted the aggressors with:
0 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
The forces of Jehvah rush in full force, and inflict 688 damage on Terok's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Terok's forces fell at the hands of Jehvah's assult.
The forces of Terok fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Jehvah's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Jehvah's troops.
The forces of Jehvah's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out Terok's Undercover Agents!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
Unfortunately, Terok's Undercover Agents were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Death Glider went from strength 151 to 143 (now 143/160 and 11 percent damaged)
Your Staff Weapon went from strength 19 to 18 (now 18/20 and 10 percent damaged)
Your Hand Device Weapon went from strength 5 to 4 (now 4/5 and 20 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.
The forces of Jehvah slaughtered those of Terok
The forces of Terok flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Terok, it is recorded that
a total of 825,933 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Terok
Many wonder if Terok will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Terok before such a feat should wisely be considered!
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- Nephtys
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To my underlings. Sage advice from your most perfect and powerful goddess. Only a fool undertakes attacks with little strength. Build up your Jaffa legions until at least ten or twenty of them flock to your cause per day after your first attack. Make sure you send at least ten jaffa, armed with the most potent weapons you can acquire on a target with naquadah, and few defenses. Using a scout mission beforehand with undercover operatives can determine defenses. The Tau'ri are often easy prey to such attacks.
Why, your GODDESS today liberated nearly 60 million Naquadah from the enemy reserves! Once you've made your attack, do not just save this wealth. Spend it! Purchase weapons, soldiers, and soforth. It makes you less vulnerable, and you can resell the weapons later to recoup much of the expense.
Why, your GODDESS today liberated nearly 60 million Naquadah from the enemy reserves! Once you've made your attack, do not just save this wealth. Spend it! Purchase weapons, soldiers, and soforth. It makes you less vulnerable, and you can resell the weapons later to recoup much of the expense.
- Imperial Overlord
- Emperor's Hand
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All Glory to the forces of Cynical Cat, Son of Bastet, Favored of Jehveh, Loyal servant of the Mighty Goddess Nephtys! Let the armies of her enemies crumble, let their ships burn, their treasure be given to her loyal followers, and they themselves brought to their knees before Her Glory!As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Cynical Cat stormed the realm of Terok!
Cynical Cat sent:
1 Assassin and 0 Super Soldier Raiders and 1 Jaffa Raiders
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
1 Jaffa Raiders have Staff Weapon
Opposite this, stood the forces of Terok
Terok resisted the aggressors with:
0 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
The forces of Cynical Cat rush in full force, and inflict 81 damage on Terok's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Terok's forces fell at the hands of Cynical Cat's assult.
The forces of Terok fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Cynical Cat's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Cynical Cat's troops.
The forces of Cynical Cat's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out Terok's Undercover Agents!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
Unfortunately, Terok's Undercover Agents were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Staff Weapon went from strength 20 to 19 (now 19/20 and 5 percent damaged)
Your Hand Device Weapon went from strength 5 to 4 (now 4/5 and 20 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.
The forces of Cynical Cat massacred those of Terok
The forces of Terok flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Terok, it is recorded that
a total of 214,590 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Terok
Many wonder if Terok will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Terok before such a feat should wisely be considered!
The Excellent Prismatic Spray. For when you absolutely, positively must kill a motherfucker. Accept no substitutions. Contact a magician of the later Aeons for details. Some conditions may apply.
- Imperial Overlord
- Emperor's Hand
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My Goddess, plundering this fool has allowed your servant to acquire many powerful weapons and defences, as well increasing the amount of Jaffa that flock to his armies. I now possess the strength to engage worthier foes and bring them to their knees before you.
The Excellent Prismatic Spray. For when you absolutely, positively must kill a motherfucker. Accept no substitutions. Contact a magician of the later Aeons for details. Some conditions may apply.
- Glimmervoid
- Jedi Master
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I stole 18 mil from some one called Bass, I know have only super soldiers(in my army) and am getting 94 new men per day. I also have the best stuff from the armoury for my defenders and attackers.Imperial Overlord wrote:My Goddess, plundering this fool has allowed your servant to acquire many powerful weapons and defences, as well increasing the amount of Jaffa that flock to his armies. I now possess the strength to engage worthier foes and bring them to their knees before you.
- The Yosemite Bear
- Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
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If it is not too much work to ask of the glorious Nepthys, perhaps she could put all of our recruiting links in the first post so that we may easily support each other in the war effort.
As it is, I have only 12 mining drones, I'll soon be creating attack spiders in preparation for an attacj after the treaty expires.
As it is, I have only 12 mining drones, I'll soon be creating attack spiders in preparation for an attacj after the treaty expires.
- NecronLord
- Harbinger of Doom
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Typical jaffa accuracy against humans there.The forces of Jehvah rush in full force, and inflict 25,600 damage on Lucas's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Lucas's forces fell at the hands of Jehvah's assult.
The forces of Lucas fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Jehvah's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Jehvah's troops.
Glorious Lady, your servant has procured 6,602,830 units of naquadah to add to the blessed war machine. Hallowed be your name!
Edit: Oh Lady of the House (hey, it's the title that comes with your username ) your servant has captured slaves for your greater glory. Considering the distance to travel, the enthusiasm of the troops for this battle, and the degree to which they were comfortable in their victory,and 7 Untrained Military Peons ware taken from the realm of Lucas.
From now on, these are know as the Untrained Jaffa of Jehvah!
Their bodies shall be rendered down and used to create Kull Warriors, using the fruits of their labour as slaves of the infidel Lucas!
Edit: An entire world has been claimed in the name of the Lady, and a great fortified pyramid erected upon its surface. Al'kesh and Ha'tak support has been procured.
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*Envisions a great hall of Kull warriors chanting 'Hail Nephtys!'*The forces of Jehvah devastated those of starfleet
The forces of starfleet flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of starfleet, it is recorded that
a total of 21,262,379 Naquadah was taken from the realm of starfleet
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The forces of Jehvah mashed those of starfleet
The forces of starfleet flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
The forces of Jehvah were free to take what they could conquer!
Considering the distance to travel, the enthusiasm of the troops for this battle, and the degree to which they were comfortable in their victory,and 203 General Drone ware taken from the realm of starfleet.
From now on, these are know as the Untrained Jaffa of Jehvah!
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"We believe in the systematic understanding of the physical world through observation and experimentation, argument and debate and most of all freedom of will." ~ Stargate: The Ark of Truth
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I've declared myself my own commander for the time being, as the 20% bonus to unit production really comes in handy when you get 124 units a day baseline.
That said, I'm still scoping out new targets, using my 12x humanform attackers and their uberguns. I've also invested quite a bit into my covert-ops tech, so anybody that would normally be too powerful for me to take down I can weaken through sabotage first.
That said, I'm still scoping out new targets, using my 12x humanform attackers and their uberguns. I've also invested quite a bit into my covert-ops tech, so anybody that would normally be too powerful for me to take down I can weaken through sabotage first.
- Glimmervoid
- Jedi Master
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- Glimmervoid
- Jedi Master
- Posts: 1344
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