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Post by Lancer »

oh your fucking kidding me...
info for Spearmint wrote:User Stats
Name: Spearmint
Commander: None
Race: Tauri
Rank: 9,414
Army Size: 3,222
Treasury: 31,365,183 Naquadah
Fortifications: Underground Military Base
Relation: Neutral

Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 25 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of Spearmint .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of Spearmint undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:


Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries 0 0 0
Soldier 5 0 381
NID Agent 0 0 2836


Military Stats
Strike Action: 311,525
Defensive Action 0
Covert Skill: 5
Covert Operatives: 0

Anti-Covert Skill: 0
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 4000
Unit Production: 16
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Alliance MotherShip Support
Fortification Tech: Underground Military Base
Covert Tech: Reverse Engineered Personelle Cloaking Technology
Anti-Covert Tech: None
Race Unique Tech: Rapid Evacuation Technology



Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
??? Attack 5 2750/2750
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

I've done one successful raid:
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Cynical Cat raided the realm of gibobo!

Cynical Cat sent:
5 Super Soldier Raiders and 0 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

4 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon
1 Super Soldier Raiders have Full Jaffa Division


Opposite this, stood the forces of gibobo

gibobo resisted the aggressors with:
0 Defensive NID Team and 10 Home Base Guard
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

9 Home Base Guard have Ion Cannon
1 Home Base Guard came unarmed!


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of Cynical Cat rush in full force, and inflict 237,951 damage on gibobo's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of gibobo's forces fell at the hands of Cynical Cat's assult.


The forces of gibobo fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 20,196 damage on Cynical Cat's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Cynical Cat's troops.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,560 to 2,546 (now 2546/2560 and 1 percent damaged)
Your Full Jaffa Division went from strength 640 to 635 (now 635/640 and 1 percent damaged)
Your Death Glider went from strength 160 to 157 (now 157/160 and 2 percent damaged)
Your Hand Device Weapon went from strength 5 to 4 (now 4/5 and 20 percent damaged)



The forces of Cynical Cat mashed those of gibobo
The forces of gibobo flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!


The forces of Cynical Cat were free to take what they could conquer!

Considering the distance to travel, the enthusiasm of the troops for this battle, and the degree to which they were comfortable in their victory,and 4 Untrained Military Peons ware taken from the realm of gibobo.
From now on, these are know as the Untrained Jaffa of Cynical Cat!


Many wonder if gibobo will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of gibobo before such a feat should wisely be considered!


You engage your conversion facilities and convert 0 enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on 0 enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.
The Excellent Prismatic Spray. For when you absolutely, positively must kill a motherfucker. Accept no substitutions. Contact a magician of the later Aeons for details. Some conditions may apply.
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Post by Darkdrium »

4000 attack turns? I bet that guy's inactive.
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Darkdrium wrote:4000 attack turns? I bet that guy's inactive.
Which is why we should rob all people like that blind. It isn't like their using it. Now if I could just sit still long enough to actually pile up a few turns...
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User Stats
Name: gibobo
Commander: None
Race: Tauri
Rank: 8,200
Army Size: 1,602
Treasury: 9,258,619 Naquadah
Fortifications: Camp
Relation: Neutral

Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 25 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of gibobo .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of gibobo undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:


Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries 0 0 0
Soldier 10 10 ???
NID Agent 0 0 ???


Military Stats
Strike Action: 171,875
Defensive Action 22,995
Covert Skill: 0
Covert Operatives: 10

Anti-Covert Skill: 0
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 4000
Unit Production: 19
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: None
Fortification Tech: Camp
Covert Tech: None
Anti-Covert Tech: None
Race Unique Tech: None



Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
X302 Craft Attack 20 2750/???
Ion Cannon Defense 9 511/2000
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Post by Darkdrium »

Quadlok wrote:
Darkdrium wrote:4000 attack turns? I bet that guy's inactive.
Which is why we should rob all people like that blind. It isn't like their using it. Now if I could just sit still long enough to actually pile up a few turns...
Personnally, I just attack the lowest rankings who happens to have cash in the 20-30mil range. Don't be fooled by their 1000+ army, it's probably just a pile of workers.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Spearment was perfect! I took over 20 million Naquadah from him! This game has turn to be more fun now!
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Reconnaisance is your friend. While my abilities aren't equal to Matt's (yet) I can tell who has paper thin defences and a shitload of naquadah.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

grrr....

could someone give me a target to raid with my one attack drone, I have fairly decent defenses. I just have no power to attack with....
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is it just me, or is GateWars extremely laggy right now?
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Matt Huang wrote:is it just me, or is GateWars extremely laggy right now?
Real laggy. I'm trying to upgrade and spend all the naquadah I can and it's slow going.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

No, for me too. But its early evening now (Pacific Coast Time) and latter for the rest of North America, probably time of maximum activity.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:grrr....

could someone give me a target to raid with my one attack drone, I have fairly decent defenses. I just have no power to attack with....
Go for that guy, loads of cash, no def, try raiding too, he has 1100 untrained units. Probably inactive.
Under the cover of night, your 2 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of euphoryo .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of euphoryo undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:


Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries 0 0 0
Soldier 0 0 ???
NID Agent 0 0 1169


Military Stats
Strike Action: 0
Defensive Action 0
Covert Skill: 0
Covert Operatives: 0

Anti-Covert Skill: 0
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 4245
Unit Production: 1
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Darkdrium wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:grrr....

could someone give me a target to raid with my one attack drone, I have fairly decent defenses. I just have no power to attack with....
Go for that guy, loads of cash, no def, try raiding too, he has 1100 untrained units. Probably inactive.
*snip*
Do it, Yosemite! Do it! He's perfect!
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

I raided spearmint and those RANGER FUCKTARDS KILLED MY POWER RIGHT AFTER MY RAID!!!!

hopefully I haven't been counterraided while my power was fucked
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I raided spearmint and those RANGER FUCKTARDS KILLED MY POWER RIGHT AFTER MY RAID!!!!

hopefully I haven't been counterraided while my power was fucked
You tried attacking first right? Cause that's how you get the naquedah...

OMG, euphoryo has 0 Defensive Action!

Edit: Oh, you hit spearment. Take Euphoryo! He's perfect!
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I had just raided 2,m naq

I upgraded my reproduction, I had 1mil naq left when my power was cut.
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Another pidgeon:

Name: God creativesound (cozie)
Commander: KingLapin
Race: Goa'uld
Rank: 9,166
Army Size: 42,024
Treasury: 31,446,960 Naquadah
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Cynical Cat stormed the realm of creativesound (cozie)!

Cynical Cat sent:
2 Assassin and 7 Super Soldier Raiders and 2 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

7 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon
2 Jaffa Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon


Opposite this, stood the forces of creativesound (cozie)

creativesound (cozie) resisted the aggressors with:
739 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

0 Super Soldier Guards have
739 Super Soldier Guards came unarmed!


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of Cynical Cat rush in full force, and inflict 480,286 damage on creativesound (cozie)'s forces!
It was confirmed that 7 of creativesound (cozie)'s forces fell at the hands of Cynical Cat's assult.


The forces of creativesound (cozie) fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Cynical Cat's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Cynical Cat's troops.


The forces of Cynical Cat's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out creativesound (cozie)'s Undercover Agents!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
With no enemy army to speak of, the main assult force assists in the hunt for covert networks! They add 301 percent to the existing power of the Assassin!
The Assassin outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 621 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of creativesound (cozie)'s Undercover Agents!



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,560 to 2,555 (now 2555/2560 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Full Jaffa Division went from strength 640 to 637 (now 637/640 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Death Glider went from strength 160 to 160 (now 160/160 and 0 percent damaged)



The forces of Cynical Cat subdued those of creativesound (cozie)
The forces of creativesound (cozie) flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of creativesound (cozie), it is recorded that
a total of 1,140,563 Naquadah was taken from the realm of creativesound (cozie)

Many wonder if creativesound (cozie) will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of creativesound (cozie) before such a feat should wisely be considered!


You engage your conversion facilities and convert 1 enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on 0 enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.
The Excellent Prismatic Spray. For when you absolutely, positively must kill a motherfucker. Accept no substitutions. Contact a magician of the later Aeons for details. Some conditions may apply.
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bwahahaha, bloody moron! 762 Kull guards, all of em unarmed.
Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 25 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of creativesound (cozie) .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of creativesound (cozie) undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:


Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries 0 0 0
Jaffa Army 0 0 39390
Super Soldiers 1000 732 902


Military Stats
Strike Action: 0
Defensive Action 0
Covert Skill: 17
Covert Operatives: 0

Anti-Covert Skill: 11
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 944
Unit Production: 2005
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Hatak Mothership Support
Fortification Tech: ???
Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Anti-Covert Tech: None
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Host Processing Facility



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Post by Soontir C'boath »

creativesound is under a commander with a lot of low # ranking officers. I'm not sure we should be meddling with them...
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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I raided spearmint a second time, since I have now got mercinaries at level 2 I was able to take some drones, but didn't make much.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I raided spearmint a second time, since I have now got mercinaries at level 2 I was able to take some drones, but didn't make much.
He doesn't have a lot of Naquadah left.

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I need more turns and troops! Other than that, I'm more beefier in my forces. 300K of Offense and Defensive action should stop any noobs from getting to me but then again I don't have any naquadah left myself.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Post by Nephtys »

Never attack anyone a second time. When you find a sufficiently juicy target (7000+ rank, minimal defenses using spies... huge exposed naquadah reserves...) attack with all you've got for 15 turns. I made another 60 million Naquadah today with 30 turns.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

hey Crystal who is trying to join the guild/alliance is one of my friends from yosemite. He clicked the link and then changed Race
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

I didn't attack for the naq, I raided for the population (since I have been playing the past three days at 1/day I needed the free troops)
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