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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Anyone getting a parsed error when trying to log in? It just started happening now...

Edit: I did delete all my cookies, etc. Still nothing.

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Parse error: parse error, unexpected '!', expecting T_VARIABLE or '$' in /hsphere/local/home/jwitzel/stargatewars.com/islogined.php on line 4
By the way, I deleted my account and went Replicator. The name is "Number 21".
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I'm getting the login problem as well.

Soontir, why delete your account? You can change races 3 times.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:Anyone getting a parsed error when trying to log in? It just started happening now...

Edit: I did delete all my cookies, etc. Still nothing.

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Parse error: parse error, unexpected '!', expecting T_VARIABLE or '$' in /hsphere/local/home/jwitzel/stargatewars.com/islogined.php on line 4
By the way, I deleted my account and went Replicator. The name is "Number 21".
Oh good, I thought it was just me. Maybe it's an IE problem?

*sigh* I was just about to launch an attack, too.
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Seems to be working again.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Matt Huang wrote:I'm getting the login problem as well. Soontir, why delete your account? You can change races 3 times.
Yea but I wanted to start all over. I'm climbing fast though.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Glimmervoid wrote:
Darkdrium wrote:Heh, looks like I took the second rank in the alliance. I'm just behind Nephtys. Weird though, I don't have nearly has many troops as some of you say you do.
Darkdrium I just realised I spied on you, sorry did not work out who you were until now.
Hey no sweat. You failed to get through anyway. I consider this a practice in case of a real attack. :)

However, I retaliated by spying back at you, and now I have full intel on you. :wink:
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Well, at least you didn't attack each other.
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No I mean I spied on him just now. You know, for payback. :wink:
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Argh, my attack was just wasted on a target because he had planetary holographic duplication...
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Hey Matt, I just surpassed you in the alliance. Not by much though, you'll probably take by the lead as soon as you go back in. :)

What's going on? I'm far from having the most units, but here I am in second place.
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You had a successful attack, while my attack took absolutely no naquidah at all because my target upgraded his racial tech to holographic planetary duplication.

So basically, I just wasted a buttload of turns for nothing...

oh well, I've got other targets scoped out, I'll hit them when I build up my AP pool.
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ah, there we go. A 1-AP attack replenished my coffiers enough for another round of upgrades.
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Ah, I have found something most dire to report. There is an imposter with a name quite similar to the leader of our own alliance. Goes by the name of Nephthys.
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Matt Huang wrote:Ah, I have found something most dire to report. There is an imposter with a name quite similar to the leader of our own alliance. Goes by the name of Nephthys.
I would say that we raze there city to the ground but Nephthys commander is ranked 639.
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Glimmervoid wrote:
Matt Huang wrote:Ah, I have found something most dire to report. There is an imposter with a name quite similar to the leader of our own alliance. Goes by the name of Nephthys.
I would say that we raze there city to the ground but Nephthys commander is ranked 639.
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I went I spied on the impostor. Over 2000 jaffas are ready and waiting for battle.
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Darkdrium wrote:I went I spied on the impostor. Over 2000 jaffas are ready and waiting for battle.
What are you spy and counter spy ranks at the moment. Did you put a lot of money in to them or something?
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They're both at level 11.
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Here's the report, as you can see it's pretty much the only information I could acquire.

Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries ??? ??? ???
Jaffa Army 2093 ??? ???
Super Soldiers ??? ??? ???


Military Stats
Strike Action: ???
Defensive Action ???
Covert Skill: ???
Covert Operatives: ???

Anti-Covert Skill: 11
Anti-Covert Operatives: ???
Attack Turns: ???
Unit Production: ???
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: ???
Fortification Tech: ???
Covert Tech: ???
Anti-Covert Tech: ???
Race Unique Tech: ???



Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
??? ??? ??? ???/???
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my own recon:
Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 40 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of Nephthys .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of Nephthys undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:


Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries ??? ??? ???
Jaffa Army 2093 ??? ???
Super Soldiers 10 ??? ???


Military Stats
Strike Action: 1,590,302
Defensive Action 37,792,824
Covert Skill: ???
Covert Operatives: ???

Anti-Covert Skill: ???
Anti-Covert Operatives: ???
Attack Turns: ???
Unit Production: ???
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: ???
Fortification Tech: ???
Covert Tech: ???
Anti-Covert Tech: ???
Race Unique Tech: ???



Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
any attacks we can make ATM are going to be utterly futile. W/ 37 mil defense, we're not even going to put a scratch in her army, and sabotage won't weaken it nearly enough to make a difference.
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Ouch, we're not cracking that shell anytime soon.
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The Deciever attacks! And feels the wrath of her GODDESS. (eyeglow)

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Nephthys raided the realm of Nephtys!

Nephthys sent:
10 Super Soldier Raiders and 2,118 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

10 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon
28 Jaffa Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon
28 Jaffa Raiders have Full Jaffa Division
2062 Jaffa Raiders came unarmed!


Opposite this, stood the forces of Nephtys

Nephtys resisted the aggressors with:
65 Super Soldier Guards and 21 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

65 Super Soldier Guards have Invisibility Technology
21 Jaffa Guards have Invisibility Technology


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of Nephthys rush in full force, and inflict 1,602,101 damage on Nephtys's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Nephtys's forces fell at the hands of Nephthys's assult.


The forces of Nephtys fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3,710,976 damage on Nephthys's forces!
They managed to eradicate 49 of Nephthys's troops.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Invisibility Technology went from strength 2,560 to 2,554 (now 2554/2560 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Sarcophagus went from strength 640 to 639 (now 639/640 and 0 percent damaged)
Your MindControlled Slave Contingent went from strength 40 to 39 (now 39/40 and 3 percent damaged)
Your Externally Powered Force Shield went from strength 20 to 20 (now 20/20 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Handheld Shield Device went from strength 10 to 9 (now 9/10 and 10 percent damaged)


The forces of Nephtys massacred those of Nephthys
The forces of Nephthys flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

The forces of Nephthys could not secure a foothold in the realms of Nephtys!
The armies of Nephthys were forced out of the realm of Nephtys in a none to glorious fashion! The defending forces were simply too much for them....
There are lessons to be learned here - old cliches of your race abound... biting and chewing...eyes and stomach...enemies and friends... too little too late.. stitch in time...books and covers --- but... one would guess that those defeated who lived were simply thankful for escape at the time, and running to become better prepared for the next excursion. It is sure that Nephtys will be considering a return visit to Nephthys!


You engage your conversion facilities and convert enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on . enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

since I am low on attack points I'll just train troops and scout for you all today

sell off my extra disintergration beams and make upgrades to my spy tech...

oh and recruit more spies.
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In rather poor shape, since I haven't really attacked and have been just training mineslaves.

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The Deciever attacks! And feels the wrath of her GODDESS. (eyeglow)
Well fought, GODDESS. She will pay for her audacity, in time.
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