Stargate Wars! Get enslaved now!

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2006-01-27 08:23pm

I'm not sobek, I'm KanoneZiel.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2006-01-27 08:25pm

Heads up people. The heretics have just joined SD.net and are undoubtedly spying on us.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2006-01-27 08:25pm

ah.

Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 100 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of kanoneziel .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of kanoneziel undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:

Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries ??? 0 0
Jaffa Army 0 ??? 0
Super Soldiers 109 91 7

Military Stats
Strike Action: 7,260,795
Defensive Action 5,591,040
Covert Skill: 11
Covert Operatives: 18

Anti-Covert Skill: 11
Anti-Covert Operatives: 16
Attack Turns: 2
Unit Production: ???
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Hatak Mothership Support
Fortification Tech: Dominated World
Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Anti-Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Race Unique Tech: ???

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Invisibility Technology Defense 100 2560/2560
Targeted Gate Weapon Attack 119 2528/2560
Handheld Shield Device Defense 30 10/10
Hand Device Weapon Attack 30 3/5

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-01-27 08:26pm

Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 18 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of kanoneziel .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of kanoneziel undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:

Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries 0 0 0
Jaffa Army 0 0 1
Super Soldiers 109 91 7

Military Stats
Strike Action: 7,240,691
Defensive Action 5,591,040
Covert Skill: 11
Covert Operatives: 18

Anti-Covert Skill: 11
Anti-Covert Operatives: 16
Attack Turns: 1
Unit Production: ???
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Hatak Mothership Support
Fortification Tech: Dominated World
Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Anti-Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Host Processing Facility

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Invisibility Technology Defense 100 2560/2560
Targeted Gate Weapon Attack 119 2521/2560
Hand Device Weapon Attack 30 3/5

Well, you're not much better off than me.

EDIT: I really need to stock up on attack turns.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2006-01-27 08:27pm

Imperial Overlord wrote:This guy is under the same monarch as the impostor and is weak enough to maul. I suggest you join in venting your hatred on him.

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:

I've also attacked- not really worth attacking- better save the turns attacking people who actually have money.

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:

The army of kanoneziel stormed the realm of Sasha Kajetan!

kanoneziel sent:
16 Assassin and 109 Super Soldier Raiders and 0 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

109 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon

Opposite this, stood the forces of Sasha Kajetan

Sasha Kajetan resisted the aggressors with:
7 Defensive NID Team and 543 Home Base Guard
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

7 Defensive NID Team have Satellite Laser
543 Home Base Guard have Personelle Tank

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

The forces of kanoneziel rush in full force, and inflict 6,970,363 damage on Sasha Kajetan's forces!
It was confirmed that 7 of Sasha Kajetan's forces fell at the hands of kanoneziel's assult.

The forces of Sasha Kajetan fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 756,005 damage on kanoneziel's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of kanoneziel's troops.

The forces of kanoneziel's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out Sasha Kajetan's Undercover Agents!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Assassin outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 10,223 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of Sasha Kajetan's Undercover Agents!

Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,528 to 2,521 (now 2521/2560 and 2 percent damaged)
Your Hand Device Weapon went from strength 3 to 3 (now 3/5 and 40 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.

The forces of kanoneziel slaughtered those of Sasha Kajetan
The forces of Sasha Kajetan flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Sasha Kajetan, it is recorded that
a total of 177,485 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Sasha Kajetan

Many wonder if Sasha Kajetan will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Sasha Kajetan before such a feat should wisely be considered!

You engage your conversion facilities and convert 1 enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on 0 enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-27 08:35pm

Imperial Overlord wrote:Heads up people. The heretics have just joined SD.net and are undoubtedly spying on us.

Well they didn't really need to sign up to do that now do they?.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-01-27 08:39pm

Well, a hearty welcome to them, then.

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-01-27 08:39pm

Maybe it's just me, but if one was going to do something like join a forum to spy on a group, wouldn't it be better to not be so obvious about it.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2006-01-27 09:17pm

http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=38413

just attacked me about 35 times. I've taken a great deal of damage. It would seem we have made some enemies...

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2006-01-27 09:20pm

I don't suppose we could get our own usergroup for this? This thread is getting fairly crowded.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2006-01-27 09:22pm

The Cowardly Hensenshi wrote:Let me put it all out for you. I\'ve been to your forums, and as one of your members noticed, my officer and I registered under the same account. All we\'re asking for a chance to sit down and talk reasonable before I get the dust rag up to clean up what is left of your blood. You harass me, you harass the entire T11/D12 allaince. May I direct you to the member GenLucky DD-_ http://www.thegatewars.com/stats.php?id=5554, or maybe my commander SirDusk-_ http://www.thegatewars.com/stats.php?id=5509. There are many more that can come to my aid if for some strange reason I can\'t completely destroy you. Now I know my covert is so much higher than yours and you can\'t see my stats at all. So I thought it\'d be fair to tell you some of mine. Defensive Action 1,571,328,000 Covert Action 5,839,282,600 MotherShip Action 2,140,600,000 (844,600,000 + 1,296,000,000) Those a just a few of my stats, granted that they\'re way above what you could comprehend or even handle. Now of course you\'re thinking I can\'t get ahold of enough turns to destroy you. I currently have 1750 turns, just waiting to push you and your alliance back into the ice age. I have displayed my power in low amounts. If you think that 200 spies is a lot, try the other 20,000 I\'ve got. I can and will destory you unless you stop harassing my officer. Unless you send me a message stating that you are no longer going to harass my officer, I will continue to destory your weapons.

T11/D12? Hrmph. Large numbers and childish threats. But very well, I will respond to this. We're being noticed already.

Quadlok · Post by **Quadlok** » 2006-01-27 09:23pm

Has anyone else gotten sabotoged or attacked by the imposters boss, Henseshi, yet?

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:

The army of Hensenshi stormed the realm of Quadlok!
Hensenshi sent:
4,039 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 7,996 Human Form Attacker and 0 Attack Spider

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

7,996 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition

Opposite this, stood the forces of Quadlok
Quadlok resisted the aggressors with:
131 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

131 Super Soldier Guards have Invisibility Technology

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Hensenshi, personally commanding Iraquitis, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Iraquitis hovers above the battle!

Hensenshi's Iraquitis adds 352,911,456 additional attack onto their ground troops!

The forces of Hensenshi rush in full force, and inflict 705,822,912 damage on Quadlok's forces!
It was confirmed that 1 of Quadlok's forces fell at the hands of Hensenshi's assult.

The forces of Quadlok fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 7,726,694 damage on Hensenshi's forces!
They managed to eradicate 1 of Hensenshi's troops.

The forces of Hensenshi's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out Quadlok's Undercover Agents!
121 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 235,846,335 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of Quadlok's Undercover Agents!

The damage done by the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Covert Infiltrator Bot

Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Invisibility Technology went from strength 2,560 to 2,540 (now 2540/2560 and 1 percent damaged)

The forces of Hensenshi tore apart those of Quadlok
The forces of Quadlok flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Quadlok, it is recorded that
a total of 10,212 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Quadlok

He outnumbered me a hundred to one and it still came of as pretty much a draw.
He also managed to wipe out the seven hundred junk weapons I had been saving for just such an occasion.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-27 09:31pm

What the hell? ONE casualty? Sweet zombie Jesus, the defense system must be broken or something. You were totaly outmatched and that's the result? Maybe he didn't use a lot of turns.

I mean I have twice your defensive numbers, does that I'd repell him?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2006-01-27 09:32pm

I'm issuing a cease-fire as of now with their convoluted hierarchy, assuming they stop their attacks. Since our foes seem to be rather aggressive in their use of 'unconventional intelligence', I would suggest a usergroup would be prudent then. *claps hands for Mods!*

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-27 09:33pm

The army of Hensenshi stormed the realm of Darkdrium!

Hensenshi sent:
4,293 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 7,998 Human Form Attacker and 0 Attack Spider

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

7,998 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition

Opposite this, stood the forces of Darkdrium

Darkdrium resisted the aggressors with:
210 Human Form Defender and 0 Defense Spider
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

210 Human Form Defender have Repli-Bomb

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Hensenshi, personally commanding Iraquitis, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Iraquitis hovers above the battle!

Hensenshi's Iraquitis adds 356,723,596 additional attack onto their ground troops!

The forces of Hensenshi rush in full force, and inflict 713,447,193 damage on Darkdrium's forces!
It was confirmed that 2 of Darkdrium's forces fell at the hands of Hensenshi's assult.

The forces of Darkdrium fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12,649,190 damage on Hensenshi's forces!
They managed to eradicate 2 of Hensenshi's troops.

The forces of Hensenshi's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out Darkdrium's Infiltration Units!
129 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Infiltration Units at their own game!
With 250,660,126 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 1 of Darkdrium's Infiltration Units!

The damage done by the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Infiltration Units
The damage to the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Covert Infiltrator Bot

Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Repli-Bomb went from strength 2,560 to 2,547 (now 2547/2560 and 1 percent damaged)

The forces of Hensenshi mashed those of Darkdrium
The forces of Darkdrium flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Darkdrium, it is recorded that
a total of 131,477 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Darkdrium

errrrr.... if that's his best, then I don't feel so afraid anymore.

EDIT: And he used 15 turns to top it all off. Seriously, what the hell?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2006-01-27 09:36pm

People pay actual money for turns, my dear underling. So many have thousands.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-27 09:36pm

Ok that's a bit scarier. Thanks a lot.

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-01-27 09:38pm

I've been sabotoged four times by who I could only assume is the imposter's boss. At this point has destroyed pretty much everything I've got for weapons.
Edit: It's a pretty fun game and all, but paying for turns is just a bit over the top to me. Of course, maybe that has something to do with pretty much being a broke college student.

Quadlok · Post by **Quadlok** » 2006-01-27 09:40pm

Nephtys wrote:People pay actual money for turns, my dear underling. So many have thousands.

I really have to ponder these peoples motivation, not only are they spending money on what is at best a little sidebar sort of game, but they're attacking what amounts to a bunch of nothing lowbies (just being realistic) over some agression on one of their number, who, even though they may be low ranked when compared to some of them, is more than a match for any of us.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-27 09:42pm

Well it's not so much supporting their own as much as spending cold hard cash that bothers me.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2006-01-27 09:42pm

now now, that's why you save up your AP on some large targets, then get yourself a cubic fload of naq.

Braedley · Post by **Braedley** » 2006-01-27 09:45pm

I, the humble Asgard bow before my goddess. Bid me acceptance into your inner circle.

Just started, wouldn't mind some tips (haven't read through the posts here yet though.) recruiting link

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-01-27 09:48pm

Ow.

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:

The army of Hensenshi stormed the realm of Noble Ire!

Hensenshi sent:
4,563 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 8,000 Human Form Attacker and 0 Attack Spider

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

8,000 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition

Opposite this, stood the forces of Noble Ire

Noble Ire resisted the aggressors with:
30 Super Soldier Guards and 70 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

30 Super Soldier Guards have Invisibility Technology
5 Jaffa Guards have Invisibility Technology
17 Jaffa Guards have Sarcophagus
48 Jaffa Guards came unarmed!

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Hensenshi, personally commanding Iraquitis, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Iraquitis hovers above the battle!

Hensenshi's Iraquitis adds 344,832,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!

The forces of Hensenshi rush in full force, and inflict 689,664,000 damage on Noble Ire's forces!
It was confirmed that 1 of Noble Ire's forces fell at the hands of Hensenshi's assult.

The forces of Noble Ire fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 1,765,708 damage on Hensenshi's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Hensenshi's troops.

The forces of Hensenshi's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out Noble Ire's Undercover Agents!
137 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 266,424,813 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 1 of Noble Ire's Undercover Agents!

The damage done by the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Covert Infiltrator Bot

Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Invisibility Technology went from strength 2,560 to 2,532 (now 2532/2560 and 1 percent damaged)
Your Sarcophagus went from strength 640 to 632 (now 632/640 and 1 percent damaged)

The forces of Hensenshi subdued those of Noble Ire
The forces of Noble Ire flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Noble Ire, it is recorded that
a total of 243,055 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Noble Ire

This will be remembered. Mark my words.

Edit: Matt, can you check my counter-ops? I need to do some major repairs.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2006-01-27 09:58pm

pm'ed to you.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-27 09:58pm

Something just clicked.

Could it be that neither me, Quadlok, and Noble Ire declared war on Henshin or his minions, and that would be the cause behing the absurdly low damage we suffered?