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http://www.stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=54475 My stats for those who want to know
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Well, I think it does say that the casualties go up when war is declared. And even more when both sides have declared. So that would help to explain it, in my opinion.
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Battle Report



As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:




The army of Hensenshi stormed the realm of Darth Yoshi!



Hensenshi sent:
4,704 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 8,000 Human Form Attacker and 0 Attack Spider

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

8,000 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition



Opposite this, stood the forces of Darth Yoshi



Darth Yoshi resisted the aggressors with:
133 Human Form Defender and 0 Defense Spider
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

61 Human Form Defender have Repli-Bomb
72 Human Form Defender have Imposed Reality Matrix



In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!




Hensenshi, personally commanding Iraquitis, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Iraquitis hovers above the battle!

Hensenshi's Iraquitis adds 374,707,200 additional attack onto their ground troops!




The forces of Hensenshi rush in full force, and inflict 749,414,400 damage on Darth Yoshi's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Darth Yoshi's forces fell at the hands of Hensenshi's assult.



The forces of Darth Yoshi fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 4,655,059 damage on Hensenshi's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Hensenshi's troops.



The forces of Hensenshi's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out Darth Yoshi's Infiltration Units!
141 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Infiltration Units at their own game!
With 274,662,237 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of Darth Yoshi's Infiltration Units!

The damage done by the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Infiltration Units
The damage to the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Covert Infiltrator Bot






Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...



Your Repli-Bomb went from strength 2,560 to 2,538 (now 2538/2560 and 1 percent damaged)
Your Imposed Reality Matrix went from strength 640 to 628 (now 628/640 and 2 percent damaged)
Your Technology Interruptor Beam went from strength 160 to 155 (now 155/160 and 3 percent damaged)



The forces of Hensenshi repelled those of Darth Yoshi
The forces of Darth Yoshi flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!


Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Darth Yoshi, it is recorded that
a total of 0 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Darth Yoshi

Many wonder if Darth Yoshi will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Darth Yoshi before such a feat should wisely be considered!




You watch the realm of battle, as 0.15 of your units rebuild themselves, falling back into their alloted ranks.
w00t. Zero casualties. And since I had no money at the time, nothing was taken. Although, the only reason I suffered no casualties is because his forces outnumbered mine like 80 times.

Who started this little spat in the first place?
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Who started this little spat in the first place?
Matt, on page eight. :wink:

Oh, and I never declared war on Henshin, so the theory may indeed have merit.
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Hey now, I only brought the imposter to your attention.
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The army of Hensenshi stormed the realm of Ka Anor!

Hensenshi sent:
4,426 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 8,000 Human Form Attacker and 0 Attack Spider

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

8,000 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition

Opposite this, stood the forces of Ka Anor

Ka Anor resisted the aggressors with:
100 Defense Clone and 0 Defense Drone
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

100 Defense Clone have Time Dilation Field Generator

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Hensenshi, personally commanding Iraquitis, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Iraquitis hovers above the battle!

Hensenshi's Iraquitis adds 390,336,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!

The forces of Hensenshi rush in full force, and inflict 780,672,000 damage on Ka Anor's forces!
It was confirmed that 1 of Ka Anor's forces fell at the hands of Hensenshi's assult.

The forces of Ka Anor fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 11,916,450 damage on Hensenshi's forces!
They managed to eradicate 2 of Hensenshi's troops.

The forces of Hensenshi's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out Ka Anor's Undercover Agents!
133 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 258,392,377 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 2 of Ka Anor's Undercover Agents!

The damage done by the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Covert Infiltrator Bot

Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Time Dilation Field Generator went from strength 2,700 to 2,663 (now 2663/2700 and 1 percent damaged)

The forces of Hensenshi repelled those of Ka Anor
The forces of Ka Anor flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Ka Anor, it is recorded that
a total of 10,581 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Ka Anor

Many wonder if Ka Anor will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Ka Anor before such a feat should wisely be considered!
Bah, I gave as good as I got, and an earlier sabotage attempt was wasted on my handheld teleporters and clone warriors. Thank Nephtys for weak weapons!

Hey Matt, can you run a check on my covert ops?

EDIT: Thanks!
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Matt Huang wrote:Hey now, I only brought the imposter to your attention.
And she decided to take a shot at me right after. :)

Didn't work so well. (imagines jaffa laying a brick wall right in front of the gate).
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sent via PM. We're going to have to split this thread into separate parts soon, too many topics at once. Almost as bad as the STGOD diplomacy thread...
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Post by Nephtys »

Well. I got a response from Henneshi.
Ah and one final thing, it would be benifical for you to understand how the system works. A few mistakes I noticed in your comments on the board. -Anti-covert agents attack and destroy when you attack someone, if you don\'t attack they don\'t do anything. To make it harder for people to see your stats and to spy on you, you need higher spy, not anti spy. -The casulity number is relitive to your number of soldiers not the damage done to you.
The cease-fire seems to be in effect. Good to know there.
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Hey, I had already made myself my own commander by then, so any actions I performed wouldn't be as easily traced back to you guys.
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This guy attacked me in retaliation for me stealing some of his naquadah. It didn't turn out well for him:
s with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of camulus13 raided the realm of Cynical Cat!

camulus13 sent:
61 Super Soldier Raiders and 77 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

3 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon
1 Super Soldier Raiders have Full Jaffa Division
6 Super Soldier Raiders have Death Glider
3 Super Soldier Raiders have Portable Energy Cannon
15 Super Soldier Raiders have Staff Weapon
22 Super Soldier Raiders have Zat
1 Super Soldier Raiders have Hand Device Weapon
10 Super Soldier Raiders came unarmed!
77 Jaffa Raiders came unarmed!


Opposite this, stood the forces of Cynical Cat

Cynical Cat resisted the aggressors with:
81 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

81 Super Soldier Guards have Invisibility Technology


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of camulus13 rush in full force, and inflict 206,015 damage on Cynical Cat's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Cynical Cat's forces fell at the hands of camulus13's assult.


The forces of Cynical Cat fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict devastating damage on camulus13's forces! So much damage, in fact, that while running away camulus13 could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...
They managed to eradicate 3 of camulus13's troops.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Invisibility Technology went from strength 2,560 to 2,560 (now 2560/2560 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Sarcophagus went from strength 640 to 640 (now 640/640 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Personal Teleporter went from strength 160 to 160 (now 160/160 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Externally Powered Force Shield went from strength 20 to 20 (now 20/20 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Handheld Shield Device went from strength 10 to 10 (now 10/10 and 0 percent damaged)


The forces of Cynical Cat massacred those of camulus13
The forces of camulus13 flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

The forces of camulus13 could not secure a foothold in the realms of Cynical Cat!
The armies of camulus13 were forced out of the realm of Cynical Cat in a none to glorious fashion! The defending forces were simply too much for them....
There are lessons to be learned here - old cliches of your race abound... biting and chewing...eyes and stomach...enemies and friends... too little too late.. stitch in time...books and covers --- but... one would guess that those defeated who lived were simply thankful for escape at the time, and running to become better prepared for the next excursion. It is sure that Cynical Cat will be considering a return visit to camulus13!

One additional fact: the forces of camulus13 were so completely overwhelmed that they could not even breach the perimiter of Cynical Cat! As a result, it appears that the weapons and forces of Cynical Cat suffered no damage!! Was it a suicide run? Proving some sort of unknown 'point'? Or maybe a tactical strike to recon the strength of the opposition? Nobody is 100% sure, but one thing is sure: the attack was eliminated before they even got close, and had no effect on the target!


You engage your conversion facilities and convert enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on . enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.
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Cease-fire, huh? Thank the Goddess for that. It'd have been like a Wraith dart trying to take down Atlantis by its lonesome.
Matt Huang wrote:Hey, I had already made myself my own commander by then, so any actions I performed wouldn't be as easily traced back to you guys.
Well, your alliance is listed after your name, so it isn't that hard to trace.
The forces of Cynical Cat fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict devastating damage on camulus13's forces! So much damage, in fact, that while running away camulus13 could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...
They managed to eradicate 3 of camulus13's troops.
:lol:
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It's a small, small Gate Network. The one who attacked me (the leader of the leader of the impostor) is actually the commander of the one who linked me to the game. :P
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
So much damage, in fact, that while running away camulus13 could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...
:lol:
I had that happen...it's less amusing when you completely misjudge a target. Note of obviousness: Motherships suck to attack into. I suppose there's a lesson in there somewhere. The good part is that it seems quite difficult to score actual kills in combat.
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Your GOD-DESS (thanks to a healthy bit of her shrewd diplomacy) now possesses a mothership. Names, underlings?

The current leading candidate is 'Calculon's Talent'.
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Only think that comes to mind is 'Imperial Diplomacy', Goddess. Or perhaps attempting to show emphasis within 'Caclculon's Talent' considering the source.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

So um, the imposter or other members of her commander was reading this very thread and the imposter proceeded to attack? Sheesh.

Anyway, I was attacked too but not too bad that I can't recover. In fact, I swear my ranking has gone up from 6500's to 5946.

We're going up fast considering we started a week ago.
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So which intel unit is the one that stops their intel missions? This spy business is not for me. I prefer to seek glory for my goddess on the battlefield.
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damn I fell in the rankings since before work.
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so has anyone learned from my trick?

attack for money and build up your units per day BEFORE 12am EST. AFTER 12am EST your unit production cycle will be at the newer rank, and you will beable to capture more untrained units in battle/raid.

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Interesting game, my stats and recruit link if anyone is interested.
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Some ahole named Cronos had the nerve to steal all of the 42 million naq I stole from other players, then delared war on me afterwards.

I'm getting revenge by ripping apart his weakest officer Kburn. Already wiped out all of KBurn's defenses and most of his assault weapons via my Replicator covert ops.
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Hmm, I only have about 1000naq. Any advice on getting more? Say, lots?
According to wikipedia, "the Mohorovičić discontinuity is the boundary between the Earth's crust and the mantle."
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Attack dead accounts, those with 30-40 mil in their accounts preferably. 15 attack turns with a single attack drone can net you at least 8 mil. Upgrade that drone to elite status, equip it with the best equipment and you can get even more.
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Knew I forgot something.
Note to self: Build attack drones.
According to wikipedia, "the Mohorovičić discontinuity is the boundary between the Earth's crust and the mantle."
According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
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Changed my name to darthdavid cause I felt like it.
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