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Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-01-31 05:37pm

It was a most glorious battle:

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:

The army of Rann Of Rath stormed the realm of Firefly87!

Rann Of Rath sent:
50 Assassin and 236 Super Soldier Raiders and 0 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

236 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon

Opposite this, stood the forces of Firefly87

Firefly87 resisted the aggressors with:
0 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

The forces of Rann Of Rath rush in full force, and inflict 15,442,027 damage on Firefly87's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Firefly87's forces fell at the hands of Rann Of Rath's assult.

The forces of Firefly87 fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Rann Of Rath's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Rann Of Rath's troops.

The forces of Rann Of Rath's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out Firefly87's Undercover Agents!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
With no enemy army to speak of, the main assult force assists in the hunt for covert networks! They add 300 percent to the existing power of the Assassin!
The Assassin outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 43,317 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 3 of Firefly87's Undercover Agents!

The damage done by the Assassin was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the Assassin was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Assassin

Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,560 to 2,500 (now 2500/2560 and 2 percent damaged)
Your Full Jaffa Division went from strength 640 to 614 (now 614/640 and 4 percent damaged)
Your Death Glider went from strength 160 to 152 (now 152/160 and 5 percent damaged)
Your Zat went from strength 10 to 10 (now 10/10 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Hand Device Weapon went from strength 5 to 5 (now 5/5 and 0 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.

The forces of Rann Of Rath tore apart those of Firefly87
The forces of Firefly87 flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Firefly87, it is recorded that
a total of 540,819,613 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Firefly87

Many wonder if Firefly87 will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Firefly87 before such a feat should wisely be considered!

You engage your conversion facilities and convert 0 enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on 0 enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-01-31 05:37pm

Noble Ire wrote: Err...
What? Who am I ahead of?

You're only 60 ranks ahead of my relatively puny New Lego Model Army. Get that parasitic ass in gear 'God' Ire. XD

Edit: Nice. I got about 200mill too. Add that guy to 'hit' in the list.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-01-31 05:52pm

Vanas wrote:
Noble Ire wrote: Err...
What? Who am I ahead of?
You're only 60 ranks ahead of my relatively puny New Lego Model Army. Get that parasitic ass in gear 'God' Ire. XD

Edit: Nice. I got about 200mill too. Add that guy to 'hit' in the list.

Shut up. You'll make the Jaffa cry.

And I only got 9 million in my raid. Was he stripped that fast?

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-01-31 05:54pm

*points at the Lego MS Of Course I Still Love You*

XD

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-01-31 06:00pm

Noble Ire wrote: And I only got 9 million in my raid. Was he stripped that fast?

He was stripped that fast. Go go rabid attack power.

Vanas wrote: *points at the Lego MS Of Course I Still Love You*

Ok, that is a great name for a ship right there.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-01-31 06:03pm

*Chittering from the MS*
Aww. They know you're talking about them.

All the ship names you'll ever need, courtesy of Iain M. Banks

Thankyou and Goodnight was the other name I wanted. Thank heavens I had a coin available.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-01-31 06:04pm

Fucking PPT, just vanish already! Daddy need his moolah!

Glimmervoid · Post by **Glimmervoid** » 2006-01-31 06:05pm

Vanas wrote:*Chittering from the MS*
Aww. They know you're talking about them.

All the ship names you'll ever need, courtesy of Iain M. Banks

Thankyou and Goodnight was the other name I wanted. Thank heavens I had a coin available.

I name my planets/ships by looking at Recent changes on wikipedia, there is almost always a good name there.

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-01-31 06:06pm

Oh dear, I now have to decide if I want to keep the serious name for my ship or rename it Sweet and Full of Grace

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-01-31 06:07pm

(GCU) You Would If You Really Loved Me :p

Post by **Beowulf** » 2006-01-31 07:21pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:I just spied him, he has no defensive action at all but his Offensive is at least 200 million, so whoever hits him better sabotage and spend fast.

Here's the report.
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Hatak Mothership Support
Fortification Tech: Dominated World
Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Anti-Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Host Processing Facility
You also notice an empty MotherShip docking facility...
He has a mothership. That gives him several million for defense, I think.

Motherships are capped at whatever you're offensive or defensive value is. If you have no defense, you have no defense, regardless of the existance or lack thereof of your mothership.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-01-31 08:37pm

Ah. That's good to know, I guess.

Braedley · Post by **Braedley** » 2006-01-31 09:29pm

So Necromancer, hows that new Mothership treating you.
(you did build a mothership with that huge take, right?)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-01-31 09:31pm

not nearly as big as his ego....

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-01-31 09:31pm

Braedley wrote:So Necromancer, hows that new Mothership treating you.
(you did build a mothership with that huge take, right?)

It has been treating me very well. Though I haven't had too much chance to use it yet. Have only made two attacks since the glorious battle.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:not nearly as big as his ego....

Hey...alright, maybe you have a point...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2006-02-01 09:23am

If anyone wants a raiding target, have this one! Over a million untrained jaffa! A few dozen super soldier defenders!

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-02-01 12:12pm

Hm, my first attack netted me over 12 million Naquadah. Not bad.

EDIT: Thanks Necron, I just raided over 1,300 Jaffa

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-02-01 03:38pm

Beowulf wrote: Motherships are capped at whatever you're offensive or defensive value is. If you have no defense, you have no defense, regardless of the existance or lack thereof of your mothership.

Really? That's a shame, mine's running at 26,780,000off + 45,360,000def

It could wipe the floor with my army with those stats. (as well it should)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-02-01 03:59pm

I noticed that after raiding someone who had one.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-02-01 04:05pm

As an aside, I'm mystifed how spying works in a Stargate universe...

Goa'uld 'Zeus': Anything to report?
Jaffa #17251: (west country/hick accent) No sir.
Z: Really?
J: Well, I suppose the big ring thingy went 'whoomph' a whileb ack, and kinda looked like it had a puddle in it. Then all these chittering, spider like demons started pouring out of it and into the under growth.
Z:You didn't mention this why?
J: Seems kinda regular, sir. Happens every day. Sometimes there's a loud 'boom' from the base a while later.
Z: *facedesk*

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2006-02-01 04:12pm

(My Troops)

Alright, my 500 Jaffa and 800 Kul Warriors. Here's a giant microwave beam gate-buster beam the size of a jet engine for each of you. Put it under your arm, and open fire through the gate, then run in. Uh. If anyone attacks you back, club 'em with it. If they attack, my guards will hide all invisible, and keep reanimating with a sarcophagus each until the enemy runs out of ammo.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-02-01 05:11pm

Raids are weird. I mean, I kidnap a Jaffa in a raid and he suddenly turns into a lego bug. What's up with that?

Braedley · Post by **Braedley** » 2006-02-01 06:16pm

Spy on me please.

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-02-01 06:18pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Raids are weird. I mean, I kidnap a Jaffa in a raid and he suddenly turns into a lego bug. What's up with that?

I think that what's happening there is that you're actually taking the random Legos that appear to be Jaffa. And when the Goa'uld raid the bugs, obviously they get the Jaffa that look like Legos. It's quite reasonable when one thinks about it.

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-02-01 06:20pm

Under the cover of night, your 1,447 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of Braedley .
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of Braedley undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:

Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained

Mercenaries 0 0 0
Drones 55 ??? 1
Clones 155 68 20

Military Stats
Strike Action: ???
Defensive Action 3,930,745
Covert Skill: 12
Covert Operatives: 170

Anti-Covert Skill: 12
Anti-Covert Operatives: 51
Attack Turns: 0
Unit Production: 169
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: The Jack Oneill Model Mothership
Fortification Tech: Asgard 8 Symbol Gate Dial Planet
Covert Tech: Mind-Computer Integration
Anti-Covert Tech: Mind-Computer Integration
Race Unique Tech: Holographic Planet Duplication

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Time Dilation Field Generator Defense 28 2700/2700
DNA Targeted Multispectrum Disintegration Weapon Attack 117 2000/2000
DNA Configured Shield and Matter Disruption Field Defense 15 675/675
Gravity Manipulation Device Attack 32 600/600
Asgard Sensors Defense 3 180/180
Neutronium Bomb Attack 11 140/140
??? Defense 2 50/50
DNA targeted Teleporter Attack 2 30/30
Handheld Holographic Projector ??? 1 ???/25
Wide Range LightRay Weapon Attack ??? 20/20

There ya go.