Oh, leave the players (except for Wayne) alone! How many riots do you want? But I'll let you kill Bruce, Eddie and Sam.Wayne Carey and all other AFL players, coaches, owners and commentators will be shot. Bruce McAveny, Eddie McGuire and Sam Newman fed to the specially trained "ball-biting lemurs".
It'd save a lot of money. Not only would you not be spending all that money counteracting illegal drugs, but you'd also be able to tax themFinally I will legalise all drugs and make them available over the counter at pharmacies. Dealers will be shot.
But please, please, please don't make them too expensive. THat won't do anyone any good.
Sounds impractical. He's a US citizen. While I agree with the not being america's pacific bitch part, we don't want to end up like Iraq.Rupert Murdoch will just be shot.
I've been discussing this with a few other hopeful dictators of Australia. They all agree. WE've actually developed a few good ideas.Next, like Lusankya, I would track down and jail/kill/reeducate every last member of Resistance.
yes! yes! yes! oooh. hang on. no! no! no! WE can't sound too much like Hitler just yet.All bogans, chiggers, ferals and other useless social minorities will be placed in labour camps and be forced to undergo permanent birth control measures.
Sorry. I just had to laugh at the thought of them. I don't really have any views on the matter, though it seems harmless enough, so why bother with them?As will any little Aussie kids who think they are homies.
