Zerg vs. Concordiat

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Zerg vs. Concordiat

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The Concordiat and the Melconian Empire are at the teetering edge of war; they have built up their militaries, shifted to wartime economies, and are ready for the one shot which will ensure their mutual annihilation.

When, suddenly, the entire Melconian Empire is replaced by the full might of the Zerg.

The Concordiat doesn't even blink, and stands just as ready to annihilate (or die trying) this new foe.

Concordiat has Mk. 33 and (IIRC) Mk. 34 Bolos, as well as the rest of their ground and space forces.
Zerg has whatever Starcraft says they have.

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Using pure ground forces, Zerg go literly *squish*. Zergling's can't do jack to the Bolos. Hydralisks, most likely can't pentrate the armor, and don'
t have the range. Ultralisks can't possibly get in range before the infinite repeaters turn them into rapidly expanding clouds of gas. Defilers will be vulnerable to artillery fire if they move, and will just go *squish* if they get run over. Ditto for lurkers, except those can't even create something to obscure themselves, so direct fire will work. I think most of the air units would go boom rapidly from the infinite repeaters.
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LOL ZERG VS THE CULTURE CULTURE WINS LOL SC SUXZ. Stop being a wanker U235 :p.

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OK. My AIM name is Uraniun233.

My ICQ # is 67385408, though I sometimes forget to log on to ICQ.
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Post by gravity »

Uraniun235 wrote:OK. My AIM name is Uraniun233.

My ICQ # is 67385408, though I sometimes forget to log on to ICQ.
Hmmm do you have MSN?
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These are the....bolo tanks we are talking about? Versus the Zergs?
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*Looks at lots of Zerg Blood on the field and shiny Bolo Tanks* Hehe
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Captain Lennox wrote:*Looks at lots of Zerg Blood on the field and shiny Bolo Tanks* Hehe
In that case, I must agree. The person who made this thread should be tortured for cruel and unusual punishment.
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Post by The Dark »

Here's a more appropriate question: Would the Zerg last 10 seconds, or just 5?
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Zerg are turned to roadkill.

SQUISH...
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I didn't used to know what the bolo tanks were...then a friend of mine informed me and, I was quite impressed.

Considering those tanks could probably take on a Marauder Corvette in orbit and WIN. The zerg go squish squish.
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gravity wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:OK. My AIM name is Uraniun233.

My ICQ # is 67385408, though I sometimes forget to log on to ICQ.
Hmmm do you have MSN?
No. Maybe meet on IRC somewhere?
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Feel the slaughter!!!!!
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the Culture vs Boloverse :twisted:
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Uraniun235 wrote:
gravity wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:OK. My AIM name is Uraniun233.

My ICQ # is 67385408, though I sometimes forget to log on to ICQ.
Hmmm do you have MSN?
No. Maybe meet on IRC somewhere?
Try #TA on irc.somethingawful.co*
Even if I'm not there, other people probably will be that you can play with.
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