Sexy car-wash

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2006-02-12 03:05pm

They do what you tell them to do

I love these things

(NSFW or family functions or Sunday school)

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2006-02-12 03:12pm

Yeah, uh... that needs better command recognition. First thing I type, they do the wrong thing.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2006-02-12 03:17pm

Here's some commands DP:
angry, arse/hot, bitch, blowjob, breast, bumper, can i get your number, cameltoe, catfight, come, cry, cunt, dance/the office, drunk, enter your command, exercise, fall, finger, football/piggy in the middle, hug, jeremy clarkson/pervert/top gear, jump, kill, kiss, laugh, leg, limbo/one of the lads, lingerie, mirror, naked, newspaper, peach, pussy, run, service the car, sexy, shake, spank, strip, tickle, wash, waterfight, wave, wax, wet, wheel, whore.

EDIT: orgasm and soap are good too.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2006-02-12 06:23pm

You would have thought smile would have been an easy one

Darkdrium · Post by **Darkdrium** » 2006-02-12 07:59pm

I know what you mean. Those frowns are sure to kill any excitement.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-02-12 08:51pm

Frankly, that's kind of lame.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-02-12 11:14pm

That's neat for about ten seconds. Then I wonder what else I could be doing.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2006-02-16 09:45pm

With these, all I do is have them make out once, and then close the window. They're so impressively boring, that the original Subservient Chicken is much more interesting (although that's because it was programmed to do literally everything).

Mr. T · Post by **Mr. T** » 2006-02-17 06:41pm

That was entertaining, but now I should get back to my more hardcore stuff

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2006-02-18 05:06am

Jesus tailpipe-humping Christ, just clean the fucking car ladies! It'll get streaks if you leave it like that.