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- SirNitram
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I do three attacks, net 90mil... And the majority is stolen in the blink of an eye. The rest went into repairing my defense weapons.
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Corkscrew stormed the realm of Malkamar!
Corkscrew sent:
1 Anti-Intelligence Drone and 18,741 Super Questers and 0 Questers
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
18,741 Super Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
Opposite this, stood the forces of Malkamar
Malkamar resisted the aggressors with:
449 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
449 Super Soldier Guards have Invisibility Technology
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
Corkscrew, personally commanding Infinate, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Infinate hovers above the battle!
Corkscrew's Infinate adds 1,393,000,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!
The forces of Corkscrew rush in full force, and inflict 4,533,255,153 damage on Malkamar's forces!
It was confirmed that 4 of Malkamar's forces fell at the hands of Corkscrew's assult.
The forces of Malkamar fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 26,758,963 damage on Corkscrew's forces!
They managed to eradicate 2 of Corkscrew's troops.
The forces of Corkscrew's Anti-Intelligence Drone break off from main attack force, and seek out Malkamar's Undercover Agents!
0 Anti-Intelligence Drone are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Anti-Intelligence Drone engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Anti-Intelligence Drone outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 1,534,341 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 6 of Malkamar's Undercover Agents!
The damage done by the Anti-Intelligence Drone was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the Anti-Intelligence Drone was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Anti-Intelligence Drone
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Invisibility Technology went from strength 2,560 to 2,380 (now 2380/2560 and 7 percent damaged)
The forces of Corkscrew burninated those of Malkamar
The forces of Malkamar flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Malkamar, it is recorded that
a total of 62,811,129 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Malkamar
Many wonder if Malkamar will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Malkamar before such a feat should wisely be considered!
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- Soontir C'boath
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Well, banking requires tons and tons of miners to store around 450 million. I'm pretty sure I can speak for the rest when we say we want to come in guns blazing instead of stewing.Naquitis wrote:I bought mine on normal income when it came out, took me a few days of banking, but I guess you guys can't do that.
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At the time my bank could hold up to 750mill, so it wasn't much.Soontir C'boath wrote:Well, banking requires tons and tons of miners to store around 450 million. I'm pretty sure I can speak for the rest when we say we want to come in guns blazing instead of stewing.Naquitis wrote:I bought mine on normal income when it came out, took me a few days of banking, but I guess you guys can't do that.
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Who was it, I could use a good excuse to attack with my toys.SirNitram wrote:I do three attacks, net 90mil... And the majority is stolen in the blink of an eye. The rest went into repairing my defense weapons.
And you dare roll your eyes! *glares* Bah, I can only hold 24 million with a couple thousand miners. Imagine the new players who barely have a thousand total.Naquitis wrote:At the time my bank could hold up to 750mill, so it wasn't much.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Just keep upgrading your UP, eventually you'll get to my level. Those that see how important UP is, those are the ones who make it to G&R ranks.Soontir C'boath wrote:And you dare roll your eyes! *glares* Bah, I can only hold 24 million with a couple thousand miners. Imagine the new players who barely have a thousand total.Naquitis wrote:At the time my bank could hold up to 750mill, so it wasn't much.
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7,700 UU = 1,370,000,000 naq, right?Naquitis wrote:Just keep upgrading your UP, eventually you'll get to my level. Those that see how important UP is, those are the ones who make it to G&R ranks.Soontir C'boath wrote:And you dare roll your eyes! *glares* Bah, I can only hold 24 million with a couple thousand miners. Imagine the new players who barely have a thousand total.Naquitis wrote:At the time my bank could hold up to 750mill, so it wasn't much.
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On the market? Yea, but you need to get SS to get that.Matt Huang wrote:7,700 UU = 1,370,000,000 naq, right?Naquitis wrote:Just keep upgrading your UP, eventually you'll get to my level. Those that see how important UP is, those are the ones who make it to G&R ranks.Soontir C'boath wrote: And you dare roll your eyes! *glares* Bah, I can only hold 24 million with a couple thousand miners. Imagine the new players who barely have a thousand total.
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- SirNitram
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Didja read the quoted? Corkscrew. An Ori Prior.Soontir C'boath wrote:Who was it, I could use a good excuse to attack with my toys.SirNitram wrote:I do three attacks, net 90mil... And the majority is stolen in the blink of an eye. The rest went into repairing my defense weapons.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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- Soontir C'boath
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To my defense, I didn't know what was your name and thought you'd rather post a glorious log than a log of defeat.SirNitram wrote:Didja read the quoted? Corkscrew. An Ori Prior.Soontir C'boath wrote:Who was it, I could use a good excuse to attack with my toys.SirNitram wrote:I do three attacks, net 90mil... And the majority is stolen in the blink of an eye. The rest went into repairing my defense weapons.
Yea, I should've known better.
Oh, gods. Rank 37 that bastard he is.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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- Comando293
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I've got a level 15 intel rating.Under the cover of night, your 1,000 Undercover Agents sneak into the realm of Comando293 .
Your Undercover Agents move stealthily through the lands of Comando293 undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:
Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained
bot 0 0 0
Units 600 ??? 6
Human Form Units 100 100 450
Military Stats
Strike Action: 24,576,000
Defensive Action 19,641,600
Covert Skill: 12
Covert Operatives: 1000
Anti-Covert Skill: 12
Anti-Covert Operatives: 923
Attack Turns: 11
Unit Production: 274
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Large Scale Nano Infection Ray
Fortification Tech: Fully Converted Planet
Covert Tech: Environmental Mimickry Programming
Anti-Covert Tech: Environmental Mimickry Programming
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Unit Regeneration SubRoutine
You also notice an empty MotherShip docking facility...
Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Instant Material Acquisition Attack 700 2560/2560
Repli-Bomb Defense 500 2560/2560
The Rift
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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They're actually easy to find really. They're there, it's just the matter of if you can defeat their defenses.fuzzymillipede wrote:Where do you guys find these people with the 100+ million naq and no defences? The most I've seen is 60 mil.
I'm starting to see people with 70-90 million naquadah popping up so I'm only going to be targeting those.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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HAPPIEST MOMENT OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!!!!
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of darthdavid stormed the realm of brenton1!
darthdavid sent:
318 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 566 Human Form Attacker and 520 Attack Spider
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
566 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition
520 Attack Spider have Instant Material Acquisition
Opposite this, stood the forces of brenton1
brenton1 resisted the aggressors with:
10 Defensive NID Team and 321 Home Base Guard
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
10 Defensive NID Team have Ion Cannon
321 Home Base Guard have Ion Cannon
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
brenton1 was was commanding x303, thier MotherShip.
brenton1's x303 provides 6,591,018 additional defence power to the troops on the ground!
The forces of darthdavid rush in full force, and inflict 50,749,440 damage on brenton1's forces!
It was confirmed that 6 of brenton1's forces fell at the hands of darthdavid's assult.
The forces of brenton1 fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 13,182,037 damage on darthdavid's forces!
They managed to eradicate 9 of darthdavid's troops.
The forces of darthdavid's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out brenton1's Undercover Agents!
10 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 2,198,611 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of brenton1's Undercover Agents!
The damage done by the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the Covert Infiltrator Bot was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Covert Infiltrator Bot
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Instant Material Acquisition went from strength 2,560 to 2,425 (now 2425/2560 and 5 percent damaged)
The forces of darthdavid annihilated those of brenton1
The forces of brenton1 flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of brenton1, it is recorded that
a total of 672,132,150 Naquadah was taken from the realm of brenton1
Many wonder if brenton1 will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of brenton1 before such a feat should wisely be considered!
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X-Ddarthdavid wrote:I have my own mothership now of course . I shall call it Meat Fucker.
Feb 07, 2006 xxx 164,226,270 Naquadah stolen
Feb 07, 2006 xxx 170,427,498 Naquadah stolen
20:33 xxx 327,760,963 Naquadah stolen
11:27 xxx 202,088,561 Naquadah stolen
Once, twice, thrice, four times. Lovely little farm of mine. Sorry guys he's active, but even still, I'm not giving him up
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Ah, but this guy gives me naq religiously, that was just two days worth. If you really want, I could ask Gungnir for his reacent best attack log. He took over 6BILLION in one strike today.darthdavid wrote:Yes, but I just got more than any two of those attacks in one fell swoop, and I managed to spend it all before anyone could nab it from me. Now I can farm in style, and even if it's still crap as far as mother ships go, I have it now and that's the important bit.
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How many times does it have to be said before this forum gets a jawdrop emoticon?Naquitis wrote:Ah, but this guy gives me naq religiously, that was just two days worth. If you really want, I could ask Gungnir for his reacent best attack log. He took over 6BILLION in one strike today.darthdavid wrote:Yes, but I just got more than any two of those attacks in one fell swoop, and I managed to spend it all before anyone could nab it from me. Now I can farm in style, and even if it's still crap as far as mother ships go, I have it now and that's the important bit.
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<-- that one not good enough for you?darthdavid wrote:How many times does it have to be said before this forum gets a jawdrop emoticon?Naquitis wrote:Ah, but this guy gives me naq religiously, that was just two days worth. If you really want, I could ask Gungnir for his reacent best attack log. He took over 6BILLION in one strike today.darthdavid wrote:Yes, but I just got more than any two of those attacks in one fell swoop, and I managed to spend it all before anyone could nab it from me. Now I can farm in style, and even if it's still crap as far as mother ships go, I have it now and that's the important bit.
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Hehe, I know what you mean, that number shocked me too. I'll ask him for the battle report next time I see him.darthdavid wrote:It comes close but it just doesn't quite capture it.
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OK. I am The Dark Rider and haven't joined the Alliance before because I just didn't know exactly how. Is the recruitment drive still open?
If so, before anyone invites me or something, I warn you that someone very high up in the ranks (~700) just declared war against me, although he has only attacked once.
If so, before anyone invites me or something, I warn you that someone very high up in the ranks (~700) just declared war against me, although he has only attacked once.