Manhatten Project is a dipshit troll

PayBack · Post by **PayBack** » 2006-02-13 06:08pm

I can't say I've read all the pages of this thread, but I don't think I missed much anyway, but I couldn't believe the topic when I saw it.. though I think it's great... it makes me feel that compared to some people, I DO have a life lol

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2006-02-13 06:54pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I think its the lack of good trolls lately. If you don't feed the wolves, they'll tear any chicken apart.

I meant that his initial offense was chickenshit.

Hence my point that "It's not as though the best of us don't have our off days, after all".

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2006-02-13 07:22pm

You know, this new 'quasi-troll' reminds me alot of the stupid-kid that tries to hang out with the big kids cause they are cool.

Half the time they get him to do stuff that gets him in trouble and amusing them, and others, he pisses them off and get gets a royal, royal, beat down for his troubles.

He seems to go both ways.

Word of Advice kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You read that right. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Shut up, stop posting, and then read the rules CAREFULLY. Then read all the threads on the first 2 pages of every forum (4 pages on the Science, Off-topic and News forums) at the very least.

Then read the first 3 of the Hall of Shame that are not venting, and then read all the parting shots threads.

THEN, you might have an idea what it's like here.

But until then

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2006-02-13 07:27pm

Nah, fucktard is being a troll

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2006-02-13 07:36pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Nah, fucktard is being a troll

Sigh. The defence rests.

Fleet Admiral JD · Post by **Fleet Admiral JD** » 2006-02-13 08:20pm

Lord Zentei wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Nah, fucktard is being a troll
Sigh. The defence rests.

ALL RISE!

The honorable Judge JD will now present his ruling.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the court, audience members, random fucktards. It is the deicision of this court that the member known as "Manhatten Project" be killed with much prejudice. The defence attorney will be escorted to the back of the courthouse for...er...debriefing by the police. The prosecuting attorney will be lauded and a parade will be held in his honor. I will not be taking any questions, and I will now go see my bitches and hoes in the hizzouse. Thank you all."

Whoops...guess I have mock trial on my mind a bit too strongly....

(DISCLAIMER: Not meant as a "backseat modding" or as a death threat. This post was entirely in jest.)

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2006-02-13 08:27pm

So is this guy looking to set a record for the number of times someone can say:

“Right that’s it I finished making a fool of myself in this thread”

in a single thread or what?

Post by **Surlethe** » 2006-02-13 08:40pm

Plekhanov wrote:So is this guy looking to set a record for the number of times someone can say:

“Right that’s it I finished making a fool of myself in this thread”

in a single thread or what?

Does he also have a record for threads HoSed in a given period of time?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-02-13 08:50pm

Nah, when I first got here I think there were maybe 6 threads HoSed on my account in the first two days.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2006-02-13 09:17pm

He's kind've like a retarded puppy, in a way. You know he's a dumbass, but you can't help feeling a little pity when you kick him.

Simmon · Post by **Simmon** » 2006-02-13 09:32pm

I will keep this as civil as possible. I do not enjoy flaming in any way, shape or form.
ManhattAn, I did not want to stain my honor by PMing you.

Look at my date of joining and postcount.
You joined almost a week later, yet your postcount is about 3 times mine.
Of that, most of your posts have been in three threads that have all been HoSed. I sugest that you quiet down before you are in more deep trouble.
Start of slow, gain a certain amount of respect first. That way you might actualy last on this forum, as opposed to spamming it with useless posts and getting banned.

Give him another chance. Anyone can be reformed... with serious shock therapy and lobotomy!

PS. Please tell me if I violated any picture rules, size and whatnot.
Thank you.

Capsaicin · Post by **Capsaicin** » 2006-02-13 09:37pm

Dalton wrote:
Manhatten Project wrote:Soontir C'boath is a hypocrite. He tell me that I spell manhattan wrong when he does too. Lock this if personal attacks are not allowed, but otherwise, point that out to him, as he doesn't want to listen to me.
I want you to give me one reason why I shouldn't throw you out on your ass.

*sharpens axe*

You have 24 hours to answer the man and plead your case, Manhatten Project. As you've now made 54 posts within the past 3 days, one full day should be more than enough time to fomulate an appropriate response to Dalton.

Simmon · Post by **Simmon** » 2006-02-13 09:41pm

Yeah, that basicly sums up my post .
Capsaicin, you just got an axe? You are kind. *hides nerve gas*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2006-02-13 10:13pm

Simmon wrote:Yeah, that basicly sums up my post .
Capsaicin, you just got an axe? You are kind. *hides nerve gas*

Take a deep breath and settle down, guy. Leave the threatenin' to the admins.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2006-02-13 10:47pm

Noble Ire wrote:*snip Magic card*

Are you sure he should be a legendary troll? I mean, some of the guys in the Encylopedia Moronnica probably wouldn't qualify for legendary status, and so far I see nothing particularly exceptional about this one.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-02-13 10:50pm

The Dark wrote:
Noble Ire wrote:*snip Magic card*
Are you sure he should be a legendary troll? I mean, some of the guys in the Encylopedia Moronnica probably wouldn't qualify for legendary status, and so far I see nothing particularly exceptional about this one.

Legendary simply denotes his status as a single, unique entity in MtG terminology.

And you wouldn't want more than one of him around here, would you?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-02-13 10:52pm

Noble Ire wrote:
The Dark wrote:
Noble Ire wrote:*snip Magic card*
Are you sure he should be a legendary troll? I mean, some of the guys in the Encylopedia Moronnica probably wouldn't qualify for legendary status, and so far I see nothing particularly exceptional about this one.
Legendary simply denotes his status as a single, unique entity in MtG terminology.

And you wouldn't want more than one of him around here, would you?

The only real reason this troll is garnering such attention is he's been preceded by such a long time gap after the last good troll we've had.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2006-02-13 11:00pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:The only real reason this troll is garnering such attention is he's been preceded by such a long time gap after the last good troll we've had.

Crow T. Robot: "Good troll"? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Mike Nelson: Its some kind of moron.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2006-02-14 12:05am

Darth Servo wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:The only real reason this troll is garnering such attention is he's been preceded by such a long time gap after the last good troll we've had.
Crow T. Robot: "Good troll"? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Mike Nelson: Its some kind of moron.

You know, that is exactly what they'd say.

Congratulations, Mr. Servo. You've now officially watched far too many MST3K DVDs.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2006-02-14 12:41pm

Discombobulated wrote:Congratulations, Mr. Servo. You've now officially watched far too many MST3K DVDs.

You say that like its a bad thing.

Manhatten Project · Post by **Manhatten Project** » 2006-02-14 03:30pm

I have realized it: mods=gods.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-02-14 03:34pm

Manhatten Project wrote:I have realized it: mods=gods.

So, I see you are simply trying to get banned now. Honestly, I had hoped you might have finally noticed what a trolling ass your being and try to make amends, or at least shut up, but it seems, yet again, my faith is misplaced. As a final word, I suggest you take your own advice from the other thread: "Get a Life." Trolling is just about the most pointless and unfufilling thing one can do.

I will not regret your passing.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2006-02-14 03:37pm

Manhatten Project wrote:I have realized it: mods=gods.

Dude I'll put it politely because you seem to have an active swear filter. Be quite. Stop posting. Read more. Lurk for a while. The more you whine and moan the more people are goning to pile on and antoganising the mods and admins is just begging for a ban. There are worse things than death and the mods of SD.NET can do all of them.

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-02-14 03:38pm

Manhatten Project wrote:I have realized it: mods=gods.

No, see, here, Mods = Titans. Admin = God. Ergo, Me = God. And thus, You = Meat.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-02-14 03:45pm

Dalton wrote:
Manhatten Project wrote:I have realized it: mods=gods.
No, see, here, Mods = Titans. Admin = God. Ergo, Me = God. And thus, You = Meat.

He'll do it! He's big and crazy and 40% demonic orangutan!

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