Culture vs Borg

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Rather obvious

The Culture wipes the Bored out and start an interstellar party
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The Borg assimilate the Culture and start a Collective orgy
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6%
 
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Well, which one would win in the end ?

Borg have transwarp, adaptation, assimilation...

Culture has a brain ( many, in fact ), coolness, and everything else.
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You remember my rant about how the culture are over-rated


They aren't that over-bloody rated
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Paging Captain Clue to the other Sci-fi section, Captain Clue to the Other Sci-fi section.
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Culture vs. The Borg. Gee, that's a tough one. Let me think...SW can kick the crap out of the Borg any day of the week and twice on Sundays...SW would get their butts kicked by Culture...So, I would have to say the Borg get their butts kicked so fast that it's not funny!!!
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Is there anything that could beat the Culture?
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Time Lords
Daleks
Xeele
Q (probaly)
Necrons + C'tan (OK more of a draw)
Excession

there is a long list somewhere
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The Principality of Zan
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Don't forget the Federation, it may be a tie though.
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Cyril wrote:The Principality of Zan
Do you mean Zeon? There's no way they could beat the Culture. They have no shields and no FTL.
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Time Lords
Daleks
Xeele
Q (probaly)
Necrons + C'tan (OK more of a draw)
Excession

there is a long list somewhere
The Xeelee will burn the bloody culture alive....
hehehehehe


Ahem, Excession?
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Arisians(maybe)
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Cpt_Frank wrote:
Ahem, Excession?
God-like entity from the Cultureverse itself. Is to the Culture what the Culture is to current Earth.
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The Nomad wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
Ahem, Excession?
God-like entity from the Cultureverse itself. Is to the Culture what the Culture is to current Earth.
Yes, no one fucks with the Excession. :D Universe destroying scout ships are naaasty.
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Universe destroying scout ships are naaasty.
they also have big badass battleship?
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Cpt_Frank wrote:
Universe destroying scout ships are naaasty.
they also have big badass battleship?
If they do I would NOT want to see it. But the Excession is generally seen as a scout ship for a true uber race.
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The Eliminist :lol:

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Exonerate wrote:The Eliminist :lol:
Is that another name for Elim Garak? :P
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:lol: :lol: :lol: No, its something from Animorphs.

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Culture Effectorises Borg hillarity ensues
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Who voted for the borg :shock:
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NecronLord wrote:Who voted for the borg :shock:
Lol, someone has been drinking loopy juice.
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Or dont realise how very badly outgunned the Borg are.Or they think th Borg will adapt and assimulate Culture technology
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I don't remember but I think I voted for that, purely for the comedy value :)
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Is there anything that could beat the Culture?
Can we draw from ANY sci-fi/fantasy world?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Is there anything that could beat the Culture?
Can we draw from ANY sci-fi/fantasy world?
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