Caption Competition

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-07 05:00pm

We had a little discussion here,and I was wondering if this is OK to be posted.

Can you beat the comment in the word balloon?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-07 06:35pm

"Damnit, I knew I should of learned how to drive a stick."

Sardaukar · Post by **Sardaukar** » 2002-12-07 06:38pm

"It's a trap!!!"

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-07 07:24pm

FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-07 07:29pm

Darth Pounder wrote:FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS

ROFL!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-07 07:39pm

"Can't we just pay the cover like normal people?"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-07 07:51pm

"Don't drink and drive"

"Intensify full forward firepower! No, not like that!"

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-07 08:06pm

ram them until they give up!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-07 09:02pm

"No, you moron, the pedal on the LEFT!!!"

"Starboard? But there're stars everywhere! Which way's..."

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-07 09:15pm

'Umm, sir, the brake pedal is broken.
Want me to go down and fix it?'

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-07 09:25pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: "Intensify full forward firepower! No, not like that!"

LOL!

BTW, there was no "full".

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 09:26pm

" I TOLD you to get the brakes checked! "

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2002-12-07 11:21pm

...You'll be safe in my heart, and my heart will go on and onnnnnnnn.....

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-12-08 12:45am

And now observe the miracle of life as the Super Stardestroyer enters the Death Star...

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-08 01:06am

<homer>ship goes up, ship goes down, ship goes up, ship goes...d'oh!!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-08 03:26am

That's a great picture for captioning. I did it a while back:

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2002-12-08 04:28am

The required Imperial seminar on sexual reproduction was scrapped after one intrepid lecturer decided to demontrate the spermatazoa penetrating the egg.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-08 07:58am

"We've lost all control, we're heading for the Death Star, and we can't turn! What do we do?"
"Die."

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-08 11:04am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:"We've lost all control, we're heading for the Death Star, and we can't turn! What do we do?"
"Die."

Ahh, a classic from The Last Starfighter.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-08 11:57am

Pardon my lack of originality.
But it sounded cool.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2002-12-08 02:17pm

"I knew I should have joined the Rebellion."

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-09 02:38pm

"I told you to clean the windshield, didn't I? Yeah, I told you. This is coming out of your wallet, pal."

"Did we keep the insurance up on this thing?"

"Oh, now I get it! Pull back and the ship goes up! Push forward and the ship dives! OK, now I can-oh shit."

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-19 09:50am

IG-88E wrote:"This is coming out of your wallet, pal."

Hee hee

I wonder how much such a vessel would cost, anyway?

Come to think of it, what sort of currency structure exists in this scheme of things? I mean, how much is a pint of milk around here, anyway? Has anyone ever noticed any shops in the SW movies? Or anyone buying anything?

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2002-12-19 10:43am

"Hey...wanna buy some deathsticks?"

KG

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-19 10:54am

Well... I suppose... but the price wasn't discussed, and Obi-Wan did actually make sure that particular "trader" wouldn't try selling again.