Nerd Shelf Extreme

Post by **fgalkin** » 2006-02-19 03:31am

Hotfoot wrote:To be fair, my DVD collection is still pretty small, though it is growing, and my console collection, meh.

Of course, computer games, well...heh

Very nice though. I approve.

But comrade, you have an entire nerd BASEMENT. You should post pics and make Dalton hide in shame!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2006-02-19 03:57am

Ah, alas, the basement has been gutted, and will continue to be siphoned from until there is nothing left.

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-02-20 10:58am

Hotfoot wrote:Ah, alas, the basement has been gutted, and will continue to be siphoned from until there is nothing left.

Oh that's a shame. Are you remodeling or something?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-02-20 11:00am

Congratulations Dalton. I see your nerd wang is mighty, like an oak.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2006-02-22 08:51pm

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-02-23 02:58am

Thanks Chuck, always good to have a fan in the audience

Gil Hamilton wrote:Congratulations Dalton. I see your nerd wang is mighty, like an oak.

Worship the awesomeness.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2006-02-23 06:50am

If anything, this shelf is reason enough to start some cult based around how awesome Dalton is. Seriously, I have a Nerd shelf just above my bed. It is a pale imitation of this monument.

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-02-23 01:36pm

Ford Prefect wrote:If anything, this shelf is reason enough to start some cult based around how awesome Dalton is. Seriously, I have a Nerd shelf just above my bed. It is a pale imitation of this monument.

Yay, I'm a cult icon! I've recently rearranged it though.

Behold! Again!

theski · Post by **theski** » 2006-02-23 01:47pm

Dalton wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:If anything, this shelf is reason enough to start some cult based around how awesome Dalton is. Seriously, I have a Nerd shelf just above my bed. It is a pale imitation of this monument.
Yay, I'm a cult icon! I've recently rearranged it though.

Behold! Again!

Dalton.. doesn't that thing act like a giant Cockblocker????

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-02-23 02:37pm

theski wrote:Dalton.. doesn't that thing act like a giant Cockblocker????

One would think, with a more shallow-minded woman, but my girlfriend is very accepting.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2006-02-23 02:41pm

Dalton wrote:
theski wrote:Dalton.. doesn't that thing act like a giant Cockblocker????
One would think, with a more shallow-minded woman, but my girlfriend is very accepting.

Then Good for you...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-02-23 05:08pm

Dalton wrote:
theski wrote:Dalton.. doesn't that thing act like a giant Cockblocker????
One would think, with a more shallow-minded woman, but my girlfriend is very accepting.

Besides, there are more than a few girls out there for who such a shelf would cause their clothing to fly off of them like they were wired with explosive bolts.

Unfortunately, once disrobed by explosive geekiness, they'll likely grab something off the shelf, spin around, and say "We've GOT to watch this!"

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-02-23 08:51pm

Dalton, you're such a nerd

I like your third shelf down though

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2006-02-23 08:54pm

If nerdness were people, you'd be China.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-02-23 08:58pm

Mrs Kendall wrote: Dalton, you're such a nerd

I like your third shelf down though

The question is, upon viewing his Nerd Shelf, did your clothing spontaneously fly off your body?

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-02-23 09:08pm

No, but I agree with Dalton in that if a woman is not a stuck up biatch then she'll accept the nerd shelf as one of his likes and if she really cares for him once she gets to know him she'll even try to like some of the stuff he does, by actually giving it a fair viewing before judging it because it's "nerdy".

At least that's what happened with my hubby and I and now I love to watch Stargate, Red Dwarf... etc... *insert nerdy show or movie here* or *insert super action filled movie here* and yes I actually enjoy them cause I went into watching them with an open mind.

Disclaimer: Do not insert Star Trek in any of those *insert here* things. I just can't stand that one

Star Wars is ok, if I'm in the mood.

And to answer your question... no matter what a woman sees, her clothes are not going to fly off on their own

Especially if the woman in question is married

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2006-02-24 12:22am

I need to finish cleaning up my room so I can take some pictures of it...

LeftWingExtremist · Post by **LeftWingExtremist** » 2006-02-24 03:01am

*Worships*

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2006-02-24 03:15am

The collection is completely mighty. Not a little mighty, or even very mighty. But completely mighty.

Dalton is mighty. Let none dispute it.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-02-24 10:30am

Mrs Kendall wrote:And to answer your question... no matter what a woman sees, her clothes are not going to fly off on their own Especially if the woman in question is married

Dang, I was hoping that it would at least hoping that the Dalton Nerd Shelf would at least make your clothes need ironing.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2006-02-24 10:46am

And suddenly 1 million nerds got hardons without knowing why...