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Tiny Little Chardok

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Here is the tiny Chardok gestating within the womb of AmyRose. On approximately september 17th, the child will burst forth, consuming it's mother, and taking it's place at my side, ushering in a new era of pain and suffering upon the human race, as you are all ruthlessly crushed and all free will extinguished under the child's iron rule.

Link removed because my stupid ass did not realize it had my GF's RL name on it. Stupid me. -Chardok
(Thanks, Surlethe)

If anyone wants to crop it and post the direct imagelink for simplicity's sake, I'd appreciate it.
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Post by LadyTevar »

Yep... looks like a chestbuster to me.

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So THATS why you havn't been online lately.

Congrats :)
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And this is wath you going to get. caos at you home.

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Congrats Chardok, :) It looks...like a Rolly-Polly...thing. At least to my eyes. :P
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Right on! Congrats Chardok, I wish you and Amy all the best with the little one.
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I hope it's born on september the 18th, since that's a much cooler birthday for someone to have. 8) Congrats you fucking nut!
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Congratulations!
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I'll just add and say conngratulations.
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OH MY GOD!!! CONGRATS BUDDY :) No Really, that's awesome and I hope you have a blast with him/her. Let us know if you find out the sex. I just love baby talk ;)

I hope you're as happy about the baby as I am for you.

I too had thought, 'so that's why he hasn't been posting lately'
You've been too busy in the sac ;) Hope you had fun conceiving :P
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Is it bad that this terrifies me? :wink:

Seriously, congrats man.
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Hahaha, now your parents can watch the little tike for a few hours, fill him/her up with sugar and sent them back to ya.......Have fun.
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Post by Surlethe »

IT'S ALIVE!

Congratulations, Chardok!

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I can see Chardok being an excellent father.
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Ford Prefect wrote:I can see Chardok being an excellent father.
"Now son, this is my good friend Gunny Hartman..."

"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME FIFTY YOU FUCKING RECRUIT!!"

"Whaaaaaaa!"

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Congratulations, Chardok. May you have all the best with the new baby that is entrusted to you. You must now bear the responsibility of creating a new person. Guide him well, Chardok.
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Congrats chardok. Is it just me, or does the larval chardok look like it's waving in the sonograms?
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No, he's giving us the finger.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:No, he's giving us the finger.
He does that first, then he waves his hand when he realizes someone is watching him. He's going to grow up to be a mischievous boy.

Congratulations, Chardok. May he bless you with thousands of days of torture. :D

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You and Spartan will have something in common in about 7-8 months: severe sleep deprivation.

Congrats, eh?
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Congratulations, Chardok! God, it seems like all our guys are breedin' these days.
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Fleet Admiral JD wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:I can see Chardok being an excellent father.
"Now son, this is my good friend Gunny Hartman..."

"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME FIFTY YOU FUCKING RECRUIT!!"

"Whaaaaaaa!"

:D


Congratulations, Chardok. May you have all the best with the new baby that is entrusted to you. You must now bear the responsibility of creating a new person. Guide him well, Chardok.


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this scares me.
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Congratulations. :D
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OMG it looks like it's about to attack the Enterprise!

ok bad joke sue me.

Best of luck Chardok.
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Post by Tinkerbell »

AAAAHH!! Are those little fingers?? Omg that's adorable! Congrats Chardok honey! Eeeeeee! I'm happy for you! And in this moment, everyone remembers I'm a teenage girl...
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