[Humor] Top Ten Ways the Federation would beat the Empire

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[Humor] Top Ten Ways the Federation would beat the Empire

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Top Ten Ways the Federation would beat the Galactic Empire (SW):

10. Threaten to use lethal force, thereby causing every Imperial to laugh to death.

9. Have Data speak technobabble on an open frequency, causing the Imperials' brains to explode.

8. Ask the Vorlons if they can borrow the Vorlon Planet Killer.

7. Ask the Vorlons if they can borrow the whole damned fleet while they're at it!

6. Use the thingamajig with the doohickey to make the Imperial whatchamacallit go on the fritz.

5. Install Windows on their computers.

4. Dress up like Ewoks so that all Imperial Stormtroopers flee in terror.

3. Call in Wesley Crusher!

2. If all else fails, bribe them by giving them Risa.

And the number one way the Federation would beat the Galactic Empire....

1. Send Captain Janeway porn to the Imperial High Command!
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Steve wrote:Top Ten Ways the Federation would beat the Galactic Empire (SW):

10. Threaten to use lethal force, thereby causing every Imperial to laugh to death.

9. Have Data speak technobabble on an open frequency, causing the Imperials' brains to explode.

8. Ask the Vorlons if they can borrow the Vorlon Planet Killer.

7. Ask the Vorlons if they can borrow the whole damned fleet while they're at it!

6. Use the thingamajig with the doohickey to make the Imperial whatchamacallit go on the fritz.

5. Install Windows on their computers.

4. Dress up like Ewoks so that all Imperial Stormtroopers flee in terror.

3. Call in Wesley Crusher!

2. If all else fails, bribe them by giving them Risa.

And the number one way the Federation would beat the Galactic Empire....

1. Send Captain Janeway porn to the Imperial High Command!
LOL!
:D :D :D
Very funny.
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It's a parody to those dumb as fucking shit top ten reasons Trek would be Wars which if I remember correctly includes Photon Torpedos(just the words, nothing else) and #1 being a Trek villian never had asthma
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anarchistbunny wrote:It's a parody to those dumb as fucking shit top ten reasons Trek would be Wars which if I remember correctly includes Photon Torpedos(just the words, nothing else) and #1 being a Trek villian never had asthma
I've seen quite a few of those around, mostly on rabid-trekkie sites.
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Captain tycho wrote: LOL!
:D :D :D
Very funny.
Where did you get these?
I, well, wrote them. Myself. About, oh, over two and a half years ago IIRC.
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LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's hilarious!
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A picture says a thousand words:

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Very funny. :lol: Great Steve.
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Wahahahahahaaaa! I love it!!! :D :D :D
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I am sure the the number one top ten reason should be illegal in any galaxy!
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I must say, that is pretty damn hilarious.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Hell yea!! ROFL LMAO :lol: #10 cracked me up the most ROFLAMO

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Pretty old, but still funny.
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Funny. But number 6 should use the word quantum. Multiple times. :D
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I loved them. :lol: Do you have any others?

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and the number 1 reason is..

1) "because it's canon"
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arctic_series wrote:and the number 1 reason is..

1) "because it's canon"
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The list was very funny, I liked it. :D
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anarchistbunny wrote:It's a parody to those dumb as fucking shit top ten reasons Trek would be Wars which if I remember correctly includes Photon Torpedos(just the words, nothing else) and #1 being a Trek villian never had asthma
My favorite one is "Kirk has scored with every girl in the galaxy, while Skywalker can only get a kiss from his sister."

Another is "Kirk beat up god while Luke got his hand chopped by his own dad."

These are always kind of fun to read, but utterly useless as actual arguments.
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