The Culture vs Andromeda

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-12-08 01:09pm

That will probably be my last "Culture vs" thread of the week, so :

Which one rapes the other in the ass ?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-08 01:13pm

Thank you for the image of a mind's avatar anally raping Rommie. It's quite amusing

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-08 01:15pm

NecronLord wrote:Thank you for the image of a mind's avatar anally raping Rommie. It's quite amusing

Rommie's from Andromeda?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-08 01:21pm

I assume he meant andromeda as in gene roddenberry..

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-12-08 01:34pm

Yes.

Cultureverse vs Andromedaverse.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-08 01:35pm

Andromedaverse is fucked 353439 ways from Sunday. This is stupid.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-08 01:36pm

Ass rapin rommie...there's a funny image

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-08 02:21pm

Alright, which idiot voted for Andromedia?!?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-08 02:25pm

That is still an amusing image.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-08 03:18pm

Everyone out there, think of it this way:

The top three non-God sci-fi races:

Xeelee, Timelords, Culture.

Everything else are like ants to them.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-08 03:21pm

Well the timelords have their rivals with the same tech level

War-Lords (IIRC- evil time lords)
(later) Daleks

and a few others...

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2002-12-08 05:33pm

Wait til someone on the Andromeda side brings up one of the following:

1 - Magog Worldship and/or Spirit of the Abyss

2 - One of Harpers planet/sun/galaxy/universe/dimension destroying weapons

3 - Trance

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-08 05:36pm

Not even Renewed "I can't get eneough of Hercules in space!" Valour is stupid enough to debate this.

I think we have had our fill of all things Culture for now, but rest assured, in 6 months the cycle will start again. It does on SB.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-08 05:41pm

I can't stand Andromeda now. It went from being a fairly cool show to being Hercules in space, ditching plot, point, and coolness right after 'The Prince'.

What the hell happened to stopping the Magog worldship? What happened to restoring the Commonwealth? What happened to the Jaguar-Dragon war or the human rebellion on Earth?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-08 05:47pm

Cyril wrote:I can't stand Andromeda now. It went from being a fairly cool show to being Hercules in space, ditching plot, point, and coolness right after 'The Prince'.

What the hell happened to stopping the Magog worldship? What happened to restoring the Commonwealth? What happened to the Jaguar-Dragon war or the human rebellion on Earth?

Hercules needs to find Xena now, that is all that matters.

What is "plot"?

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-08 05:50pm

The classical PWP syndrome.

"Plot? What Plot?"

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-08 05:59pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:What is "plot"?

In the case of TV writing, it's more like:

"Brain? What is brain?"

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-08 07:10pm

I get the image suddenly of Xeny hanging off Rommie's ass humping away.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-08 07:12pm

Bwahah! Cyril's First Law of Forums has struck again!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-08 07:29pm

Culture has every advantage once again

Renewed_Valour1 · Post by **Renewed_Valour1** » 2002-12-08 07:51pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Culture has every advantage once again

Not quite every single one. They don't have time travel; something that can be pulled off with a transporter like Harper's. Or someone like Trance with a slipstream capable vessel. Short of somehow erasing the Culture way back in the past… They are so screwed.
I think slipstream makes the Culture's FTL look rather slow but that would only be good for running befpre the Culture gets there. Course it isn't hard to get your hands on a slipstream drive either.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-08 07:54pm

People, give up the Culture threads. The only organizations that can concievably defeat the Culture are the Xelee, the Marvelverse, the Timelords/Daleks and the Principality.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-08 07:55pm

Renewed_Valour1 wrote: Not quite every single one. They don't have time travel; something that can be pulled off with a transporter like Harper's. Or someone like Trance with a slipstream capable vessel. Short of somehow erasing the Culture way back in the past… They are so screwed.

Seems like going back in time to attack the Culture when they were weaker would get the attention of some of the Sublimed. So, unless they are excluded from this...

Renewed_Valour1 · Post by **Renewed_Valour1** » 2002-12-08 07:58pm

XaLEv wrote:Seems like going back in time to attack the Culture when they were weaker would get the attention of some of the Sublimed. So, unless they are excluded from this...

The Sublimed are?

I also forgot that tesseracting devices also seem to allow users to travel through time along with higher dimensions.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-08 08:00pm

Renewed_Valour1 wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Seems like going back in time to attack the Culture when they were weaker would get the attention of some of the Sublimed. So, unless they are excluded from this...
The Sublimed are?

I also forgot that tesseracting devices also seem to allow users to travel through time along with higher dimensions.

Analogy:

Sublimed = Q

Just a lot less annoying.

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