Christocracy.net

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2006-03-05 07:09am

Take a deep breath

http://www.christocracy.net

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2006-03-05 07:15am

Oh brother... Is it Phelps "lite"?

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-03-05 07:15am

Luke 20:25. That one verse torpedoes the whole "God in government" nonsense.

If only the biblethumpers would actually read the damn book...

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2006-03-05 07:17am

Mange the Swede wrote:Oh brother... Is it Phelps "lite"?

It's Phelps heavy. I think these people are even further removed from sanity than Phelps. They don't seem too well organized, though.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2006-03-05 07:32am

Mange the Swede wrote:Oh brother... Is it Phelps "lite"?

I've never heard him mention him. This guy is a regular on paltalk, with the same username Christocracy.net

Yeah, psychiatry, let's take people with schizophrenia off Closaril.

Manus Celer Dei · Post by **Manus Celer Dei** » 2006-03-05 07:41am

WE DISHONOR GOD BY TOLERATING
THE LIKES OF THESE:

abortion
anti-Christ alliances
bankruptcy
bars
church run businesses
coarse entertainment
Constitutional idolatry
contraception
corporate loopholes
denominations
divorce
gambling businesses
gay rights
injustice by discretion
injustice by procedure
mandatory insurance
orders of protection
plea bargaining
prostitution
psychiatry
secret societies
smoking
Social Security
sorcery, astrology, etc.
tax loopholes
unions
usury, and greed
welfare

Most of them are what you would expect from a place like these, but some of them...man. I will never unstand these people. How does psychiatry dishonour god?

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2006-03-05 07:45am

A religious nutjob wrote:Churches must get political, or stand condemned. Produce one candidate in Christ for every public office; Spiritually tested men who will not rest until our Constitution says "Jesus is Lord". Republicans, and Democrats do not qualify. They are a reflection of our unwillingness to defend God's honor. As such they will continue to support the separation of God from government which has proven to be anti-Christ by its fruit.

A religious nutjob wrote:I've been running for servant, and president since June 6th, 1994. Try supporting candidates in Christ in your church, and see what happens. Keep me posted. Your brother by faith, Gene

And for some reason, no one has heard of him before.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2006-03-05 10:36am

...What the bloody heck is "Constitutional idolatry"?

And perhaps this guy dislikes psychiatry because he's had problems with them before...how DARE they call him mentally disturbed, he's a son of the LAWD!

Omega-185 · Post by **Omega-185** » 2006-03-05 10:37am

Manus Celer Dei wrote: Most of them are what you would expect from a place like these, but some of them...man. I will never unstand these people. How does psychiatry dishonour god?

Bars serve alcohol, which intoxicates one and blinds him from the LORD. Psychiatry is immoral because it probes the sole of man, something that only the church and GOD should do. Unions worsphip the rights of workers over that of GOD. Social Security and Welfare are ungodly because they are ideas of the evil godless liberal. [/right-wing christain bullshit]

Seriously isn't there anyway to get these people locked a way in a nice cozy room with white walls and people in white to looked after them?

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2006-03-05 11:12am

This could be a good thing. If they start a third party group devoted to putting god into the constitution, then it might appeal to enough fundies to detract from the pro-government "family values" shit that the republican party tries to appeal to. The green party detracted from the liberal vote in 2000. If the crackpot psychopathic fundies have a party to attach to, and most people are alienated enough by the concept of changing the constitution to match religious beliefs that they shun the concept of pro-religion governmen, then this would really just decrease the power of the religious right.

I honestly think this insane bullshit could be a good thing.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2006-03-05 11:23am

Zero132132 wrote:This could be a good thing. If they start a third party group devoted to putting god into the constitution, then it might appeal to enough fundies to detract from the pro-government "family values" shit that the republican party tries to appeal to. The green party detracted from the liberal vote in 2000. If the crackpot psychopathic fundies have a party to attach to, and most people are alienated enough by the concept of changing the constitution to match religious beliefs that they shun the concept of pro-religion governmen, then this would really just decrease the power of the religious right.

I honestly think this insane bullshit could be a good thing.

I think the niche is already taken by the Constitution Party. They're slightly less insane than these Christocracy guys, but still batshit loco enough to be funny. From the front page:

"George Washington feared two threats to America above all others, the corrupting influence of political parties with their selfish spirit of faction..."

Check, I believe. So the next one, logically would be entangling foreign alliances?

"...and the weakening of the influence of religious morality on public life."

Right.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2006-03-05 11:45am

Omega-185 wrote:Psychiatry is immoral because it probes the sole of man, something that only the church and GOD should do.

So, they're in favor of faith based podiatry?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-03-05 12:10pm

Isaiah 62:6-7 "You who call on the Lord, give yourselves no rest, and give him no rest 'till he establishes Jerusalem and makes her the praise of the earth." Isaiah 60:16 "You will drink the milk of nations and be nursed at royal breasts. Then you will know that I, the Lord, am your Savior, your Redeemer, the Mighty One of Jacob." (NIV)

*pictures being nursed by the Queen of England and can't stop screaming*

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2006-03-05 12:38pm

Molyneux wrote:...What the bloody heck is "Constitutional idolatry"?

I'm guessing it means "worshipping a creation of man instead of worshipping (our) God."

Which, in their minds, means stuff like respecting such trivialities like freedom of speech/press/religion/assembly, due process, and protection from cruel and unusual punishment (in this case stoning). I wouldn't be surprised if their definition of Constitutional idolatry also included demanding rights for minorities.

Omega-185 · Post by **Omega-185** » 2006-03-05 02:50pm

RedImperator wrote:
Omega-185 wrote:Psychiatry is immoral because it probes the sole of man, something that only the church and GOD should do.
So, they're in favor of faith based podiatry?

Damn, I feel like a retard. I meant to say soul.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2006-03-05 03:18pm

Omega-185 wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Omega-185 wrote:Psychiatry is immoral because it probes the sole of man, something that only the church and GOD should do.
So, they're in favor of faith based podiatry?
Damn, I feel like a retard. I meant to say soul.

Shh, it was funny because Xists caint spel gud.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-03-05 04:27pm

I LOVE their "Time Line"

1. God/government separation is recognized as evil
2. Churches support candidates in Christ
3. Our constitution is amended to say "Jesus is Lord"
4. Laws, and history rewritten in light of the gospel
5. All Antichrist alliances rescinded
6. Other nations amend their constitutions to say "Jesus is Lord"
7. Israel amends its constitution to say "Jesus is Lord"
8. Demons flee into the one doomed to destruction
9. Temple is built by Christians on Mount Mariah
10. Jerusalem becomes the Spiritual, economic, and political center of the world
11. Nations beat their swords into plowshares and disband their armies
12. Man of lawlessness rises to power, and forms a military power
13. Other nations fall away including Israel
14. Jerusalem, Mystery Babylon, is plundered
15. Jesus returns to gather the faithful, and destroy the wicked
16. Jesus rules 1,000 years until Satan is released, and temps the nations
17. Satan’s ultimate destruction

Nice, um, plan they got going there... really optimistic... Love all the dates and years on that "timeline" yup...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2006-03-05 06:33pm

Temps the nations? So Satan is some sort of harsh labour force co-ordinator?

Spetulhu · Post by **Spetulhu** » 2006-03-05 07:25pm

Manus Celer Dei wrote:Most of them are what you would expect from a place like these, but some of them...man. I will never unstand these people. How does psychiatry dishonour god?

It's the old "we're working against his plan by helping poor/ill/needy people to actually better themself" bullshit. If the Lord afflicts a man with mental illness you're not meant to cure it. The patient is getting punished for a reason. Same with poor people. It's perfectly fine to give a beggar a coin, but giving him a job is against the divine plan!

Omega-185 · Post by **Omega-185** » 2006-03-05 07:39pm

Sriad wrote:
Omega-185 wrote:
RedImperator wrote: So, they're in favor of faith based podiatry?
Damn, I feel like a retard. I meant to say soul.
Shh, it was funny because Xists caint spel gud.

Fear not fore we the God feering poeple of America we not rest until we save the soles of the people who have rejected Jesus and walk the path of sin.

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2006-03-05 07:48pm

Molyneux wrote:And perhaps this guy dislikes psychiatry because he's had problems with them before...how DARE they call him mentally disturbed, he's a son of the LAWD!

That's what I had figured was behind Hubbard's, and hence Scientology's, beef with psychiatry. Not sure if there's any truth to it, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me.

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2006-03-05 07:57pm

Omega-185 wrote:and walk the path of sin.

You know, normally I'm not the type to be into math jokes, but as soon as I read this line, the image of a guy traversing a sine wave, climbing over each crest and then falling into the subsequent trough popped into my head, and I found it hilarious.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2006-03-05 09:21pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:I LOVE their "Time Line"

1. God/government separation is recognized as evil
2. Churches support candidates in Christ
3. Our constitution is amended to say "Jesus is Lord"
4. Laws, and history rewritten in light of the gospel
5. All Antichrist alliances rescinded
6. Other nations amend their constitutions to say "Jesus is Lord"
7. Israel amends its constitution to say "Jesus is Lord"
8. Demons flee into the one doomed to destruction
9. Temple is built by Christians on Mount Mariah
10. Jerusalem becomes the Spiritual, economic, and political center of the world
11. Nations beat their swords into plowshares and disband their armies
12. Man of lawlessness rises to power, and forms a military power
13. Other nations fall away including Israel
14. Jerusalem, Mystery Babylon, is plundered
15. Jesus returns to gather the faithful, and destroy the wicked
16. Jesus rules 1,000 years until Satan is released, and temps the nations
17. Satan’s ultimate destruction
Nice, um, plan they got going there... really optimistic... Love all the dates and years on that "timeline" yup...

Wait...so unless the Constitution is amended to be explicitly Christian, the Antichrist and Satan can't do shit? Sweet!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2006-03-05 09:28pm

They're not even theonomists. Bah.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2006-03-05 10:47pm

I never got the YEC timeline. Why does God waver back and forth between saving people and tempting them? It's like he barely beats Satan in an arm wrestling contest that decides the fate of our souls.