7000 Word "Elder Scrolls Oblivion" HandsOn Preview

GEC: Discuss gaming, computers and electronics and venture into the bizarre world of STGODs.

Moderator: Thanas

User avatar
Flagg
CUNTS FOR EYES!
Posts: 12797
Joined: 2005-06-09 09:56pm
Location: Hell. In The Room Right Next to Reagan. He's Fucking Bonzo. No, wait... Bonzo's fucking HIM.

Post by Flagg »

Stark wrote:C'mon, who else bounced their way across Morrowind, Gummi Bears-style? If only the physics engine had allowed me to damage people by falling on them from a great height... :D

Covering hundreds of metres in a single jump = funny.
After about 18 months of playing the game I started fucking around with cheats and got my skill so high that I actually jumped out of the world through the sky and the game crashed.
We pissing our pants yet?
-Negan

You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to
Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan

He who can,
does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
User avatar
Mr Bean
Lord of Irony
Posts: 22464
Joined: 2002-07-04 08:36am

Post by Mr Bean »

Flagg wrote:
Stark wrote:C'mon, who else bounced their way across Morrowind, Gummi Bears-style? If only the physics engine had allowed me to damage people by falling on them from a great height... :D

Covering hundreds of metres in a single jump = funny.
After about 18 months of playing the game I started fucking around with cheats and got my skill so high that I actually jumped out of the world through the sky and the game crashed.
All you need is a single point of Slowfall to avoid taking any falling damage. Combine that with a jump spell with fifty points or higher and a nice dia-katana and you can be the rooftop jumping ninja of your dreams.

"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe
Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
User avatar
Flagg
CUNTS FOR EYES!
Posts: 12797
Joined: 2005-06-09 09:56pm
Location: Hell. In The Room Right Next to Reagan. He's Fucking Bonzo. No, wait... Bonzo's fucking HIM.

Post by Flagg »

Mr Bean wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Stark wrote:C'mon, who else bounced their way across Morrowind, Gummi Bears-style? If only the physics engine had allowed me to damage people by falling on them from a great height... :D

Covering hundreds of metres in a single jump = funny.
After about 18 months of playing the game I started fucking around with cheats and got my skill so high that I actually jumped out of the world through the sky and the game crashed.
All you need is a single point of Slowfall to avoid taking any falling damage. Combine that with a jump spell with fifty points or higher and a nice dia-katana and you can be the rooftop jumping ninja of your dreams.
Yeah, I figured all that shit out. I was hopping around like Neo in heavy armor. It was more of a "what would happen if..." thing.
We pissing our pants yet?
-Negan

You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to
Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan

He who can,
does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
User avatar
Darth Quorthon
Jedi Knight
Posts: 580
Joined: 2005-09-25 12:04am
Location: California

Post by Darth Quorthon »

"For the first few weeks of rehearsal, we tend to sound like a really, really bad Rush tribute band." -Alex Lifeson

"See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now." - Valentine McKee

"Next time you're gonna be a bit higher!" -General from Birani

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken

He who creates shields by fire - Rotting Christ, Lex Talionis
User avatar
GuppyShark
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2830
Joined: 2005-03-13 06:52am
Location: South Australia

Post by GuppyShark »

Darth Quorthon wrote:Sorry for the Necro, but here's some more goodies
Four days is necro?
Oh, those sadists.
User avatar
Chardok
GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!
Posts: 8488
Joined: 2003-08-12 09:49am
Location: San Antonio

Post by Chardok »

Stark wrote:C'mon, who else bounced their way across Morrowind, Gummi Bears-style? If only the physics engine had allowed me to damage people by falling on them from a great height... :D

Covering hundreds of metres in a single jump = funny.
I loved my Gummi-berry scrolls....And yes, I jumped everywhere. It was annoying at first, but after you get the hang of it, it's fucking brilliant! Man...good times...I don't rightly rememebr much about morrowind, but I rememebr that. God, how I hope that skill is in oblivion...
Image
User avatar
White Haven
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 6360
Joined: 2004-05-17 03:14pm
Location: The North Remembers, When It Can Be Bothered

Post by White Haven »

I always just loved going all Dragonball-style (for all that I hate actual Dragonball) and hurling blasts of fire down on an enemy from a loft position On High. :)
Image
Image
Chronological Incontinence: Time warps around the poster. The thread topic winks out of existence and reappears in 1d10 posts.

Out of Context Theatre, this week starring Darth Nostril.
-'If you really want to fuck with these idiots tell them that there is a vaccine for chemtrails.'

Fiction!: The Final War (Bolo/Lovecraft) (Ch 7 9/15/11), Living (D&D, Complete)Image
User avatar
Mr Bean
Lord of Irony
Posts: 22464
Joined: 2002-07-04 08:36am

Post by Mr Bean »

White Haven wrote:I always just loved going all Dragonball-style (for all that I hate actual Dragonball) and hurling blasts of fire down on an enemy from a loft position On High. :)
Oh yes, using Shock as the primary attack with a 30 ft radius with a DoT flame element made one pretty looking spell and it exploded oooh so pretty.

One of the fun things about Morrowind was the way the spells blended togther when you stacked a fire or ice attack togther with a posion, slow or drain heath part. I remeber getting my magic spell up with a 1-damage 50ft radius fire spell. Just because I loved jumping over town and getting half the guards on me by nuking entire city blocks with a single shot.

GuppyShark wrote:
Oh, those sadists.
:shock: Those bastards.... :cry: It's so pretty! Now if I can just get Fireteam Echo up on that ridge there... oh wait wrong game.

"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe
Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
Post Reply