.......................
DAMMIT RYE! You're not supposed to look BETTER than I DO!
Sweet Transvestites
Moderator: Beowulf
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
-
Sonnenburg
- Official Dave Barry Clone
- Posts: 2305
- Joined: 2002-11-05 08:35pm
- Location: Gotham City
- Contact:
BTW, and I'm unsure how to react to this: I've had a song stuck in my head all day because I heard it at the store yesterday when I bought a dishwasher. It was a really uncomfortable moment when I was looking through the pictures of Rye and heard myself singing Foreigner: "I wanna know what love is... I want you to show me...."
I wish I was just telling a joke, rather than sitting in my chair thoroughly confused.
I wish I was just telling a joke, rather than sitting in my chair thoroughly confused.
Chuck
Hey, when you're hot, you're hot![/cat]LadyTevar wrote:.......................
DAMMIT RYE! You're not supposed to look BETTER than I DO!
Amen to that. Should that ever happen, my plan is to get my hair dreadlocked, stop shaving, and get really fat.Sonnenburg wrote:Rye, hope to God you never, ever, go to prison.
EBC|Fucking Metal|Artist|Androgynous Sexfiend|Gozer Kvltist|
Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus
Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus
-
The Yosemite Bear
- Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
- Posts: 35211
- Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
- Location: Dave's Not Here Man
-
Pick
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 3690
- Joined: 2005-01-06 12:35am
- Location: Oregon, the land of trees and rain!
Since I NORMALLY wear guy's clothes, I had to take this a step further: wig and wrinkle makeup.
Majorly strapped down boobs. Yikes!
Majorly strapped down boobs. Yikes!
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
Hahaha! Ace! Reminds me sort of Noam Chomsky. 
EBC|Fucking Metal|Artist|Androgynous Sexfiend|Gozer Kvltist|
Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus
Listen to my music! http://www.soundclick.com/nihilanth
"America is, now, the most powerful and economically prosperous nation in the country." - Master of Ossus
-
Singular Quartet
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 3896
- Joined: 2002-07-04 05:33pm
- Location: This is sky. It is made of FUCKING and LIMIT.
-
Oni Koneko Damien
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 3852
- Joined: 2004-03-10 07:23pm
- Location: Yar Yar Hump Hump!
- Contact:
Oh hell, there's no way I can compare to Rye, but I'll give it my best...
My oldest one, 1.5 years ago now.
...before I had grasped the concept of covering up the chest so that no one noticed the lack of mammaries.
The best part is the ears, which my sister actually made by hand.
And here you can see my back is quite definately warped out of alignment.
...at the Ren Faire in a decidedly non-Ren-Faire outfit.
...my Popcorn-kitty wonders why I'm looking so frumpy.
The 'goth-puritan' outfit I ended up wearing for last Halloween.
...daylight and I don't appear together in many photos.
...right after I got my tongue-ring, when people insisted on experimenting with it.
...I only wish I could look as feminine as Jay.
My oldest one, 1.5 years ago now.
...before I had grasped the concept of covering up the chest so that no one noticed the lack of mammaries.
The best part is the ears, which my sister actually made by hand.
And here you can see my back is quite definately warped out of alignment.
...at the Ren Faire in a decidedly non-Ren-Faire outfit.
...my Popcorn-kitty wonders why I'm looking so frumpy.
The 'goth-puritan' outfit I ended up wearing for last Halloween.
...daylight and I don't appear together in many photos.
...right after I got my tongue-ring, when people insisted on experimenting with it.
...I only wish I could look as feminine as Jay.
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
-
Doctor Doom
- Padawan Learner
- Posts: 189
- Joined: 2005-10-12 05:02pm
- Location: Latveria