What Dell computers are good for

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2006-03-16 12:59pm

Maybe its more off topic but anyway:

clicky

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2006-03-16 01:29pm

hahahah

I knew it had to be something like that.

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-16 01:40pm

Damnit, site filtered for adult content. I really hate websense sometimes. Guess I have to wait til I get home

TheBlackCat · Post by **TheBlackCat** » 2006-03-16 04:59pm

You would think they would screen their calls a bit better than that.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2006-03-16 05:30pm

TheBlackCat wrote:You would think they would screen their calls a bit better than that.

If they did we wouldn't be provided with such unintentional comedic value.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-03-16 06:17pm

so for those of us who don't have their sound cards fixed what was said?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2006-03-16 06:37pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:so for those of us who don't have their sound cards fixed what was said?

Basic summary: guy calls up. they exchange 'how's it going'. The hosts ask the caller what he used his dell for. Caller responds 'i use it for pr0n! lots and lots of pr0n. cause i've got a lot of it on my hard drive. anyways, i'm going to get back to my pr0n now. bye.'

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-03-16 07:14pm

General Zod wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:so for those of us who don't have their sound cards fixed what was said?
Basic summary: guy calls up. they exchange 'how's it going'. The hosts ask the caller what he used his dell for. Caller responds 'i use it for pr0n! lots and lots of pr0n. cause i've got a lot of it on my hard drive. anyways, i'm going to get back to my pr0n now. bye.'

you do realize that the only reason I haven't gotten off my ass and ordered a new motherboard/sound card or a new computer is this one still let's me write and surf the net?

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2006-03-17 06:24pm

General Zod wrote: Basic summary: guy calls up. they exchange 'how's it going'. The hosts ask the caller what he used his dell for. Caller responds 'i use it for pr0n! lots and lots of pr0n. cause i've got a lot of it on my hard drive. anyways, i'm going to get back to my pr0n now. bye.'

You think that's odd?

I mean really. I've taken a call from a guy who was having trouble removing a particular porn link from his desktop (it was one that was going around like the plague at the time, sticks a program in the registry that recreates the icon if deleted), and he spent the entire call raving about the content of the porn site that had landed him with this rogue shortcut.

He only wanted rid of it so his girlfriend didn't see it.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2006-03-17 06:26pm

Vendetta wrote:
General Zod wrote: Basic summary: guy calls up. they exchange 'how's it going'. The hosts ask the caller what he used his dell for. Caller responds 'i use it for pr0n! lots and lots of pr0n. cause i've got a lot of it on my hard drive. anyways, i'm going to get back to my pr0n now. bye.'
You think that's odd?

I mean really. I've taken a call from a guy who was having trouble removing a particular porn link from his desktop (it was one that was going around like the plague at the time, sticks a program in the registry that recreates the icon if deleted), and he spent the entire call raving about the content of the porn site that had landed him with this rogue shortcut.

He only wanted rid of it so his girlfriend didn't see it.

Heh, I never said it was odd. It was amusing, but hardly odd.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2006-03-17 07:21pm

Is the link SFW?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-03-17 08:24pm

No. There's no bad images but the sound is not something I'd want to play at work.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2006-03-17 08:31pm

Uranium's understating it, definitely NSFW.

"What kind of games do you use your dell for?"

"Well... mostly personal use. Like porno."

Cue laughing and cheering.

Brian