Sakura Kinomoto vs. The Axis

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-08 11:07pm

In an alternate Earth, Hitler is bright and doesn't betray Russia. Because he is not fighting a two front war, the D-day invasion is repelled easily. Things seem lost for the Allies...

Then, a mystical portal from another dimension thrown Sakura, Tomoyo, Kerobus, Yue, three days worth of food, and $1,000 worth of assorted fabric in a remote location in the mountains of France. Sakura uses her magic to tell what's going on. Seeing a chance to correct the mistakes of her country in the past, she decides to go and overthrow the Axis powers.

1) Sakura is at the end of series powerful.
2) Since Kerobus picked up the Kansai dialect after being stored in Osaka for a while, assume he can pick up the local langage after listening to it for a while.
3) Sakura doesn't like to kill, so death will be avoided.
4) Assume Sakura has no problems with going against her fellow countrymen in the past.
5) The Axis, of course, will have no idea what hit them.

So, who comes out on top? The mighty power of the Axis army, or a 12 year old girl that oozes magic?

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-09 01:33pm

Taking hitler out shouldn't be too hard, the rest depends....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 01:54pm

Yogi wrote: Seeing a chance to correct the mistakes of her country in the past, she decides to go and overthrow the Axis powers.

She ends up being on the chopping block as a Jap General Screams
BANZAI! And chops her fucking head off with a Sword.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 02:11pm

Right, a drunken soldier on a suicide charge can defeat a person who can instantly make herself a master Swordswoman or Martial Artist, or give herself Spiderman-leve strengthl.

Of course, that's assuming she dosen't whip out something with a lot more range, i.e. Fire, Thunder, Or, Keeping with the No Killinng Rule, Windy, Shadow, Wood, Sleep, Little, etc...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 02:13pm

SAMAS wrote:Right, a drunken soldier on a suicide charge can defeat a person who can instantly make herself a master Swordswoman or Martial Artist, or give herself Spiderman-leve strengthl.

Actually, no. She gets captured by the Jap Army and she gets her head
lopped off right before they get to the captured Dolittle Raiders...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-09 02:16pm

Magic completely owns another insufficiently advanced technological culture. Chalk it up to Sakura.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 02:16pm

And they're going to capture her How?

Counting not only her own abilities, but those of Kero, Yue, and Clow Reed Himself?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 02:17pm

And let's not forget the fact that she's in France at the time.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-09 02:20pm

SAMAS, there's no point arguing. Shep's hatred of anime is on record, and you'll never get him to see both sides in a case like this.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 02:20pm

SAMAS wrote:And let's not forget the fact that she's in France at the time.

My fault. Then the Das Reich Division rounds them up in Oran, throws them
into a building along with a boatload of other frenchies and torches the place...

Or she gets picked up by the Gestapo and worked over in their
basement torture chambers.....

Or she ends up working for ORG TODT refortifying the Atlantic Wall..

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 02:23pm

IG-88E wrote:SAMAS, there's no point arguing. Shep's hatred of anime is on record, and you'll never get him to see both sides in a case like this.

I know, I just love beating... not a dead horse, just someone with the intelligence of one.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-09 02:24pm

Do you have ANY idea what Kero-chan would do to anyone who tries to capture her?

Besides, she has Tomoyo and $1000 worth of fabric, enabling her to have the prefect disgiuse. She can't speak the language, but since open confrontation is the worst thing she could possibly do anyway, that won't come into play a lot. Subtility is the key here.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-09 02:27pm

Yogi wrote:Do you have ANY idea what Kero-chan would do to anyone who tries to capture her?

Besides, she has Tomoyo and $1000 worth of fabric, enabling her to have the prefect disgiuse. She can't speak the language, but since open confrontation is the worst thing she could possibly do anyway, that won't come into play a lot. Subtility is the key here.

Don't bother. Shep is as bad as any fanboy in these situations.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-09 02:42pm

Considering that he's drawing wild conclusions without even stopping to give a thought about what Sakura's capable of, I'd say that's correct.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 02:46pm

Yogi wrote:Do you have ANY idea what Kero-chan would do to anyone who tries to capture her?

Yeah, she dies in a hail of gunfire when she tries to pull the typical anime
attack, which involves 30 secs of preparation against a platoon of
hardened panzergrenadiers on leave from the OSTFRONT...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-09 02:52pm

While a German company is busy dealing with Sakura Stalin throws 325 divisions against the Eastern ramparts of the Reich. The continent is overrun in months as Germany's infrastructure is demolished by thousands of B-29's, some hauling nuclear weapons.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 02:52pm

*Places ear to Sheppard's head*

Wow! You can actually hear his IQ dropping!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 02:53pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:While a German company is busy dealing with Sakura Stalin throws 325 divisions against the Eastern ramparts of the Reich. The continent is overrun in months as Germany's infrastructure is demolished by thousands of B-29's, some hauling nuclear weapons.

Now THAT's REALISTIC........EHHEHEHEHE

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 02:53pm

SAMAS wrote:*Places ear to Sheppard's head*

Wow! You can actually hear his IQ dropping!

Please explain to me HOW a platoon of hardened soldiers on leave from
anti-partisan patrols on the OSTFRONT will even give your anime
character enough time to "powerup" to perform a typical attack....

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-09 02:54pm

#1 Kero-chan is a He.
#2 Kero-chan is a physical fighter. He would rip apart the soldiers before they even get a chance to see him

Besides, as I said, Sakura will NOT charge head on, it's not in her nature. After spending some time with Eriol, she knows the values of Psychological warfare. "The Dark" + Wait for three days = very skittish troops. If the sun doesn't rise for three days in a row, you would be de-moralized as well. Then come in and start "The Sleep"ing groups of German troops and "The Erase"ing their weapons, equipment, and clothes.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-09 02:55pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SAMAS wrote:*Places ear to Sheppard's head*

Wow! You can actually hear his IQ dropping!
Please explain to me HOW a platoon of hardened soldiers on leave from
anti-partisan patrols on the OSTFRONT will even give your anime
character enough time to "powerup" to perform a typical attack....

Well, for one thing, I don't recall Sakura using the typical powerup. For another, not everyone charges straight at the largest division of troops, Sheppard.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-09 02:55pm

MKSheppard wrote:Please explain to me HOW a platoon of hardened soldiers on leave from
anti-partisan patrols on the OSTFRONT will even give your anime
character enough time to "powerup" to perform a typical attack....

Please explain ONE question you asked about Sakura before jumping to your typical conclusions....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-09 02:57pm

IG-88E wrote: Please explain ONE question you asked about Sakura before jumping to your typical conclusions....

I know that a Sturmtiger firing at them will kill them.....and everyone within
300 yards by sheer concussive force

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 02:58pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SAMAS wrote:*Places ear to Sheppard's head*

Wow! You can actually hear his IQ dropping!
Please explain to me HOW a platoon of hardened soldiers on leave from
anti-partisan patrols on the OSTFRONT will even give your anime
character enough time to "powerup" to perform a typical attack....

Aside from the above, the fact that they won't see it happen?

Okay, let's put yourself in that position.

You're a soldier on leave, and you pass by an adorable 10-year-old girl. What would you do?

And please, think before posting, this time!

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-09 02:58pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:While a German company is busy dealing with Sakura Stalin throws 325 divisions against the Eastern ramparts of the Reich. The continent is overrun in months as Germany's infrastructure is demolished by thousands of B-29's, some hauling nuclear weapons.

I specified that Hitler does not attack Russia. They are still allies.

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