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Yogi wrote:#1 Kero-chan is a He.
#2 Kero-chan is a physical fighter. He would rip apart the soldiers before they even get a chance to see him
And I guess he can magically dodge the fire from MP-40s and MG-42s firing
on full automatic? :roll:
After spending some time with Eriol, she knows the values of Psychological warfare. "The Dark" + Wait for three days = very skittish troops. If the sun doesn't rise for three days in a row, you would be de-moralized as well. Then come in and start "The Sleep"ing groups of German troops and "The Erase"ing their weapons, equipment, and clothes.


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SAMAS wrote:[
You're a soldier on leave, and you pass by an adorable 10-year-old girl.
Ready my MP-40 if I'm a Grenadier on leave from the OSTFRONT.

If I'm part of Sonderkommando Direlwanger, I grab her, rape her and then
kill her.
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MKSheppard wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Please explain ONE question you asked about Sakura before jumping to your typical conclusions....
I know that a Sturmtiger firing at them will kill them.....and everyone within
300 yards by sheer concussive force
Shield would block the concussive force.

Jump, Dash, and Fly can help her avoid the shot altogether.

Sleep and Erase can keep you from firing period.

Loop can make you shoot yourself.

Mirror and Illusion can make everyone else shoot you.
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MKSheppard wrote:Please explain to me HOW a platoon of hardened soldiers on leave from anti-partisan patrols on the OSTFRONT will even give your anime character enough time to "powerup" to perform a typical attack....
Unfortunatly, Sakura does not need to power up to use an attack. She has to do an initial "power up" by saying the word "Release" and after that, all she needs to do is to say the name of her card.

Besides, she would be in period-appropriate clothes (Why do you think I included Tomoyo and $1,000 worth of assorted fabric?)
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MKSheppard wrote:I know that a Sturmtiger firing at them will kill them.....and everyone within
300 yards by sheer concussive force
And I know you're a wanking armor lover who automatically dismisses any kind of argument against your tankfriend without even hestating to consider what you're up against.
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Yogi wrote:I specified that Hitler does not attack Russia. They are still allies.
Stalin is a scheming Bastard. It's right in with his nature.
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I now await the point where Shep says a tank can harm a Netherese Archwizard.
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IG-88E wrote: And I know you're a wanking armor lover who automatically dismisses any kind of argument against your tankfriend without even hestating to consider what you're up against.
At least I don't go to the point of making the center of gravity for a mecha
1mm off the ground when doing recoil calcs....
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MKSheppard wrote:
SAMAS wrote:[
You're a soldier on leave, and you pass by an adorable 10-year-old girl.
Ready my MP-40 if I'm a Grenadier on leave from the OSTFRONT.
And you would do that, why?
If I'm part of Sonderkommando Direlwanger, I grab her...
And get your head knocked off your shoulders when the stuffed animal in her backback turns into an armored, winged lion and mauls you.
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Yogi wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:While a German company is busy dealing with Sakura Stalin throws 325 divisions against the Eastern ramparts of the Reich. The continent is overrun in months as Germany's infrastructure is demolished by thousands of B-29's, some hauling nuclear weapons.
I specified that Hitler does not attack Russia. They are still allies.
Which is why I specified that Stalin would attack. His plans called for an attack before 1945, with 44 or 43 the most likely but 42 possibul.
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SirNitram wrote:I now await the point where Shep says a tank can harm a Netherese Archwizard.
Stats? A 120mm DU round has enough force to blow a 15+ ton turret off
it's turret ring and several feet away...
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MKSheppard wrote:At least I don't go to the point of making the center of gravity for a mecha
1mm off the ground when doing recoil calcs....
At least I don't GIVE A FLYING FUCK! Mecha arguments have nothing to do with this, tankwanker.
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MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I now await the point where Shep says a tank can harm a Netherese Archwizard.
Stats? A 120mm DU round has enough force to blow a 15+ ton turret off
it's turret ring and several feet away...
I believe I'll just point out a minor one, Lady Polaris, projected herself through multiple dimensions, unleashed two nuclear-level blasts in short order, and faced down a critter that absorbed both blasts with only superficial wounds. Then she opened a dimensional gateway and flitted away. The whole time the fires of Hell didn't melt the snow in her hair.

So no, a 120mm round is not going to phase her.
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MKSheppard wrote:And I guess he can magically dodge the fire from MP-40s and MG-42s firing on full automatic? :roll:
Being that Kero IS a magical being, I say that the term "magically dodges" is ESPECIALLY appropriate.
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Riiight. There's not a single person in the world who wouldn't be pissed scared if the sun doesn't rise for three days in a row.
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SAMAS wrote: And you would do that, why?
Because you're recently on leave from the OSTFRONT, where
everyone in the civilian population is a partisan.
And get your head knocked off your shoulders when the stuffed animal in her backback turns into an armored, winged lion and mauls you.
And then the rest of my platoon eats lion meat when the lion is taken
out by a captured French Renault tank gun. Meanwhile, Direlwanger
comes in, shoots the rest of the squad to claim the tiger's hide for
himself.
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SirNitram wrote: I believe I'll just point out a minor one, Lady Polaris, projected herself through multiple dimensions, unleashed two nuclear-level blasts in short order.
And how do you know it's nuclear level? Nuclear has lots of connotations.

For all we know, she unleashed about 500 tons of TNT......

Any damage descriptions please?
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MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: I believe I'll just point out a minor one, Lady Polaris, projected herself through multiple dimensions, unleashed two nuclear-level blasts in short order.
And how do you know it's nuclear level? Nuclear has lots of connotations.

For all we know, she unleashed about 500 tons of TNT......

Any damage descriptions please?
A cavern whose dimensions are in 'tens of miles' is scoured clear of fiends. Those within the first few hundred meters are vaporized, where as those further are burned so badly they die anyway. The flash is sufficient to temporarily blind the humans inside the chamber(Who the blast leaves unaffected, love the magic).

This is the unfocused blast. The second was far more focused, and hit only the Pit Fiend.. Who was only mildly bloodied.
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SirNitram wrote: A cavern whose dimensions are in 'tens of miles' is scoured clear of fiends. Those within the first few hundred meters are vaporized, where as those further are burned so badly they die anyway. The flash is sufficient to temporarily blind the humans inside the chamber(Who the blast leaves unaffected, love the magic).

This is the unfocused blast. The second was far more focused, and hit only the Pit Fiend.. Who was only mildly bloodied.
Sounds like a Enhanced Radiation Weapon to me....AKA the Neutron Bomb...
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If they try to show themselves to the Allies, they're just as likely to be shot or captured. After all, an American or Brit would take one look at them, see "Jap", and automatically assume they were an agent of Germany's easternmost ally, for some reason hanging around in western Europe.
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MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: A cavern whose dimensions are in 'tens of miles' is scoured clear of fiends. Those within the first few hundred meters are vaporized, where as those further are burned so badly they die anyway. The flash is sufficient to temporarily blind the humans inside the chamber(Who the blast leaves unaffected, love the magic).

This is the unfocused blast. The second was far more focused, and hit only the Pit Fiend.. Who was only mildly bloodied.
Sounds like a Enhanced Radiation Weapon to me....AKA the Neutron Bomb...
Not rad burns, fire burns. The size of the devastation suggests something bigger than a tacnuke. Either way, it's a lethal attack.
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SirNitram wrote: Not rad burns, fire burns. The size of the devastation suggests something bigger than a tacnuke. Either way, it's a lethal attack.
You claim that it scours the entire cavern clean of enemies, and the
cavern is TENS of kilometers wide....with a very small cone of total
destruction = a few hundred m........

that sounds almost exactly like a upscaled ER weapon.... which had
a blast effect of only a hundred metres, but killed tank crews in their
T-80s out to several km
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MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: Not rad burns, fire burns. The size of the devastation suggests something bigger than a tacnuke. Either way, it's a lethal attack.
You claim that it scours the entire cavern clean of enemies, and the
cavern is TENS of kilometers wide....with a very small cone of total
destruction = a few hundred m........

that sounds almost exactly like a upscaled ER weapon.... which had
a blast effect of only a hundred metres, but killed tank crews in their
T-80s out to several km
The total destruction may be bigger, I don't have my copy of Sword Play out.

Either way, the blast of visible light itself filled the cavern, and incinerated, not irradiated, so I find the comparison to the N-bomb inaccurate.

Of course, this probably belongs in a dedicated thread, but I'll hold that off until I get the novel in my paws again and C&P the exact quotes on how badass this is.
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Acclamator wrote:If they try to show themselves to the Allies, they're just as likely to be shot or captured. After all, an American or Brit would take one look at them, see "Jap", and automatically assume they were an agent of Germany's easternmost ally, for some reason hanging around in western Europe.
Sakura Image doesn't look Japanese.
However, Tomoyo Image does.

They only speak Japanese though, so they should keep their mouths shut.
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Yogi wrote: They only speak Japanese though, so they should keep their mouths shut.
Damn right. or else they get wasted by the French Resistance for being
Axis Allies...
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MKSheppard wrote:
SAMAS wrote: And you would do that, why?
Because you're recently on leave from the OSTFRONT, where
everyone in the civilian population is a partisan.
I'l grant you that. But guess what? She goes by without any incident. Five minutes later, you and every person in the area are feeling mighty sleepy...
And get your head knocked off your shoulders when the stuffed animal in her backback turns into an armored, winged lion and mauls you.
And then the rest of my platoon eats lion meat when the lion is taken
out by a captured French Renault tank gun. Meanwhile, Direlwanger
comes in, shoots the rest of the squad to claim the tiger's hide for
himself.
Which just happened to be in the area, and brought around by troops that weren't suprised by his appearance out of nowhere, and just happened to be magically resistant to sleep, right?
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