Celine Dion, or What has Canada unleashed on the world?

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-21 09:41am

Celine impersonates Michael Jackson

theski · Post by **theski** » 2006-03-21 09:43am

Damm you for that.. Damm you straight to hell

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-21 10:13am

theski wrote:Damm you for that.. Damm you straight to hell

I could have been more evil - The goggles, they do nothing!!!!

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2006-03-22 03:32am

I'm....scarred...for life.

Erik von Nein · Post by **Erik von Nein** » 2006-03-22 04:25am

... what?

No, seriously, what? Why even imitate Micheal Jackson? Or Maddona? Though, if you throw a bag over her head (or cover her head with your hand) she has nice bewbs in that Maddona one.

But she makes a good man in the Jackson one. *shudder*

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 08:26am

Hey! It's not our fault, and you guys have more sucky artists than we do

BTW Those were not that bad, she was probably just fooling around so you can't expect star quality there.
This is what people who love to sing do with their time. Trust me my sister wants to be a singer so badly, she sang at my other sisters wedding she sings everywhere and she's getting a kareoke party together for our family cause she loves to sing in front of people so much. Celiene is probabaly like that and was probably just trying to have some fun.

Now don't get me wrong I hate Celiene and her music, in fact I hate everything about her. I mean who in their right mind would marry a man who could be her father when she has enough cash to get her through life by herself? Can anyone say extreme gold digger?

Anyhow, it wasn't that bad. I mean could you do any better?

And I didn't personally release her into the world so don't blame all canadians ok

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2006-03-22 10:41am

I mean who in their right mind would marry a man who could be her father when she has enough cash to get her through life by herself? Can anyone say extreme gold digger?

She could have an Electra complex.
Aside from that Goddamned Titanic song

, I don't think she's all that bad and I certainly don't think we should nuke Canada in retaliation.

Because of wind patterns and fallout, a simple napalming of Quebec will suffice.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 11:09am

I am in agreement, I'm not fond of Quebec

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-22 11:39am

Mrs Kendall wrote:I am in agreement, I'm not fond of Quebec

So we can get rid of the frenchies and keep the rest, check. Beside I would never blame Mrs Kendal, because as we all know just how much she rocks

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 11:47am

Awww

It's a newb who knows how much I rock

Or did you just read my sig there? You cheater!!

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2006-03-22 12:14pm

That was horrible. Dion is bad enough when she is performing normally, this was just terrifing.

*edited for spelling*

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 12:47pm

Not the worst you've seen though, right?

Like me in the car or shower

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-22 01:11pm

Mrs Kendall wrote:Awww It's a newb who knows how much I rock

Or did you just read my sig there? You cheater!!

Damn, she's onto me.... runs for cover

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 01:17pm

Hey, I'm a smart cookie you know

But I don't hurt people unless they really deserve it, so you can come out of hiding now

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-22 01:19pm

Mrs Kendall wrote:Hey, I'm a smart cookie you know But I don't hurt people unless they really deserve it, so you can come out of hiding now

Just as long as you don;t use one of those rocks on me

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 01:27pm

What are you talking about? I don't have any rocks! ......are you spying on me... my son's rock collection is right behind me, can you see me, ahhhh...... he's freaking me out!!

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2006-03-22 02:29pm

Personally, I would rather be TubGirl'd than watch that ever again.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2006-03-22 04:34pm

You know, if you want others to share your pain and click the link putting the words 'Celine Dion' in the thread title is NOT the way to go.
The fact that apparently people STILL clicked the link merely reaffirms my belief that hydrogen is hopelessly out of the running.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2006-03-22 06:12pm

Tinkerbell wrote:Personally, I would rather be TubGirl'd than watch that ever again.

And when would we be expecting pictures?

j/k

I am with the rest, reduce Quebec into charred rubble and then salt it.

Azazal · Post by **Azazal** » 2006-03-22 06:24pm

Batman wrote:You know, if you want others to share your pain and click the link putting the words 'Celine Dion' in the thread title is NOT the way to go.
The fact that apparently people STILL clicked the link merely reaffirms my belief that hydrogen is hopelessly out of the running.

And yet you did click and were exposed to the horror

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2006-03-22 06:27pm

Azazal wrote:
Batman wrote:You know, if you want others to share your pain and click the link putting the words 'Celine Dion' in the thread title is NOT the way to go.
The fact that apparently people STILL clicked the link merely reaffirms my belief that hydrogen is hopelessly out of the running.
And yet you did click and were exposed to the horror

Except that I didn't.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 07:20pm

Oh come on don't deny it Batman, you know you can't lie to me

And uh, how would you know what's going on if you didn't see it

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-03-22 07:26pm

That is almost, but not quite as explosive vomit inducing as Celine Dion's cover of AC/DCs "You Rock Me All Night Long".

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2006-03-22 07:28pm

I DON'T know what's going on, because I DIDN'T click that link.
So much for the world's greatest detective.
Shut up.
And so far, I've been able to lie to everybody on this Valendamned planet. And that includes the Boy Scout.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-03-22 07:30pm

Geezus Batman why do you have to take everything so seriously all the damn time, I was teasing you.