Crazy Biblical Comic

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2006-03-23 02:33am

Stas Bush wrote:However, knowledge of written Chinese requires knowing pictogram origins and rules of composition, otherwise it's hard to imagine people memorizing even the basic level of Chinese literacy (2000 hieros).

Not every character's origins and rules applied are specifically taught during the learning process. Also IIRC I began learning decent "Liu Shu" (6 Principles of characters) when I was in junior high school, quite far from elementary school where my basic vocabulary was established.

Easy ones like the "boat" character can be refuted by other characters such as "along"沿 or the metal "lead" 鉛. But there are characters that can't be easily understood by the 6 principles due to the fact that they were categorized on the older style. This is where shit like "righteous = Jesus baptises you with his blood" comes in.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2006-03-23 08:53am

I honestly thought that the comic was a parody until I saw them last couple of frames.....

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2006-03-23 11:15am

Hang on a minute. If the dinosaurs arch their necks to breath above the flood and died, why didn't they become "unarched" at the moment of death given that rigor mortis takes a few hours to set in. But I guess attention to things like science isn't their strongest suit.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2006-03-23 05:03pm

wolveraptor wrote:ARG! There are no swimming dinosaurs! Or flying ones! There are groups of diapsids and archosaurs that swim and fly respectively, but none of them posses the seven hip vetebrae that almost every dinosaur does (and certainly every dinosaur's ancestor has them).

Actually, most extant species of dinosaur can fly, and I'm willing to bet most of the Mesozoic varieties could swim.

But yeah, pterosaurs and euryapsids are NOT dinosaurs.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2006-03-23 05:07pm

Cheater.

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2006-03-23 06:23pm

How do the Young Earth Creationists feel about this? Don't they think Dinosaurs are a hoax?

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2006-03-23 06:25pm

Mario1470 wrote:How do the Young Earth Creationists feel about this? Don't they think Dinosaurs are a hoax?

No, they think they were docile novelties who could only exist because of the unique pre-Flood conditions and went extinct in short order after debarking from the Ark. Yes, that's right. People lived along side the dinosaurs, just like in the Flintstones. And two adult ultrasaurs were crammed on a boat smaller than they were.

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2006-03-23 06:25pm

Ghetto Edit: When the Fundies cannot deny that dinosaurs exist anymore, they twist it all around to fit their own agenda. Fundie Propaganda, but at least it had some comedy value.

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2006-03-23 06:54pm

Satanic Attack-Dinos.

Love it. 8)

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2006-03-23 09:04pm

I still prefer Chicky's cartoon. The picture of the mother's arms holding an infant above rising flood waters as the ark sails off. No better picture exists for showing the truth behind God's 'love'.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2006-03-23 11:32pm

Here. A couple of slides down is where you see an about-to-be-drowned baby.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-03-24 02:51am

Man, I love Bible fanfiction.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2006-03-24 02:55am

wolveraptor wrote:Here. A couple of slides down is where you see an about-to-be-drowned baby.

Interesting. I wonder where Chick got hold of those long lost documents. Probably somewhere the sun never shines

Ryushikaze · Post by **Ryushikaze** » 2006-03-24 11:44am

Uraniun235 wrote:Man, I love Bible fanfiction.

As soon as I read that, jokes about a Peter/Jesus fan circle popped into my head.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2006-03-24 11:57am

Ryushikaze wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Man, I love Bible fanfiction.
As soon as I read that, jokes about a Peter/Jesus fan circle popped into my head.

Don't forget slash-fics involving Jesus and his disciples when they were on that boat.

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2006-03-24 12:28pm

wolveraptor wrote:Here. A couple of slides down is where you see an about-to-be-drowned baby.

What had the baby done to deserve the wrath of a murderous God? [off-topic]What an annoying site. I looked at some of the articles and one of the article that deals with witnessing suggested that people should drop tracts into the the candy bags at Halloween as "in one night you can give the gospel to hundreds of kids" and another article suggested to give tracts as tip to waitresses. Oh brother.[/off-topic]

Sofia · Post by **Sofia** » 2006-03-24 12:43pm

Hawkwings wrote:I *would* like to see this scene on the big screen with THX dolby surround sound... shame nobody will mnake it though

Hey, don't rule out Mel Gibson!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-03-24 01:16pm

wolveraptor wrote:Here. A couple of slides down is where you see an about-to-be-drowned baby.

Haha, I love that, it says the ark was covered inside and out with pitch, and YECs presumably accept pitch, like coal and fossils, was laid down with the world wide flood!