Christians See Jesus in Random Everyday Pattern... Again...

[Solauren]

It's clearly me having dominated the world ordering my new slave-citizens to bow down before my evil might.

Can't those religious types get ANYTHING right?

[Plekhanov]

Sadly none of the wall touchers were cured of their appalling obesity. The astonishing thing here is that their God saw fit to destroy their city killing many people in the process and they think some lumps on a wall outweigh all that.

I just have an idea for a documentary.

Have someone make up a fake "miracle" say a virgin mary statue you bought overseas which cries. We could make it hollow and have a device pumping out oil. Proclaim it on television and lets watch the local christians come. No doubt some will claim to have been "cured" by the statue. Take their names.

Later reveal to be a fake, making a duplicate statue. Then confront said Christian who claimed to be cured. I forsee the results will be hilarious.

Nice idea but I suspect they’d just claim that their faith in Jesus made it work despite your trickery or something.

[Mange]

It looks like a lobster... Man, I dislike this kind of people.

[drachefly]

Actually, from one angle, the top does kind of look like Jesus on the cross.

But that can be said for all sorts of things. Right now, where I'm sitting, if I squint, I can 'see' one crucifix, a scary face, a giant sandworm... ooh, a crucifix in profile! Hmm. That one has extra arms, I guess that must be one of those Indian gods. That smudge on the wall makes a decent breast. Ooh, there's somebody being tossed into a cauldron headfirst by an octopus!

[Wicked Pilot]

Okay, that's genius. So much so that it would piss people off to no end. Oh yes.

It's been done before. See the Carlos hoax. Stupidity still endures.

[felineki]

You have to wonder what happens when youg ive these people inkblot tests... they probably see Jesus or Mary in every single one.

Looks like two scorpions in tutus to me...