Now this is how a horror movie should end..

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Now this is how a horror movie should end..

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Lights out, baby :lol:
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It figures it would have something to do with guns coming from you :P :lol:

I admit that was totally unexpected and it scared the shit out of me because my volume was really high so I could hear what she was saying.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

It's a real business too! :lol:

I like it that she responded to the dispatcher with "I don't have a few minutes."
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Funny commercial, but the owner is certifiable.

Edit - I should elaborate that the owner of Totally Awesome is certifiable.
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Mrs Kendall wrote: I admit that was totally unexpected and it scared the shit out of me because my volume was really high so I could hear what she was saying.
Same here.
I had the volume up loud because I'm hard of hearing anyway, and when the Krinkov clone started firing, I literally jumped out of my chair.


Gotta love those Klipsch Promedias. :lol:
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:lol: I didn't jump out of my chair but I did scramble on our mess of a desk to find the speakers and knocked a few papers on the floor, which in turn encouraged me to clean up around the speaker with the volume button.
So Thanks :teeth:
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I was figuring a semi auto pistol, not a friggin' AR. Classic.
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That's beautiful. The gunfire made me jump out of my seat, and then I laughed my ass off.
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That's pirate-worthy right there. :D
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The chick is hot.
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Ah, you're just saying that because she's carrying an assault rifle. :mrgreen:
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Gil Hamilton wrote:"Free rock with every purchase!"
That certainly sweetens the deal for me. You have to have a backup.
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No, the movie oughta end where the person finally triumphs against the monster, and then they turn towards the camera and rip off their face to reveal that they are in fact A LIZARD!
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