I can never look at Zelda the same way again.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2006-03-26 08:27am

Yeah I remember playing these things. Unresponsive shitbags, basically using the Zelda name to sell something that you couldn't give away free.

And the less said about the cut scenes the better.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2006-03-26 08:32am

Ghost Rider wrote:Yeah I remember playing these things. Unresponsive shitbags, basically using the Zelda name to sell something that you couldn't give away free.

And the less said about the cut scenes the better.

Makes Dr. Katz look like revolutionary animation on the cutting edge of the technology.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2006-03-26 09:05am

Flagg wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Yeah I remember playing these things. Unresponsive shitbags, basically using the Zelda name to sell something that you couldn't give away free.

And the less said about the cut scenes the better.
Makes Dr. Katz look like revolutionary animation on the cutting edge of the technology.

Oh yeah.

I mean it was not innovative as much as it was a desecration of LoZ.

And seriously when I mean the game is bad....it's bad. There are C-64 games that had more innovation as a platformer then this pile, both of them.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2006-03-26 09:20am

Eyes... Bleeding...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2006-03-26 10:48am

Oh CHRIST. It's like some mock game from The Simpsons or something. This is horribly bad.

It actually sounds like something out of The Mighty Boosh. Where's Tony Harrison?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2006-03-26 11:16am

wautd wrote:Eyes... Bleeding...

Here! Use these goggles!

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2006-03-26 11:40am

SAMAS wrote:
wautd wrote:Eyes... Bleeding...
Here! Use these goggles!

The goggles do nothing!

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2006-03-26 11:52am

Wow. And I thought MY drawings were crappy. I can't believe how sloppy these are. At some points, the characters zoom in and out and rotate as if the camera is moving, but the backgrounds stay completely static. WTF?

Not to mention the character control in the actual gameplay segments look horrible as well. Fitting I suppose... crappy cutscenes for a crappy game.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2006-03-26 05:20pm

Dooey Jo wrote:WTF are they doing when they're talking? Waving their arms around like maniacs... WTF...

Why aren't there any videos from Zelda's Adventure, which featured FMVs? Wonder if the actors did the same thing there

"Full Animation: Just because you don't need 24 frames per second for dialogue doesn't mean you can't fill every frame with frantic action anyway!"

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-03-26 09:40pm

Man, I came in here expecting some hot naked elf chick action. I'm disappointed.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-03-26 11:14pm

Uraniun235 wrote:Man, I came in here expecting some hot naked elf chick action. I'm disappointed.

Well if it helps, Zelda did have a subversively weird crappy porno fanart quality to her...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2006-03-26 11:14pm

I managed to get to Link speaking before the cringe factor got too high for me. It's probably the sole reason why Link never actually speaks in any of the games that came after it.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2006-03-27 12:24am

Link has a record for being unlistenable.

"Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

Vaporous · Post by **Vaporous** » 2006-03-27 12:25am

There are no words. None.