Adios, Amigo (Mal and summary executions)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-04-03 08:39pm

Mal_Reynolds wrote:Oh, and if you all need a little help with that ban poll, here's a treasure for ya:

I'm RDJ. A.K.A. Dan-Dan-The-Ninja-Man, A.K.A. Choya S (for Silver, don't forget) Davis, A.K.A. Imperium, A.K.A. missmanners, A.K.A. Storm Rucker, A.K.A. The Question.

So -- how do you feel about borders now?

POW!

Sorry, I don't believe you. You tipped your hand with this.

Mal_Reynolds wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Mal_Reynolds wrote:Jesus, this is a troll board, isn't it. :rolleyes:
No. You want trolls, go to fucking Trollkingdom or eBaumsworld, you fucking cunt.
What the fuck are those places? First one is self-explanatory enough. At least sounds honest. Second one is what? Do either of them hide trolling behind "enforcing the rules"?

Mal_Reynolds · Post by **Mal_Reynolds** » 2006-04-03 08:40pm

The most pathetic thing? I actually had to tell you! I have to say to Mike, though -- buddy, I'm flattered. Even when you didn't know it was my writing, you thought enough of it to memorialize it for all time on your little site. Much love, buddy o' mine, much love!

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2006-04-03 08:40pm

Mal_Reynolds wrote:Oh, and if you all need a little help with that ban poll, here's a treasure for ya:

I'm RDJ. A.K.A. Dan-Dan-The-Ninja-Man, A.K.A. Choya S (for Silver, don't forget) Davis, A.K.A. Imperium, A.K.A. missmanners, A.K.A. Storm Rucker, A.K.A. The Question.

So -- how do you feel about borders now?

POW!

And that little list is supposed to impress us why exactly?

Mal_Reynolds · Post by **Mal_Reynolds** » 2006-04-03 08:42pm

*stalks SirNitram and blows 1-900 Death Dust at his puppy* ROFLMAO!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2006-04-03 08:42pm

Mal_Reynolds wrote:The most pathetic thing? I actually had to tell you! I have to say to Mike, though -- buddy, I'm flattered. Even when you didn't know it was my writing, you thought enough of it to memorialize it for all time on your little site. Much love, buddy o' mine, much love!

And you call anyone else a troll. It's fascinating. This thread is locked.

Capsaicin · Post by **Capsaicin** » 2006-04-03 09:38pm

Mal_Reynolds wrote:Oh, and if you all need a little help with that ban poll, here's a treasure for ya:

I'm RDJ. A.K.A. Dan-Dan-The-Ninja-Man, A.K.A. Choya S (for Silver, don't forget) Davis, A.K.A. Imperium, A.K.A. missmanners, A.K.A. Storm Rucker, A.K.A. The Question.

Goodbye.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-04-03 09:59pm

You know, it takes a special kind of no-life loser for him to still be obsessed with us after all this time. Look at the way he hoots and hollers in triumph, as if to say "OMG VICTORY IS MINE!!!!! I SUCCESSFULLY POSTED TROLLSHIT ON A MESSAGE BOARD! BEHOLD MY POWER!!!!" It's as if he honestly thinks it's some grand triumph or proof of his amazing prowess to pretend to be someone else on the Internet.

Does it bother him that no one ever talks about him here? Is that why he feels compelled to do this periodically? Or does he honestly feel powerful when he trolls, as if it's some great achievement?

Here's some advice to our oh-so-triumphant troll loser: get over it. Nobody here gives a shit about you any more, and pretending to be someone else is really not too fucking hard in a medium where no one can even see your face. This grand victory of getting an account and pretending to be someone else for a while is going to remind us that you exist for a day or two, and then we'll forget you again. Maybe you'll do this again in another year, just to make yourself feel important, but dude, you really need to get a life.