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Arriving at the Wheaton Horse Stables....about 5 minutes from me home.

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Sheltered indoor riding hall

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Stable Area

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List of trails at the Wheaton Regional Park

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Outdoor Grazing area

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This brave little fox was walking around the place without fear of the horsies.

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Horseback riding class putting away their horsies.[/u]
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You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
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Stofsk wrote:You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
I always figured him for the pony type. You know, the pink ones. And unicorns.
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Brother-Captain Gaius wrote:I always figured him for the pony type. You know, the pink ones. And unicorns.
*gets out pink dye and plastic horns*

We can make them :twisted:
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Stofsk wrote:You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
Eh, no not really; the title is a sort of spoof of the squeal of a prepubescent girl. "OMFG, HORSIES! *SQUEE!*"
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MKSheppard wrote:
Stofsk wrote:You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
Eh, no not really; the title is a sort of spoof of the squeal of a prepubescent girl. "OMFG, HORSIES! *SQUEE!*"
For a moment there i thought you were like my housemates girl friend, now that would have been scary!
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MKSheppard wrote:
Stofsk wrote:You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
Eh, no not really; the title is a sort of spoof of the squeal of a prepubescent girl. "OMFG, HORSIES! *SQUEE!*"

That wasn't my first reaction... no... of course not.....
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While the reference in the title was middlin obvious I too am surprised about the Shep liking horses. I have a hard time imagining him riding anything without treads and a cannon. :wink:
And Shep on fluffy pink unicorn? That just wrong on so many levels...
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Well, horses CAN tow small artillery batteries, so perhaps Shep loves them for that?
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Batman wrote:While the reference in the title was middlin obvious I too am surprised about the Shep liking horses. I have a hard time imagining him riding anything without treads and a cannon. :wink:
And Shep on fluffy pink unicorn? That just wrong on so many levels...
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NeoGoomba wrote:Well, horses CAN tow small artillery batteries, so perhaps Shep loves them for that?
Well, before gunpowder weapons came along, heavy cavalry were the ultimate weapon. Perhaps that?
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kheegan wrote:
NeoGoomba wrote:Well, horses CAN tow small artillery batteries, so perhaps Shep loves them for that?
Well, before gunpowder weapons came along, heavy cavalry were the ultimate weapon. Perhaps that?
Or maybe he loves them cause they're so :luv:cute!:luv:


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Tinkerbell wrote:
Or maybe he loves them cause they're so :luv:cute!:luv:


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But thats only with a cannon strapped to them. Without that, horses are mean and bite people, and make racial slurs like Mr. Ed.

Perhaps theres some new breed of Unicorn that has infatuated him, which instead of having a horn, it has a RPG launcher?
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Tinkerbell wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Stofsk wrote:You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
Eh, no not really; the title is a sort of spoof of the squeal of a prepubescent girl. "OMFG, HORSIES! *SQUEE!*"

That wasn't my first reaction... no... of course not.....
Nope, not the reaction here either. Not at all.
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MKSheppard wrote:
Stofsk wrote:You like horsies, Shep? You're just full of surprises.
Eh, no not really; the title is a sort of spoof of the squeal of a prepubescent girl. "OMFG, HORSIES! *SQUEE!*"
Horses, meh. Now ducks, that's something to squeal over... :mrgreen:
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I can only assume it's the second X chromosome. How I am supposed to assume an animal several times my size that can kick me into hospital for a considerable time with little to no effort is cute is quite simply beyond my comprehension.
Plus, one of them once tried to eat my jacket.
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You should have demanded that one be butchered. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You should have demanded that one be butchered. :P
I was in no position to do so at that time. And that does seem a bit overboard.
Now ducks, on the other hand...
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Hah Hah, nice try. Even though I adore ducks, I also have no reservations concerning trying duck. :P
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My mother once gave me horseback riding lessons to kick my love of horses. She thought actually being around them would make me see the reality of the situation. It didn't work. I really, really love horses :luv:.

Ducks suck. There's too many of them around here and they shit everywhere.
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Pick wrote:Ducks suck.
Heresy!!
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heresy!!
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MKSheppard wrote:Image
Arriving at the Wheaton Horse Stables....about 5 minutes from me home.
Those are some womanly hair, hips and buttocks you have there, buddy.
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Pick wrote: Ducks suck.
Ducks don't suck. They quack.

Silly girl. :P
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heresy!!
Duck are a plague upon the Earth. Filthy hissing winged vermin.
That's geese.
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