Crazy Religious Door-Knockers

AK_Jedi · Post by **AK_Jedi** » 2006-04-05 05:03am

Sorta inspired by the mormon door-knocker thread.

In this video, a couple religious door-knockers wake up some guys at their house. They break out the video cameras, and start throwing water balloons at them. (not the most clever of responses, but funny nonetheless). The religious nut-jobs go absolutely apeshit on them. I have never seen someone get that mad over water balloons.

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chaoschristian · Post by **chaoschristian** » 2006-04-05 08:48am

8 Am on a Saturday morning (did I hear that correctly, Saturday morning?) I would throw water balloons two, but having a second floor balcony I could bonb them from overhead or hit them with the supersoakers.

I especially love how the woman went from calling them "Sir" to "You're going to hell!"

chaoschristian · Post by **chaoschristian** » 2006-04-05 08:49am

[edit]too, not two[edit]

CaptJodan · Post by **CaptJodan** » 2006-04-05 10:23am

Kind of a bad way to test one's faith, but telling nevertheless. One of the first words out of their mouths was a curse word. It wasn't like the umpteen cameras they had out there wasn't a clue that they were being filmed either. They should have considered turning the other cheek and leaving.

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2006-04-05 10:55am

Maybe a better plan would have been to bombard them from on high putting the filmakers at less risk of bodily harm.

Magnetic · Post by **Magnetic** » 2006-04-05 12:02pm

That video doesn't seem realistic to me. Seems like the whole thing was an act. IMO

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2006-04-05 01:51pm

I would have used the garden hose.

Zadius · Post by **Zadius** » 2006-04-05 02:21pm

They barely even got them wet. I could have done better.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2006-04-05 02:42pm

Magnetic wrote:That video doesn't seem realistic to me. Seems like the whole thing was an act. IMO

I agree. It did seem really set up to me. The fact that they had the waterbaloons, as well as 2 seperate cameras all ready to go. Plus, I've had Christards of every stripe come to my door and none of them ever called me "brother".

Magnetic · Post by **Magnetic** » 2006-04-05 03:04pm

Flagg wrote:
Magnetic wrote:That video doesn't seem realistic to me. Seems like the whole thing was an act. IMO
I agree. It did seem really set up to me. The fact that they had the waterbaloons, as well as 2 seperate cameras all ready to go. Plus, I've had Christards of every stripe come to my door and none of them ever called me "brother".

That's another good point. IF it were that early in the morning, they must have cameras and water ballons ready to go every morning.

And true, they wouldn't say "brother", . . . nor would they cuss like sailors just because they're getting water balloons thrown at them. Looking at the footage, it doesn't even LOOK like it's early in the morning.

Stormin · Post by **Stormin** » 2006-04-05 04:23pm

In its defense, early in the video the guy was saying that they are here again. Preperations could have been made.

Really though, people who do door to door tend not to do the "umm...ahhh" thing, as they would have had much more practice on their lines. Put my vote for fake.