Noble Ire wrote:
I've really got to get going on those sets. Fun times...
Oh, excellent. If you're doing a Metroid set...
Base Metroid 1 Black
Creature - Metroid 1/1
(Tap) Drain - Target player takes one damage. Additionally, controlling player gains 1 life.
"Metroids will imprint upon the first lifeform they sense, believing it to be their mother. However, good luck getting to a Metroid egg."
Alpha Metroid 1 Red, 1 Black
Creature - Metroid 2/2
Molt - Alpha Metroid can only be summoned if Base Metroid is in play. After summon, return Base Metroid to hand.
(Tap) Drain - Target player takes one damage. Additionally, controlling player gains 1 life.
"Do not take Metroids home as pets."
Gamma Metroid 2 Red, 1 Black
Creature - Metroid 3/3
Molt - Gamma Metroid can only be summoned if Alpha Metroid is in play. After summon, return Alpha Metroid to hand.
(Tap) Drain - Target player takes one damage. Additionally, controlling player gains 1 life.
"If you ever hear chirping while on SR-388, you will become Metroid food in short order."
Zeta Metroid 2 Red, 2 Black
Creature - Metroid 4/4
Molt - Zeta Metroid can only be summoned if Gamma Metroid is in play. After summon, return Gamma Metroid to hand.
(Tap) Drain - Target player takes one damage. Additionally, controlling player gains 1 life.
"The scientists say Metroids can be tamed. Tell that to the fools in Medical right now for getting fed on."
Omega Metroid 3 Red, 2 Black
Creature - Metroid 5/5
Molt - Omega Metroid can only be summoned if Zeta Metroid is in play. After summon, return Omega Metroid to hand.
(Tap) Drain - Target player takes one damage. Additionally, controlling player gains 1 life.
"Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Finally, unauthorized feeding of Metroids is still strictly prohibited."
Metroid Queen 1 Blue, 1 Black, 5 Colorless
Legendary Creature - Metroid 5/5
Defender - Metroid Queen can't attack.
All Metroids in play gain +1/+1, First Strike, Haste, Vigilance, Flying.
(Tap) Egg Lay - Base Metroids can be summoned at no cost until end of turn.
(Tap) Drain - Target player takes one damage. Additionally, controlling player gains 1 life.
"Danger: approaching Metroid infested area. Stay out."
EDIT: Quote tweakage, color change.