Darth Vader vs. The Japanese

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2006-04-05 07:24pm

This isn't a real vs. thread. Just a video I found online.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2006-04-05 09:16pm

Impressive... most impressive.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-04-05 11:07pm

I would just like to say that reading the Thread Title alone was enough ot get me laughing noticably

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2006-04-05 11:27pm

Hehehe. That was great.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2006-04-05 11:34pm

Nice.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2006-04-05 11:42pm

Amusing. Most amusing.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2006-04-05 11:44pm

He should have been able to take them, given that video where the two Japanese cops run away from a guy with a baseball bat..

PayBack · Post by **PayBack** » 2006-04-05 11:46pm

Actually I believe the Japanese media now refer to them as Assult Bats.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-04-05 11:54pm

PayBack wrote:Actually I believe the Japanese media now refer to them as Assult Bats.

I would like proof of this as, given the popularity of Basebally, I find it hard to imagine them going "Lets play some Assualt-Bat-Ball!"

PayBack · Post by **PayBack** » 2006-04-06 12:25am

Why would the media say lets play anything? they only tend to twist... err I mean report the facts. I couldn't provide proof here anyway as this was a while back on an archaic device known as a Television.

Ryushikaze · Post by **Ryushikaze** » 2006-04-06 02:57am

It was amusing, but it seemed like Vader was just pissing around with his buddies given his halfassed following of the officers after they thwapped him.

The "Interesting devices" video at the same link was also quite nifty.

Cos Dashit · Post by **Cos Dashit** » 2006-04-06 05:04pm

I just had a mental image of Darth Vader being so ashamed of his capture, he pulls out his lightsaber and commits seppuku.

Can anyone translate what those letters meant, the ones that popped up at the end?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2006-04-06 05:34pm

I am unsurprised. Japan has had, for many years, a drink called YOSH! or something, that gives one telekinetic powers.Which Arr-nuld advertised

CaptJodan · Post by **CaptJodan** » 2006-04-06 06:15pm

When I read the title, my first image was, oddly, of some Japanese kid trying to Kancho Darth Vader.

Needless to say I've been reading too much of outpost nine.

Nightbringer · Post by **Nightbringer** » 2006-04-06 06:17pm

HILARIOUS

Ryushikaze · Post by **Ryushikaze** » 2006-04-07 02:19am

The site it's at also has

rather kickass lightsabre duel

Breakdancing Yoda

George Lucas in Love

There's probably more, but after page 12, I decided it was enough.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2006-04-08 02:28am

Impressive...most impressive

Stile · Post by **Stile** » 2006-04-12 05:17pm

I found the Part II on another site. Poor Anakin...

Mechaike Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police Round 2

Star-Blighter · Post by **Star-Blighter** » 2006-04-12 05:29pm

Lightsabers + sucker punching = GOLD!!!

Great find.

Oh and, poor vader...

Teleros · Post by **Teleros** » 2006-04-12 05:38pm

Excellent stuff - laugh out loud funny

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Phillip Hone · Post by **Phillip Hone** » 2006-04-16 09:06pm

Could have been longer, but that was the perfect anti-cinematic ending.