Slacker - At the start of each turn, flip a coin for each Slacker in play. If heads, they participate in the turn. If tails, they do not attack or block until your next turn.
"To hell with human companionship, I have The Simpsons on DVD. You can all go to hell."
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
RedImperator
Legendary Creature - Roosevelt Republican
RRR4 to cast
If Republitard or Racist is in your opponent's hand, RedImperator gains +1/+1 and must attack.
All Spammers cannot untap while RedImperator is in play.
Flavor text: You sound like some whining little shitbox who's pissed off the black kids are getting more pussy than you. Really, you should relax--everybody's getting more pussy than you. Just get used to it.
Image:
With the background outside the sheild black and without the word "Dodge".
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
RedImperator
Legendary Creature - Roosevelt Republican
RRR4 to cast
If Republitard or Racist is in your opponent's hand, RedImperator gains +1/+1 and must attack.
All Spammers cannot untap while RedImperator is in play.
Flavor text: You sound like some whining little shitbox who's pissed off the black kids are getting more pussy than you. Really, you should relax--everybody's getting more pussy than you. Just get used to it.
With the background outside the sheild black and without the word "Dodge".
The image cannot be seen.
Couple of points: you made yourself a mite expensive. Most critters in the SDN range don't have more P/T than 5/5. Also, "in hand" should be "in play" since a player's hand is supposed to be secret.
'Till the image becomes visible:
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
controlling player can not be killed, but may place themselves "out of phase" for one or more turns. While out of phase player may only untap one card at a time.
...in strange eons even death may die.
shuggoth
three black plus 2 colorless
creature, mythos, amorphus
tap to drive target insane
tap to eat target tapped creature
add +1/+1 counter to shuggoth for every target it eats if shuggoth should exceed 10/10 create another shuggoth & remove all counters.
5/5
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
RedImperator
Legendary Creature - Roosevelt Republican
RRR4 to cast
If Republitard or Racist is in your opponent's hand, RedImperator gains +1/+1 and must attack.
All Spammers cannot untap while RedImperator is in play.
Flavor text: You sound like some whining little shitbox who's pissed off the black kids are getting more pussy than you. Really, you should relax--everybody's getting more pussy than you. Just get used to it.
With the background outside the sheild black and without the word "Dodge".
The image cannot be seen.
Couple of points: you made yourself a mite expensive. Most critters in the SDN range don't have more P/T than 5/5. Also, "in hand" should be "in play" since a player's hand is supposed to be secret.
The picture you used is fine. Mine was just a slightly larger version of the logo. I didn't realize my avatar was big enough.
Thanks, dude.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
RedImperator wrote:The picture you used is fine. Mine was just a slightly larger version of the logo. I didn't realize my avatar was big enough.
Thanks, dude.
No sweat. Though it would look a lot better with a higher resolution image.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
*cough* Nobleire, hate to complain, but it's battle of the Hymn, unless the cleaned/completed fanfic forum is lying more than usual.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Lonestar wrote:*cough* Nobleire, hate to complain, but it's battle of the Hymn, unless the cleaned/completed fanfic forum is lying more than usual.
Well now, that was sloppy of my. Sorry about that:
Not a problem.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Howabout a Card for RAR! itself? Just don't put in that flashing RAR! Picture that Einy is so fond of in it.
Zor
HAIL ZOR!WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL Terran Sphere The Art of Zor
Thanks to RogueIce, I've got a card of my own now!
Warwolf Urban Combat Specialist
Why is it so goddamned hard to get little assholes like you to admit it when you fuck up? Is it pride? What gives you the right to have any pride?
–Darth Wong to vivftp
GOP message? Why don't they just come out of the closet: FASCISTS R' US –Patrick Degan
The GOP has a problem with anyone coming out of the closet. –18-till-I-die
My decent MtG editor seems to have died, so I'm using the crappy one for now.
Inspired by the Xeelee one, and with every intent to re-do it if the good editor begins to work again:
(It couldn't fit on the vital 'Every turn, flip a coin. if heads, remove The Excession from play)
According to wikipedia, "the Mohorovičić discontinuity is the boundary between the Earth's crust and the mantle."
According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
Huzzah! Immortality at long last, and without any pesky bloodlust or golden cup to drink out of. My thanks
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know...tomorrow."
-Agent Kay
Dark Hellion wrote:Are we allowed to make new cards of ourselves?
No. If you do, you go to jail.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know...tomorrow."
-Agent Kay
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Vanas wrote:My decent MtG editor seems to have died, so I'm using the crappy one for now.
Inspired by the Xeelee one, and with every intent to re-do it if the good editor begins to work again:
*slice*
(It couldn't fit on the vital 'Every turn, flip a coin. if heads, remove The Excession from play)
That's awesome; perhaps better than the Xeelee card, even.
