[Humor] Top Ten Ways to Piss a Warsie Off

Post by **Steve** » 2002-12-10 09:08pm

Top Ten Ways to Piss a Warsie Off

10. Call him a nerd.

9. *girls only* When in bed, ask him why his lightsaber is so small.

8. Make fun of him when he falls on his ass after trying a Jedi long jump.

7. Refer to Darth Vader as "asthma boy".

6. Tell him he smells like a wet Wookiee.

5. Repeat the infamous "SW weapons are lasers and can't get by ST shields" line.

4. Pour cold water on him when he's having a sexual fantasy about Padme, Mara Jade, and Leia.

3. Bribe the best scientists in the world to debunk everything on Mike Wong's and Curtis Saxton's pages, saying that Graham Kennedy's "Daystrom Institute" is the only truly scientific page on the net.

2. Ask him if he likes being Emperor Palpatine's bitch.

And the Number One Way to Piss a Warsie Off......

1. Remind him that it's all make believe.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-10 09:11pm

I seriously doubt that number 3 is even possible. No self-respecting scientist would be able to compare those pages and draw that conclusion, no matter how much money they were being paid to do it.

Post by **Steve** » 2002-12-10 09:49pm

Master of Ossus wrote:I seriously doubt that number 3 is even possible. No self-respecting scientist would be able to compare those pages and draw that conclusion, no matter how much money they were being paid to do it.

*smacks MoO on the head*

It's a joke list.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-10 09:51pm

Steve wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I seriously doubt that number 3 is even possible. No self-respecting scientist would be able to compare those pages and draw that conclusion, no matter how much money they were being paid to do it.
*smacks MoO on the head*

It's a joke list.

True. Perhaps a better one would be to mistake R2-D2 for a recycling center.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-10 09:56pm

Hey Steve, you forgot the #1 way to piss a Warsie off: re-edit the movies so that Han Solo shoots first in the cantina. Oh, wait a minute ...

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-12-10 10:05pm

Darth Wong wrote:Hey Steve, you forgot the #1 way to piss a Warsie off: re-edit the movies so that Han Solo shoots first in the cantina. Oh, wait a minute ...

*froths at the mouth*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-10 10:21pm

Not as funny as the way to piss a trekkie off. Just not as funny, for some reason.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-10 10:33pm

IG-88E wrote:Not as funny as the way to piss a trekkie off. Just not as funny, for some reason.

Simple.

Currently there are more things a warsie can make fun of about a trekkie than a trekkie can make fun of about a warsie.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-10 10:34pm

Oh, and I suppose one way to piss a warsie off would be to say that Phantom Menace was the best of the SW movies.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-10 10:34pm

Shinova wrote:Simple.

Currently there are more things a warsie can make fun of about a trekkie than a trekkie can make fun of about a warsie.

ROFL.

Shinigami · Post by **Shinigami** » 2002-12-11 01:04am

What about telling them Darth Vader looks like a big black dildo?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-11 01:05am

Shinigami wrote:What about telling them Darth Vader looks like a big black dildo?

Eeeeww....

That's not funny. It's disgusting...eeww

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-11 01:11am

Equal Opportunaty Folks

We need a Mecha, A Tanker, A Fiver, A Scaper, a Gater, & an X-Phile pissing off thread.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-11 01:16am

Top 5 for mecha (off the top of my head)

5. Tell him his MS will fall over the second he takes a step.

4. Remind him his colors are blatently obvious.

3. Say you'll shoot him while he 'powers up'.

2. Say you'll shoot out his eyes.

1. Use logic and real life examples.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-11 01:33am

#1 way to piss off a Scaper: Cancel the series

#1way to piss off a Tanker: fancy light show>Real world science because the shows are cannon.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-11 01:49am

Best way to piss off a Fiver:

Say something about the Black Star nuke scene

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-11 02:11am

Best way for me to piss off fivers?

Post in a B5 thread. It seems to work every time.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-11 09:01am

What about ways to piss of a WH40K fan or a Culture Vulture??

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-11 09:45am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about ways to piss of a WH40K fan or a Culture Vulture??

Remind them that 99% of the population doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, doesn't give a shit, and never will.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-11 09:47am

Best way to piss off Fivers: say the name "Brian Young". Ironically, he's a Fiver. But he's not an idiot like some Fivers.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-11 12:39pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
What about ways to piss of a WH40K fan or a Culture Vulture??
Remind them that 99% of the population doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, doesn't give a shit, and never will.

True for the culture, but WH40K is actually quite popular in the US and UK.
So, how 'bout pissing of a Andromeda fundie...?
Oh wait no one likes Andromeda...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-11 12:46pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
What about ways to piss of a WH40K fan or a Culture Vulture??
Remind them that 99% of the population doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, doesn't give a shit, and never will.
True for the culture, but WH40K is actually quite popular in the US and UK.
So, how 'bout pissing of a Andromeda fundie...?
Oh wait no one likes Andromeda...

Tell them it's Hercules in space and about to go the same route as Xena.

And the Culture books are popular here anyway.

What about LotR fans and StarCraft fans? Oh wait, the latter is just one big joke anyway.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-11 12:52pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
Remind them that 99% of the population doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, doesn't give a shit, and never will.
True for the culture, but WH40K is actually quite popular in the US and UK.
So, how 'bout pissing of a Andromeda fundie...?
Oh wait no one likes Andromeda...
Tell them it's Hercules in space and about to go the same route as Xena.

And the Culture books are popular here anyway.

What about LotR fans and StarCraft fans? Oh wait, the latter is just one big joke anyway.

StarCraft was pretty cool. Best way to piss SC fans off: tell them their nukes are so weak they don't even throw up dust....
(god I had to face this argument so often)

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-11 12:55pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote: True for the culture, but WH40K is actually quite popular in the US and UK.
So, how 'bout pissing of a Andromeda fundie...?
Oh wait no one likes Andromeda...
Tell them it's Hercules in space and about to go the same route as Xena.

And the Culture books are popular here anyway.

What about LotR fans and StarCraft fans? Oh wait, the latter is just one big joke anyway.
StarCraft was pretty cool. Best way to piss SC fans off: tell them their nukes are so weak they don't even throw up dust....
(god I had to face this argument so often)

Um... you do know that Starcraft is a game and that, well, games aren't exactly physically correct.
(How the hell do Marines take down a Protoss Carrier!?)

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-11 12:57pm

Captain tycho wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Tell them it's Hercules in space and about to go the same route as Xena.

And the Culture books are popular here anyway.

What about LotR fans and StarCraft fans? Oh wait, the latter is just one big joke anyway.
StarCraft was pretty cool. Best way to piss SC fans off: tell them their nukes are so weak they don't even throw up dust....
(god I had to face this argument so often)
Um... you do know that Starcraft is a game and that, well, games aren't exactly physically correct.
(How the hell do Marines take down a Protoss Carrier!?)

That's why canon for Star Craft generally is:
-the manual
-the videos
-the game for the storyline ONLY

btw what are you talking about physically correctness?
almost NO sci-fi is physycally correct!