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Needs More TALL GLASS OF PERSPECTIVE! LOL
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I can't believe these schmucks won that photoshop contest.
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Dalton wrote:I can't believe these schmucks won that photoshop contest.
The other contestants must have sucked.
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I can't stand FARK, especially after the SA vs. FARK duel.
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Apparently whichever idiot did the "No Green Bitches in Star Wars" completely forgot about twi-leks. :roll:
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ZOMG! SPACE BATTLE!

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fgalkin wrote:ZOMG! SPACE BATTLE!

Have a very nice day.
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You have no idea how much I want to throttle the person responsible for that image.
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Lord Zentei wrote:
Dalton wrote:I can't believe these schmucks won that photoshop contest.
The other contestants must have sucked.
No, the judges were hopelessly biased towards Fark. :)
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Win for the TOS fight music. God, I love that song. :lol:
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I think Stravo needs to see the winner and this one.

This is my favorite.

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General Zod wrote:You have no idea how much I want to throttle the person responsible for that image.
Why? I thought it was hilarious.
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General Zod wrote:
fgalkin wrote:ZOMG! SPACE BATTLE!

Have a very nice day.
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You have no idea how much I want to throttle the person responsible for that image.
You're gonna be killing quite a few people there. You need any help disposing of bodies?
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I would have voted for R2 giving Spock the finger
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Singular Quartet wrote:
General Zod wrote:
fgalkin wrote:ZOMG! SPACE BATTLE!

Have a very nice day.
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You have no idea how much I want to throttle the person responsible for that image.
You're gonna be killing quite a few people there. You need any help disposing of bodies?

I think the one with "DO NOT WANT" in big letters sums it up.
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the one with everyone shooting at and missing Serenity, had my brain going "I'm a leaf in the wind, watch how I soar, oh fuck I'm dead"
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Darth Raptor wrote:
General Zod wrote:You have no idea how much I want to throttle the person responsible for that image.
Why? I thought it was hilarious.
It was stupid. It was the same fucking image over and over again with just new shit added in. No fucking creativity or originality went into making that retarded piece of shit at all.
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The page, she kills my computer!

Seriously though, once it loaded, there were some darn cool pics on there.
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General Zod wrote:It was stupid. It was the same fucking image over and over again with just new shit added in. No fucking creativity or originality went into making that retarded piece of shit at all.
Something doesn't necessarily have to be creatove or original to be amusing, you know. Not everything on Earth is supposed to be a fucking masterpiece.

Oh, and I couldn't help myself... :P
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felineki wrote:
General Zod wrote:It was stupid. It was the same fucking image over and over again with just new shit added in. No fucking creativity or originality went into making that retarded piece of shit at all.
Something doesn't necessarily have to be creatove or original to be amusing, you know. Not everything on Earth is supposed to be a fucking masterpiece.

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Creative and amusing helps, though. It has more to do with the same stupid picture being used nearly a hundred fucking times in that thread than whether it's original or not. You use something often enough and it gets to the point of simply being annoying. Like the Chuck Norris shit.
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No love for the NCC-R2D2? I'm dissipointed.
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Fark has always been the bottom of the barrel when it comes to Photoshop contests. The winner was quality, but it wouldn't have been very out of place on Worth1000 or SomethingAwful.
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you know as they kept adding to that one the "I'm a leaf in the wind" text needed addint more and more....
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Darth Servo wrote:I would have voted for R2 giving Spock the finger

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I like the Picard vs. Darth Maul duel. :)
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